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Malicious Biz · 09-01-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Anyone who mentions this thread will get 25% off are already insanely affordable prices..!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

That was the deal that the guy came into the forum and was talking about, I didn't ask for that price, he was the one who gave it to me.

I even said during the course of our conversation:

MoeLoubani ‎(8/22/2008 9:34 PM):
but up to you dude i dont want to pay for a shitty theme just because you said youd give me a deal you know what i mean

We are "Affordable" site design, we are not shitty site design... We provide affordable services! Our portfolio accurately depicts the work level we do...!

If you wanted high end you should have went to dickmans or somewhere that provides premium services...

What makes this thread even more ironic... He hired us before V3 was live...

He seen our two year old portfolio that was no where near as good as the new one... But he still hired us...!

I am beginning to wonder how big the conspiracy goes to stop me... Does it really go that far that you guys are sending people in to hire me and be unsatisfiable so you then can come a trash me on the board..?

Juicy D. Links · 09-01-2008, 04:15 PM

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-01-2008, 04:17 PM

Juicy, that is just disturbing

halfpint · 09-01-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Holy shit you always make me lol with your posts

Juicy D. Links · 09-01-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

Juicy, that is just disturbing

Kimo · 09-01-2008, 04:21 PM

no publicity is bad publicity, unless the news is your designs suck

lol

i dont have a problem with you jon but this thread speaks for itself

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I can not take any more orders at this point people, I have put up a now hiring thread..

As soon as we are caught up I will let everyone know with a thread...

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

camuk19 · 09-01-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

Hell yeah! OBAMA 08'!

DickDarkness · 09-01-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

reg date and postcount matter?

really?

+ hi josh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by camuk19

Hell yeah! OBAMA 08'!

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Originally Posted by DickDarkness

reg date and postcount matter?

really?

+ hi josh

It just makes it so that he can't use a ton of fake nicks that he registered over the last year...

+ hi DickDogsmack :D

DickDarkness · 09-01-2008, 04:28 PM

fuck you retox josh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:29 PM

You know I love you Dick Dumbledorf

DickDarkness · 09-01-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

You know I love you Dick Dumbledorf

brassmonkey · 09-01-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

bangin pee peez damn didnt see that one comin

man u alwayz wavin that gay flag all over

i wouldnt use that service

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

It's funny because talking is cool and all, but the thing is it doesn't pay the bills.

You can pretend you're doing great, but everyone in this thread saying the designs were shitty and then everyone in every other thread hating on you tells me that bills aren't getting paid in your house!

But keep talking! Maybe that will somehow make you some money?

Pay attention to who is trolling me... They are invited to do what they do... Some people are even paid to start shit with me...

My friends, assoiciates and clients all know that this is just a game for me... That is why they do not run in here to defend me, I have mastered the art of forum marketing...

Call me the puppet master... There is always a method to my madness...

Click that middle link in my sig and see just what the players think of me..

DickDarkness · 09-01-2008, 04:34 PM

I am not paid to troll you.

I just don't like your tone.

+Your designs suck

DamianJ · 09-01-2008, 04:35 PM

If he'd paid 75 would the logos have had the apostrophe they are missing?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:36 PM

I'm only paid to ride the coat tails of Dick Doodlebop and change his name while commenting towards him.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

candyflip · 09-01-2008, 04:40 PM

I've been saying that he's a fly by night wannabe since he first came here trying to resell domain names. He thinks he can get away with providing shitty work because he's "affordable".

You should hire Headless, because you both suck so much ass.

brassmonkey · 09-01-2008, 04:40 PM

i hope for $75 you did the movie and dinner first

fluffygrrl · 09-01-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

Now that sounds eerly familiar

DickDarkness · 09-01-2008, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I'm only paid to ride the coat tails of Dick Doodlebop and change his name while commenting towards him.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i hope for $75 you did the movie and dinner first

For $75 and those shitty results, he better have gotten a blowjob!

dropped9 · 09-01-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I've been saying that he's a fly by night wannabe since he first came here trying to resell domain names. He thinks he can get away with providing shitty work because he's "affordable".

You should hire Headless, because you both suck so much ass.

Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

I want proof. I wan't GFY users with a reg date older then a year, and atleast 1k posts, to come in here and say, they are using you're services, and are satisfied, because I find it hard to believe a thread like this could bring you more then 1 person just curious as to if you really are that shitty of a designer...

I am not a designer, I own a design company...

My clients do not need to be called out to defend me... People in the know already know, and people that think they know actually know very little..

My bro card has been stamped by the original bros..

I am made man in this industry..!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

candyflip · 09-01-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Look who lost a sig sponsor... Did zuzanadesigns not like being associated with a thief?

She only had it for a month but I left it there for 2 because I had them turned off and forgot about it. On top of that, I still haven't even bothered her for the designs she promised me for running it. Sorry to burst your bubble tons-of fun.

