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So Fucking Banned
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Pounding Googlebot
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So Fucking Banned
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Can't wait to get home. Enjoy FL, see you soon . . . . I hope. |
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#155 |
Rebel Girl
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1. I am partially blind
2. I hate the word tat and anyone who uses it should be shot 3. I have been sober for 21 years 4. I dont remeber my natural hair color but have had every color in the rainbow 5. My best friends are all extremely tattood and are total freaks but I love them 6. I have diabeltes type 1 since I was 15 7. I prefer to be alone 8. I can't cook to save my life. Everytime I try I make myself sick. 9. I drive a total soccer mom car and love it but will never have kids 10. I used to live across the street from Leonardo Decaprio |
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#156 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
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1) my dad made me buy a laptop for college in 1998. i only used it to look up porn
2) i own and operate a mainstream SEM/PPC company. i know more about adwords than anyone should probably every know 3) i was on a show in 2001 on MTV called "Vice" 4) i failed out of college twice (its not that im dumb, i was just lazy and liked to go to AC more than class) 5) took me 6 years to graduate college (also took summer and winter classes). i changed majors 4 times 6) the first gallery I submitted was in 2002. all the images were .bmp and i exceeded my bandwidth in one hour 7) after i graduated college, i moved to Los Angeles with my ex gf and just enough money to barley survive for 3 weeks 8) Lane Garrison from prison break smashed into my car in Hollywood one night 9) every time I eat at Arbys, something bad happens 10) the day before I graduate college, the police raid my house and take all my computers and electronics. they claim i committed Internet fraud and scammed people. turns out 2 years later i get my stuff back and im never in trouble because its perfectly legal NOT to mail someone something if they dont pay for shipping and one last good one... 11) im banned from ebay for life ![]()
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#157 |
MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Tinseltown NL
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#158 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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#159 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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1 - I've started making money online at 14.
2 - I got in adult at about 15, within months I had more money then I could spend. I owned my first peice of real estate at 18. 3 - I was a pioneer in the trading TGPs business. I had millions of hits a day on my TGP network. 4 - I sold TeeniesXXX to Xapster for arround 5000$. It was +- 100k at the time and it was his first major site from what I remember. He grew it up quite nicely, the business he runs is probably worth millions nowdays. 5 - I learned my english on various business message boards. 6 - Beeing young and stupid, I made some very stupid choices. I did the minimum work possible and could live a great lifstyle for many years. After I crashed everything I had going, I sig whored and built up from scratch again. I'm doing allright right now but I'm still not done paying for my mistakes. 7 - I live in a 5000sq loft on the main street of my city with NoWhErE. There are 8 nightclubs and 1 after hour within 500 meters walk. 8 - I've never had a 9 to 5 job. 9 - Nowdays I work mostly in mainstream. Our dating network is the most visited among the french canadians. We are generating a couple millions page viewed daily from typein traffic alone. I'm still generating a couple signups a day in adult traffic thought ![]() 10 - Because of the sites and our huge local presence in the 16-29 population, many thousands of people know my face and my name, wich makes me kinda a local celebrity. It can get annoying sometimes but the chicks dig it. |
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#160 |
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David D- Retracted post. I plan on being with my new girl for a LONG time ![]() cause she is one sexy bitch and I am so lucky ![]() |
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Location: Cali
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![]() you know i kid, happy for you both *mwuah* but seriously, you were so dumb for a second when you tried to act like a bro and minimize how whipped you are LOL
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#162 |
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1. I'm color-blind in a subtle way (can see the primary colors correctly, but have problems with the nuances),
2. I made my 1st website in 1994 back when the whole list of 100% of the existing website was kept in a single webpage ("NCSA What's New"). There were no search engines and no directories by then. I considered making adult sites but chickened out. I only really got started in adult sites in 2004 only. Still kicking myself every morning for being so stupid. 3. Been programming since I was 11 (Commodore 64, and been using Linux since 1993), I'm a total computer geek. 4. My wife loves the fact my income comes from porn, but she's the only one in my family to know. 5. I dropped my Ph-D in the middle because I got bored of studies. 6. I have a master's degree in Software Engineering and another one in Applied Mathematics, although I've never used much of what I learnt, 7. I have a fetish for high heel boots, 8. I lost my virginity to a woman who was 23 year older than me, 9. Since I met my wife (7 years ago) we never spent more than 5 consecutive days away from each other, 10. when I was 15 I knew by heart the 50 first decimals of Pi. |
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#163 |
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Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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What exactly were you doing to make money in porn when you were 15?
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#164 |
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Ok I read every word of the others, and I am a talker so I will try to give 10 things very few people know..
1. I am very hyperactive and I have lived in 42 places for one month or more, since I was 21. double that if its less than a month. 2. I grew up on the 41st floor of building, and cumulatively i have spent more than a year of my life in an elevator. 3. I have saved 16 lives directly. 13 from drowning, 2 women i climbed up a cliff in my bathing suit and bare feet to get them down, and 1 girl neighbor who being choked to death outside my apartment in NYC. The children I saved gave me costa rican boyscout merit badges that I still have. 4. I was a member of the BDSM club Hellfire when I was 19 in 1983. 5. I am a cat guy, and my oldest cat The Choco Man, drinks my chocolate milk and watches golf with me all day. Alll 3 of my cats names begin with the word THE. 6. Though, I do not have a photographic memory, I can recite exactly at least 10 movies, including stripes, caddy shack, monty python and the holy grail, pulp fiction and others, I can also tell you my 20 DIGIT ID number off my first license when i was 17, a license I kept for one month, lost and never saw again. A neat trick when driving drunk. "thats very impressive mr thrush, can you try to keep it on your side of the road". 7. I steal hotel shampoos, conditioners, lotions, sewing kits, shower caps, whatever is free. No towels or ash trays. 8. I am named after a jockey from panama, he later became ambassor to the UN and married miss world. His kids talk to me on myspace. 9. I was married for like 6 months. 10. I am a big disco freak, and I used to do a lot of coke with rick james, he loved that the rocker looking guy knew all his music. 10 A. I used to sing in a band with patrick sheedy, the brother of ally sheedy from the breakfast club.
