whats the first bill you would cancel if strapped for money? - GoFuckYourself.com

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 06:52 PM

whats the first bill you would cancel or not pay if strapped for money?
Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

Rent or House payment
Cell phone
Electric Bill
home phone
car payment
cable bill
car insurance
water bill
college tuition
internet bill
gas card
Porn site bill
beer money
health insurance

J. Falcon · 09-09-2008, 06:57 PM

Damn thats a good question. First thing I would do if that happened is use the car far less. I hate to say it, but as far as bills go, I would probably get rid of DirecTV.

tony286 · 09-09-2008, 06:58 PM

We get guys all the time want to cancel. My wife asks them what can do better and I would say 50 to 60 percent are money is tight right now.

Juicy D. Links · 09-09-2008, 06:58 PM

H and B

Ross · 09-09-2008, 06:59 PM

I would sell the car to get extra funds in. Only if I was really broke tho. My monthly outgoings are small in comparison to a lot of people I bet. Small mortgage, utility bills aren't huge. Car insurance is paid up yearly. So I'd defo just sell the car for quick cash to keep making the mortgage payment.

KMR Stitch · 09-09-2008, 06:59 PM

i'd cancel it and then charge back the last 3 months.

you know how i know that? cuz thats what prick fuck customers are doing now.

and the fuckers used the sites for hours and gigs of bandwidth and still charged them back.

Juicy D. Links · 09-09-2008, 07:01 PM

Cell bill

-Need that cause of the chicks

home phone bill

-I need that too

car payment

-I need my ride!!!!

car insurance

-Need that cause i drive like maniac

rent or house payment

-Need That

beer money

-I dont drink beer

porn site bill

-I love porn

cable bill

Cant miss my HBO

health insurance

Need it to get my Xanax and talk t my shrink

water bill

-Need this

Sly · 09-09-2008, 07:01 PM

The first thing to drop is anything that does not have late fees or penalties. Second thing to do is start paying minimums only on your credit cards... if you are already doing that, you are fucked, LOL.

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

We get guys all the time want to cancel. My wife asks them what can do better and I would say 50 to 60 percent are money is tight right now.

but even if you offer it for less like $9.95 surfers will cancel it. nobody views it as a priority even though they probably jack off every day

Juicy D. Links · 09-09-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

but even if you offer it for less like $9.95 surfers will cancel it. nobody views it as a priority even though they probably jack off every day

I beat off like 4x per day , i ave 2 much testosterone

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:02 PM

the only way they would continue to pay is if all the free porn was censored no pink

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

i'd cancel it and then charge back the last 3 months.

you know how i know that? cuz thats what prick fuck customers are doing now.

and the fuckers used the sites for hours and gigs of bandwidth and still charged them back.

Yea I know cant believe they let them charge back 3 months worth its total BS

MrAwesome · 09-09-2008, 07:05 PM

the phone so collections stop calling

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

The first thing to drop is anything that does not have late fees or penalties. Second thing to do is start paying minimums only on your credit cards... if you are already doing that, you are fucked, LOL.

what do you think most peoples credit card minimum is? wonder if there was a way to tie that into a porn membership. like pay $60 a month for porn and we would pay $30 a month towards there credit card as long as they remain a member.

Just brain storming

starpimps · 09-09-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrAwesome

the phone so collections stop calling

lol nice

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MrAwesome

the phone so collections stop calling

LMAO

good one

Cyndalie · 09-09-2008, 07:11 PM

home phone would be second if you have a cell

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:20 PM

any ideas on how to make a porn membership more of a priority? since we all know free porn and tubes arnt going anywhere.

maybe charge more for a porn membership and pay there cable bill or something?

bashbug · 09-09-2008, 07:27 PM

Roger you gonna cancel your utils so you can pay your affils now?

Kard63 · 09-09-2008, 07:34 PM

Where is 'girlfriend' ? That one costs the most and offers the least return.

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bashbug

Roger you gonna cancel your utils so you can pay your affils now?

what are you talking about. I always pay affiliates

why did I not pay you?

marketsmart · 09-09-2008, 07:35 PM

i would cut down on hookers... maybe less than 12 a month if things got real desperate..

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

Where is 'girlfriend' ? That one costs the most and offers the least return.

no shit lol

Spunky · 09-09-2008, 07:40 PM

Probably the land line and just keep the cell

brand0n · 09-09-2008, 07:50 PM

Showtime, its bit really worth a fuck.