PS. While Jon's designers do suck, it is even more insulting for me to compare them to this shit you put out.

dropped9 · 09-01-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

She only had it for a month but I left it there for 2 because I had them turned off and forgot about it. On top of that, I still haven't even bothered her for the designs she promised me for running it. Sorry to burst your bubble tons-of fun.

PS. While Jon's designers do suck, it is even more insulting for me to compare them to this shit you put out.

quack quack quack quack quack

HAHAHA You lost a sig sponsor because you're a thief. Is that what you said?

HAHAHA

CyberHustler · 09-01-2008, 04:52 PM

One day I farted and it smelled like olive oil...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am not a designer, I own a design company...

My clients do not need to be called out to defend me... People in the know already know, and people that think they know actually know very little..

My bro card has been stamped by the original bros..

I am made man in this industry..!

If you feel the need to bring up the fact that you're gaining tons of business from drama threads calling you out, then maybe you should backup what you're saying, or shut your trap...

candyflip · 09-01-2008, 04:53 PM

Why don't you just ask Sarah if you're so concerned. We had a barter agreement for a month, I left it up there for 2. I'm sure if I put it back, she would be more than thankful.

Your time is probably better spent reading a Photoshop tutorial or 200.

http://www.good-tutorials.com

Malicious Biz · 09-01-2008, 04:55 PM

give this man his money back you two-bit shyster.

dropped9 · 09-01-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Why don't you just ask Sarah if you're so concerned. We had a barter agreement for a month, I left it up there for 2. I'm sure if I put it back, she would be more than thankful.

Your time is probably better spent reading a Photoshop tutorial or 200.

http://www.good-tutorials.com

LOLOL says the thief... Do you think your word is any good?

hahahaha

LadyMischief · 09-01-2008, 05:00 PM

Honest opinion, my kids could do better design with MS paint. He's never had "good" designs. It's always been first-level crap.

Fatbat · 09-01-2008, 05:01 PM

You do get what you pay for when it comes to design (and everything else in life). The complaint earlier, that the good designers charge more when they realize they can make more, says it all. Good designers cost more, end of story.

Just because you continuously sucker kids out of art school, or third party off shore hacks, doesn't mean you are getting a good deal. It just means you are cheap.

You are saying you want great designs to grab your customer's attention, to convert them, to make you more money... but you don't want to spend good money on good designers...

It takes money to make money. Spend the money to make a GREAT product, not a mediocre one and you will make more in the long run.

aico · 09-01-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

Blah blah you're a baller you spend $10000 on a design wicked man!!

Is that what you wanted to hear?

Because I've paid way less than $70 for logos that were way better and made me tons of money (yes, just the logo). Unfortunately these people quickly realize they can make more charging more and they disappear after a few projects and I'm off to find another designer.

The fact that you pay more means that you're getting ripped off/getting suckered because you can get the work for less.

I didn't want my money back, he did the work, he just did a shitty job. To me my 'research' is actually seeing what people can do, not just talking about it.

Wow, insecure much?

Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

Fatbat · 09-01-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

Exactly.

candyflip · 09-01-2008, 05:03 PM

Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag.

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

If you feel the need to bring up the fact that you're gaining tons of business from drama threads calling you out, then maybe you should backup what you're saying, or shut your trap...

lmao.. So I should have my customers get involved with this nonsense...? lmao

Look here... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/851974-affordable-site-design-hiring-designers-post14695046.html

I have to hire more designers do to the exposure I have had on me lately from the lame drama that means nothing...

dropped9 · 09-01-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag.

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Thief....

Malicious Biz · 09-01-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Those logos are worth $70, get over it.

No, they aren't. Anyone with slightly better than basic knowledge of photoshop could create them in a matter of minutes.

Fatbat · 09-01-2008, 05:13 PM

I charge $150 / ?100 an hour for my design time, so they represent less than a half an hour's worth of work for me, which is about right. Would probably take less than a half an hour to browse fonts and make up a sheet of logos like that.

moeloubani · 09-01-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatbat

You do get what you pay for when it comes to design (and everything else in life). The complaint earlier, that the good designers charge more when they realize they can make more, says it all. Good designers cost more, end of story.

Just because you continuously sucker kids out of art school, or third party off shore hacks, doesn't mean you are getting a good deal. It just means you are cheap.

You are saying you want great designs to grab your customer's attention, to convert them, to make you more money... but you don't want to spend good money on good designers...

It takes money to make money. Spend the money to make a GREAT product, not a mediocre one and you will make more in the long run.

I'm cheap? Why, because I try to find a way to pay less than what something is worth for things? I get the same end result for less money, so that means I'm cheap?

