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Iron Fist · 08-22-2008, 11:50 AM

Weight makes woman not fit court
Can't get through doors to reach murder trial

EDINBURG, Texas ? Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-tonne, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

On Thursday, a grand jury indicted Mayra Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr.

She previously had been charged with capital murder.

Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court.

As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.

Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.

"She would die," said Trevino in Thursday?s online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators? suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.

Authorities recommended Rosales? bond be set at $150,000.

The boy?s mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100,000.

Source: http://www.winnipegsun.com/News/Worl...2/6538481.html

Bryan G · 08-22-2008, 11:52 AM

She probably sat on the kid

Cyndalie · 08-22-2008, 11:52 AM

This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

SykkBoy · 08-22-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

Just what I was going to say...

2012 · 08-22-2008, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

Just what I was going to say...

me too ...

MaDalton · 08-22-2008, 11:56 AM

just leave her where she is and cut off her food supply. it would probably take 5 years till she starves

Brad · 08-22-2008, 11:57 AM

she is already in her own private prison.

pornguy · 08-22-2008, 11:58 AM

Sieze the family assets, sell the house, the car etc, and build a special room for her at the local jail.

AnniKN · 08-22-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

she is already in her own private prison.

Yup.

Give her prison food and stop visits and should be all set.

ali25extreme · 08-22-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie

This is why we have webcams and teleconferencing.

BINGO! Just what I was thinking.

ali25extreme · 08-22-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

just leave her where she is and cut off her food supply. it would probably take 5 years till she starves

Sounds like a great plan to me! I give it a week and it will die from depression. It is not human. Someone who kills a child deserves the worst punishment possible.

PornMogul · 08-22-2008, 12:22 PM

wow who ever thought being overly obese could be your get out of jail free card

Snake Doctor · 08-22-2008, 12:26 PM

I would think a 1000lb woman couldn't get out of bed, how could she have gotten to the child to hurt him?

I hope the idiot mother is tried as an accessory for leaving a child in the care of someone who can't get from here to there to dial 911 should there be an emergency.

Dagwolf · 08-22-2008, 01:42 PM

So which one of you soulless bastards is going to hire her to do porn now?

:

seeandsee · 08-22-2008, 01:45 PM

She is already in jail

Phil · 08-22-2008, 02:45 PM

Is she related to Headless?

minddust · 08-22-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

she is already in her own private prison.

sad but true...

fatfoo · 08-22-2008, 02:47 PM

now that's fat

CDSmith · 08-23-2008, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

I would think a 1000lb woman couldn't get out of bed, how could she have gotten to the child to hurt him?

At that size she must create her own gravity pull.

or gravy pool... in her belly button.

woj · 08-23-2008, 10:30 AM

what the fuck is wrong with people.... 1000lbs?!?

The Duck · 08-23-2008, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

she is already in her own private prison.

L-Pink · 08-23-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

So which one of you soulless bastards is going to hire her to do porn now?

:

She isn't returning any on my calls .....

aico · 08-23-2008, 10:45 AM

Your mommas so fat, that when she got arrested for murder, they had to try her in 3 counties.

CDSmith · 08-23-2008, 10:49 AM

You mamma's so fat she has a half dozen smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Mutt · 08-23-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

Your mommas so fat, that when she got arrested for murder, they had to try her in 3 counties.

pretty good

footmonkey · 08-23-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by AnniKN

Yup.

Give her prison food and stop visits and should be all set.

Or just unplug her TV.

Mutt · 08-23-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by footmonkey

Or just unplug her TV.

cruel and unusal punishment in her case - she'd appeal and win

IllTestYourGirls · 08-23-2008, 11:08 AM

what is sad is this is going to happen. They are going to cut her out of her house. They are going to convict her. She will end up in a specially made cell with a large door. They will pay for special dietitian to get her weight down. She will then need to get the extra skin removed. They will remove it. ALL ON THE TAX PAYERS DOLLAR.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-23-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

what is sad is this is going to happen. They are going to cut her out of her house. They are going to convict her. She will end up in a specially made cell with a large door. They will pay for special dietitian to get her weight down. She will then need to get the extra skin removed. They will remove it. ALL ON THE TAX PAYERS DOLLAR.

Yup, ....

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Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Cue the "Your mothers so fat" jokes... Breaking NEWS! Weight makes woman not fit court Can't get through doors to reach murder trial EDINBURG, Texas ? Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-tonne, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew. On Thursday, a grand jury indicted Mayra Rosales, 27, on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder. Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody. Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care. "She would die," said Trevino in Thursday?s online edition of The Monitor in McAllen. The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators? suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head. Authorities recommended Rosales? bond be set at $150,000. The boy?s mother Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child because she allegedly left her son alone with his aunt. Her bond has been set at $100,000. Source: http://www.winnipegsun.com/News/Worl...2/6538481.html __________________ i like waffles

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