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aka K-Man
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How do you pronounce Ycaza? ya-kazza?
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#167 |
Registered User
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In no order...
01) I have been in the adult business in one form or another for well over 10 years. I was dating a Playboy model way back in the day who got me into the business. Though I toy with other things, at this time it is my main source of income with Asian content (hetro, gay and ladyboy) being my real bread and butter in both the online and DVD markets. 02) I'm anti-social. If you meet me and I don't seem friendly, it's not personal, it's because I'm just a quiet person who is very shy at first. Though once I know you, it's all good and I'm not that way at all. 03) I burned a house down to the ground when I was younger. Not going to go into details, but it was not my house and it WAS an accident. 04) I had a small fling with a Vivid Girl, back when being a Vivid Girl used to mean something. I once fucked her on the rag and her hands got so bloody and she was touching the wall so much that I just had to paint the wall dark red a few days later. It looked like a scene out of a murder case. Nasty stuff but it was some HOT sex! 05) Kman... well... he... hmmmmm... better not talk about that one. But his ass does smell like Indian curry. 06) I took bass lessons from both Billy Sheehan and Stu Ham. Due to severe carpal tunnel, I no longer play. ![]() 07) If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be Havana, Cuba. I love Havana!!! Though it's gonna be a while before that happens, if ever in my lifetime. 08) I own a signed print from Alberto Korda of the famous Che Guevara photo ("Guerrillero Heroico"). Not the photo you have all seen which is cropped, but the uncropped photo. It is the favorite thing that I own. I'm also a bit infatuated with the Cuban Revolution. 09) I ran with the bulls in Spain. The same day I ran, some guy got gored and it turned out that his name was my name! I knew then that the odds of two guys with the same name getting gored would be next to impossible so the next few days runs, I went balls out and got very close to the bulls. 10) I've easily had sex with well over 2000 women. I don't really keep count, but it's way up there. Women from all over the world, every shape, size, race and age. From 15 (when I was 18) to 52 just last year... if she turns me on and is willing (or for sale), I'm fucking her. I've even been paid twice to have sex, though that was a long time ago, I was still a man whore, twice. heh I'd guess at say 65% of them I have paid for, which I prefer to do because when it's over they leave, no strings attached. The "free" ones never ended up being free in the end. They actually end up costing more than the whores do in the long run. An old timer told me once: If it floats, flies or fucks... rent it. |
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Location: Here There and Everywhere
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#169 |
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Location: Miami
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1. I wanted to be a minister until the age of 11 and used to pray every night that god would make me one. Now I can't believe that shit if I try to.
2. I'm way too nice and self sacrificing for the people I care about but inside I honestly enjoy being that way as long as they don't try to push it. 3. I like to read but my reading comprehension sucks so I hardly waste my time trying anymore. (Working on it but with little success) 4. I analyze EVERYTHING people say and do at ALL times. I'm constantly monitoring body language, tones, how much someone blinks, if they appear nervous/stressed/ happy/sad, etc. I even go as far as to reference what things they have said in the past to what they are saying in the present. I don't do this searching for lies or to protect myself, its all just for entertainment purposes. 5. I am a very laid back person and most of the time I have to try my hardest to give a shit about most things. 6. I think about death every day. I think about what its going to be like to die and what my last moments will be. I don't welcome it and I don't want it to happen, but its always on my mind and I think I'll embrace it when the moment comes. 7. Though I just started joining forums, my income is solely from adult and I can count on 1 hand the number of people in the business that have met me face to face. 8. When I was younger I used to go from house to house in my neighborhood peeping in windows trying to see girls naked. I still would if I thought I could get away with it. 9. I am a very, very positive person. 10. I know the meaning of life and as long as I don't get caught up, I live it every day. When I live it I am calm and can clearly see the beautiful, magnificent universe around me and appreciate that single moment I am living in its fullness. Any time I accidentally lose track (sometimes its for years, sometimes for days, sometimes only for a few hours) I'm always refreshed to return to its beauty and simplicity. Be. |
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#170 |
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Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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Did you meet/hook-up with Ally Sheedy?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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TGP stuff mostly
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#172 |
aka K-Man
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i want to see some more top 10's... cummon people, let us get to know you!
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#173 |
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met her, partied with her, never hooked up with her.
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#174 |
Is on the 1
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1. Was on the island that JFK Jr's plane went down near in 1999 the night that it hit the ocean. (Gay head island, Martha's Vineyard)
2. Worked for LikeWhoa! for a year and how I got into Adult. Then they closed ... and to this day I am owed about $5k for checks that bounced .. Thanks Nick ![]() 3. I currently own 9 vintage guitars. ( with plans to add 4 more this year to the collection) 4. Driving the same truck for 8 years and will drive it until it dies ( 2000 Dodge Durango R-T) 5. Married to a direct descendent of King Henry 8th of England. 6. First encountered the Internet in 1997 by terrorizing AOL chat rooms with friends and realized that initial night - I could make money in "the net" 7. Seen the movie Saturday night fever at least 500 times. Still dont know really why. 8. Been to every Aerosmith concert in Phialdelphia since 1990, yet dont own a single record, CD or tape of theirs ( just happened to date girls that liked them) 9. Owned my first house at 23 .. owned my 2nd house at 25. 10. AT&Ts largest channel agent as of 2008 for IP services / Mobility / ...anyone need a Iphone? |
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