Well fuck me, I couldn't care less how 'cheap' you guys think I am. It's more money in my pocket. Call me cheap, call me greedy but I'll always pay less for the same product when I can. To me it's always just been common sense.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 05:18 PM

This thread delivered....

That best backfire in the history of gfy...

CyberHustler · 09-01-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag.

Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo.

Yo gabba gabba is the shit!

moeloubani · 09-01-2008, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

lmao.. So I should have my customers get involved with this nonsense...? lmao

Look here... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/851974-affordable-site-design-hiring-designers-post14695046.html

I have to hire more designers do to the exposure I have had on me lately from the lame drama that means nothing...

lol making a thread doesn't make it happen

But to be fair, even though Jon is a fucking horrible designer, he was a nice guy throughout. Obviously if you come to GFY and you're too nice people go crazy about it, but one on one, he is a nice guy. That being said, on the board he is a fucking douche and that is why I started this thread. And he's a bad designer

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-01-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

lol making a thread doesn't make it happen

But to be fair, even though Jon is a fucking horrible designer, he was a nice guy throughout. Obviously if you come to GFY and you're too nice people go crazy about it, but one on one, he is a nice guy. That being said, on the board he is a fucking douche and that is why I started this thread. And he's a bad designer

Thanks for being honest..

Fatbat · 09-01-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

I get the same end result for less money...

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

I'll always pay less for the same product when I can.

No you don't, and no you won't.

Look around at the best this (or any) industry has to offer, then take a look at what you've got. You don't have good results, you have mediocrity. The good shit costs money.

However, if you can't tell the difference between the two then I guess it doesn't matter

09-01-2008, 04:21 PM	#57
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	no publicity is bad publicity, unless the news is your designs suck lol i dont have a problem with you jon but this thread speaks for itself __________________ ...

09-01-2008, 04:28 PM	#62
DickDarkness Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: dickdarkness.com Posts: 186	fuck you retox josh __________________ I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him...

09-01-2008, 04:34 PM	#67
DickDarkness Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: dickdarkness.com Posts: 186	I am not paid to troll you. I just don't like your tone. +Your designs suck __________________ I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him...

09-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#71
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I've been saying that he's a fly by night wannabe since he first came here trying to resell domain names. He thinks he can get away with providing shitty work because he's "affordable". You should hire Headless, because you both suck so much ass. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,237	i hope for $75 you did the movie and dinner first __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

09-01-2008, 04:15 PM	#53
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09-01-2008, 04:17 PM	#54
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	Juicy, that is just disturbing

09-01-2008, 04:29 PM	#63
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	You know I love you Dick Dumbledorf

09-01-2008, 04:35 PM	#68
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	If he'd paid 75 would the logos have had the apostrophe they are missing?

09-01-2008, 04:36 PM	#69
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	I'm only paid to ride the coat tails of Dick Doodlebop and change his name while commenting towards him.

09-01-2008, 04:52 PM	#81
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,180	One day I farted and it smelled like olive oil...

09-01-2008, 04:53 PM	#83
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Why don't you just ask Sarah if you're so concerned. We had a barter agreement for a month, I left it up there for 2. I'm sure if I put it back, she would be more than thankful. Your time is probably better spent reading a Photoshop tutorial or 200. http://www.good-tutorials.com __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

09-01-2008, 04:55 PM	#84
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	give this man his money back you two-bit shyster.

09-01-2008, 05:00 PM	#86
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Honest opinion, my kids could do better design with MS paint. He's never had "good" designs. It's always been first-level crap. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

09-01-2008, 05:01 PM	#87
Fatbat Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Costa del Sol, Spain Posts: 204	You do get what you pay for when it comes to design (and everything else in life). The complaint earlier, that the good designers charge more when they realize they can make more, says it all. Good designers cost more, end of story. Just because you continuously sucker kids out of art school, or third party off shore hacks, doesn't mean you are getting a good deal. It just means you are cheap. You are saying you want great designs to grab your customer's attention, to convert them, to make you more money... but you don't want to spend good money on good designers... It takes money to make money. Spend the money to make a GREAT product, not a mediocre one and you will make more in the long run.

09-01-2008, 05:03 PM	#90
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Call my a thief all you want. Like I've said before, it doesn't bother me or hurt my business in any way. You and Jon like to cling to that one, but in the end it doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat piece of shit who couldn't design his way out of a wet paper bag. Anyone that hires either of you should have their head examined. I know I should have before sending you a dime tubbo. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

09-01-2008, 05:13 PM	#94
Fatbat Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Costa del Sol, Spain Posts: 204	I charge $150 / ?100 an hour for my design time, so they represent less than a half an hour's worth of work for me, which is about right. Would probably take less than a half an hour to browse fonts and make up a sheet of logos like that.

09-01-2008, 05:18 PM	#96
Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE North Coast Pimp Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 304-534-757 Posts: 9,395	This thread delivered.... That best backfire in the history of gfy...