Hbo and cinamax ftw.

klaze · 09-09-2008, 07:55 PM

I dont have any bills that I can cancel.. I am tied into contracts and I am very anal and tight with my money.

marketsmart · 09-09-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by klaze

I dont have any bills that I can cancel.. I am tied into contracts and I am very anal and tight with my money.

you used "tight" and "anal" in the same sentence...

Jarmusch · 09-09-2008, 08:09 PM

wow look at all the surfers who would cancel their porn memberships!

After Shock Media · 09-09-2008, 08:46 PM

Had to go with porn as the closest thing to food on the list was beer so I made mental adjustment and turned beer into food instead (it is a valid option and should of been there).

I do not have a college tuition, so well yup that would leave porn or entertainment first.

tony286 · 09-09-2008, 08:49 PM

you dont need new fresh porn to jack off. You dont even need porn, just an imagination and some lotion.

nearnow · 09-09-2008, 08:53 PM

cell bill

DefaultMan · 09-09-2008, 08:55 PM

I'd cut the home phone bill and keep the cell.

fallenmuffin · 09-09-2008, 09:00 PM

Probably my Sirius subscriptions...and I'd probably start buying food in bulk at Sam's

klaze · 09-09-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

Probably my Sirius subscriptions...and I'd probably start buying food in bulk at Sam's

I was thinkin... hmm maybe i'd cancel my XM radio service.. but thats only $12 a month..

That aint goin to help heh..

Mr Pheer · 09-09-2008, 09:07 PM

I'd cancel my directv since i dont watch tv anyway

sortie · 09-09-2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

Put nicotine in the videos because a smoker would cancel all that shit above and keep
smoking.

Puff.

Trixie · 09-09-2008, 09:10 PM

Sure, people will CANCEL their memberships, but money being tight doesn't stop them from JOINING initially if the site is seductive enough. Rebills might go down, but even if there's a little room left on the CCs they will still join.

Impulse buys are made with complete disregard for budgets.

Trixie · 09-09-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

whats the first bill you would cancel or not pay if strapped for money?
Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

If you're a sponsor, don't offer trials, for one thing.

You can make them view it as a utility bill if you present personality-driven indie sites as what they are: real people trying to earn a living to pay THEIR utilities. Make them feel personally invested in the "model's" life and care about that person who has student loans to pay, a car that breaks down, not enough money to buy fetish attire for her next shoot, vibrator crapped out, needs a faster computer to process higher-quality videos, etc.

96ukssob · 09-09-2008, 09:19 PM

Health insurance bill for sure. that sucker is like $120 bucks a month now... funny how just 6 months ago it was only $79

Actually, I think im going to cancel it tomorrow and pick a different provider

After Shock Media · 09-09-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

Health insurance bill for sure. that sucker is like $120 bucks a month now... funny how just 6 months ago it was only $79

Actually, I think im going to cancel it tomorrow and pick a different provider

You may want to reverse that statement.

D Ghost · 09-09-2008, 09:52 PM

who has a home phone lol

baddog · 09-09-2008, 09:59 PM

Internet

RogerV · 09-09-2008, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trixie

Sure, people will CANCEL their memberships, but money being tight doesn't stop them from JOINING initially if the site is seductive enough. Rebills might go down, but even if there's a little room left on the CCs they will still join.

Impulse buys are made with complete disregard for budgets.

you just gave me a few good ideas thanks

Trixie · 09-09-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

you just gave me a few good ideas thanks

Like raise prices instead of lowering them?

Sarah_Jayne · 09-10-2008, 12:32 AM

Cable..when my husband died and I thought everything would fall around me it was the first bill I called and canceled...and then hooked back up when I knew I would be okay.

CaptainHowdy · 09-10-2008, 12:33 AM

Beer definetively ...

mrwilson · 09-10-2008, 12:42 AM

The tv and extras would be first, never fuck all on worth watching and half of it is repeated shit.
Another bonus of living in the UK i guess.

