Some funny quotes from the Olympics - GoFuckYourself.com

mrwilson · 08-26-2008, 03:50 PM

Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

DateDoc · 08-26-2008, 04:07 PM

Incidental humor is often the best!

Fresh · 08-26-2008, 04:12 PM

LMAO!! thats hilarious! especially the one ending in "oh my god what have i done" loll

_Richard_ · 08-26-2008, 04:23 PM

are those all from this year?

lusciousness · 08-26-2008, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

this one is hilarious

RP Fade · 08-26-2008, 06:06 PM

LMAO

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-26-2008, 06:16 PM

I LOL'd

tabasco · 08-26-2008, 07:11 PM

Australian commentator Bruce McAvany commented on Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice's big applause on her introduction "And don't the Chinese love Rice".

gornyhuy · 08-26-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

Australian commentator Bruce McAvany commented on Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice's big applause on her introduction "And don't the Chinese love Rice".

Thats really good!

Manowar · 08-26-2008, 07:43 PM

hahaha, those are awesome

J. Falcon · 08-26-2008, 07:44 PM

Those are awesome!

seeandsee · 08-27-2008, 03:03 AM

Some funny shit

Nineteen85 · 08-27-2008, 03:36 AM

Ahahahaha

I love the first one.

gimo33 · 08-27-2008, 04:15 AM

I lol'd

nice quotes

Scott Jack · 08-27-2008, 04:21 AM

Ha those are hilarious...

It's a lot funnier when someone doesn't mean to be funny lol...

-Scott

CunningStunt · 08-27-2008, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Julian Dicks last played for West Ham about 10 years ago when he retired.

Funny nonetheless.

viencarl · 08-27-2008, 05:38 AM

The Duck · 08-27-2008, 05:46 AM

very funny

tranza · 08-27-2008, 06:05 AM

That's hilarious...the best was the tennis commentator one!! Lol

carol.prime · 08-27-2008, 08:58 AM

Nice comments.

very funny..

woj · 08-27-2008, 09:02 AM

Marcus Aurelius · 08-27-2008, 09:05 AM

I kinda like the first one. They're all good though.

pornguy · 08-27-2008, 09:19 AM

Most likely those have been changed to be more funny. But still worth the laugh.

Kudles · 08-27-2008, 10:45 AM

Haha those are funny

halfpint · 08-27-2008, 11:02 AM

lol good stuff

08-26-2008, 03:50 PM	#1
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	Some funny quotes from the Olympics Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I done."

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