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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Diego
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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I have never driven drunk in my life anyways.
Plus they always set one up near my house during every holiday, no choice in trying to avoid it. EDIT - Driving under the influence in a scooter in the hotel does not fully count.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Join Date: May 2001
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i make it a point to go through these checkpoints & act "drunk" to eat up all their valuable time on holiday weekends
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Ah My Balls
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Diego
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I'll pay $50 for one way on a taxi vs. DUI.
No more chances..
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
Posts: 3,201
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DUI will cost you at least 3000$ If you wanna drink and drive just go to Mexico.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 357
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People who get behind the wheel drunk should be shot before they kill someone else.
And no, unlike what you think you dont drive better when youre drunk. People who say that should be shot as well for being that fucking stupid and ignorant. |
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