View Poll Results: what would you cancel first or not pay
Cell bill	2	4.76%
home phone bill	4	9.52%
car payment	2	4.76%
car insurance	1	2.38%
rent or house payment	0	0%
beer money	6	14.29%
porn site bill	14	33.33%
cable bill	8	19.05%
health insurance	2	4.76%
water bill	0	0%
electic bill	0	0%
internet bill	0	0%
college tuition	0	0%
gas card or credit card bill	3	7.14%
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09-09-2008, 06:52 PM	#1
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	whats the first bill you would cancel if strapped for money? whats the first bill you would cancel or not pay if strapped for money? Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something? Rent or House payment Cell phone Electric Bill home phone car payment cable bill car insurance water bill college tuition internet bill gas card Porn site bill beer money health insurance Last edited by RogerV; 09-09-2008 at 06:57 PM..

09-09-2008, 06:57 PM	#2
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,564	Damn thats a good question. First thing I would do if that happened is use the car far less. I hate to say it, but as far as bills go, I would probably get rid of DirecTV. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

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09-09-2008, 06:58 PM	#3
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	We get guys all the time want to cancel. My wife asks them what can do better and I would say 50 to 60 percent are money is tight right now.

09-09-2008, 06:58 PM	#4
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09-09-2008, 06:59 PM	#5
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I would sell the car to get extra funds in. Only if I was really broke tho. My monthly outgoings are small in comparison to a lot of people I bet. Small mortgage, utility bills aren't huge. Car insurance is paid up yearly. So I'd defo just sell the car for quick cash to keep making the mortgage payment.

09-09-2008, 06:59 PM	#6
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	i'd cancel it and then charge back the last 3 months. you know how i know that? cuz thats what prick fuck customers are doing now. and the fuckers used the sites for hours and gigs of bandwidth and still charged them back.

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RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	the only way they would continue to pay is if all the free porn was censored no pink

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09-09-2008, 07:20 PM	#18
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	any ideas on how to make a porn membership more of a priority? since we all know free porn and tubes arnt going anywhere. maybe charge more for a porn membership and pay there cable bill or something?

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bashbug Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 929	Roger you gonna cancel your utils so you can pay your affils now?

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	Where is 'girlfriend' ? That one costs the most and offers the least return. __________________

09-09-2008, 07:35 PM	#22
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	i would cut down on hookers... maybe less than 12 a month if things got real desperate..

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brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	Showtime, its bit really worth a fuck. Hbo and cinamax ftw. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

09-09-2008, 07:55 PM	#26
klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	I dont have any bills that I can cancel.. I am tied into contracts and I am very anal and tight with my money.

09-09-2008, 08:09 PM	#28
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	wow look at all the surfers who would cancel their porn memberships!

09-09-2008, 08:46 PM	#29
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Had to go with porn as the closest thing to food on the list was beer so I made mental adjustment and turned beer into food instead (it is a valid option and should of been there). I do not have a college tuition, so well yup that would leave porn or entertainment first. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

09-09-2008, 08:49 PM	#30
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	you dont need new fresh porn to jack off. You dont even need porn, just an imagination and some lotion.

09-09-2008, 08:53 PM	#31
nearnow So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,485	cell bill

09-09-2008, 08:55 PM	#32
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09-09-2008, 09:00 PM	#33
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Probably my Sirius subscriptions...and I'd probably start buying food in bulk at Sam's

09-09-2008, 09:07 PM	#35
Mr Pheer Living inside your head. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 20,503	I'd cancel my directv since i dont watch tv anyway

09-09-2008, 09:10 PM	#37
Trixie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: near Seattle, WA Posts: 1,850	Sure, people will CANCEL their memberships, but money being tight doesn't stop them from JOINING initially if the site is seductive enough. Rebills might go down, but even if there's a little room left on the CCs they will still join. Impulse buys are made with complete disregard for budgets. __________________ WebWhoreBucks: Girls, a guy and a tranny -- unique indie porn!

09-09-2008, 09:19 PM	#39
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	Health insurance bill for sure. that sucker is like $120 bucks a month now... funny how just 6 months ago it was only $79 Actually, I think im going to cancel it tomorrow and pick a different provider __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

09-09-2008, 09:52 PM	#41
D Ghost null Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,820	who has a home phone lol

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Internet Last edited by baddog; 09-09-2008 at 10:00 PM..

09-10-2008, 12:32 AM	#45
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Cable..when my husband died and I thought everything would fall around me it was the first bill I called and canceled...and then hooked back up when I knew I would be okay.

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mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	The tv and extras would be first, never fuck all on worth watching and half of it is repeated shit. Another bonus of living in the UK i guess.