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marketsmart · 10-01-2008, 01:06 PM

let me know if you would like me to put spells on anyone....

it's $10 if you just want them to get sick...

it's $75 if you want them to die...

uno · 10-01-2008, 01:19 PM

It's a good thing Palin is protected from such attacks.

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 01:25 PM

You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

WiredGuy · 10-01-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

What the fuck?!
WG

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

What the fuck?!
WG

If that ain't a real curse then sue me.......

It will alter his mood = He will be pissed off and have a bad day

O MARINA · 10-01-2008, 01:43 PM

do you offer bulk discounts?

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

do you offer bulk discounts?

You could always send them dildos filled with snake venom

marketsmart · 10-01-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

do you offer bulk discounts?

for you, i would do anything.... where have you and larry been?

and what happened to az sexy time? did you sell her to gypsy's?

marketsmart · 10-01-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

i am up to step 4...

i will let you know how the rest goes...

when i am finished with that, i will put curse on you to grow tail...

Almost Evil · 10-01-2008, 02:02 PM

I have a few people I wouldnt mind seeing vomit profusely for a week or 3!!!

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i am up to step 4...

i will let you know how the rest goes...

when i am finished with that, i will put curse on you to grow tail...

Great! I always wanted a tail, as long as my dick don't turn gray and fall off, why do I care what else happens

LauraLee · 10-01-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

for you, i would do anything.... where have you and larry been?

and what happened to az sexy time? did you sell her to gypsy's?

I am here and I have cash on hand for many curses.

Maybe I should collaborate with my cyber cycler first.

CC- where are you?

O MARINA · 10-01-2008, 02:30 PM

lol @ CC

LauraLee · 10-01-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

lol @ CC

That wasn't much of a flow

Bojangles · 10-01-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

You are not a real witch until you curse your Father!
Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep.
Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them.
Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well.
Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer.

Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it.

Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

That's one hell of a spell. You should be charging for that type of information. Why would you let such information out?

O MARINA · 10-01-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraLee

That wasn't much of a flow

ssshhhh

i am pre occupied

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JamesK · 10-01-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

ssshhhh

i am pre occupied

http://www.cam4.com/arabguy

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles

That's one hell of a spell. You should be charging for that type of information. Why would you let such information out?

I do have a book of spells with over 200 spells, but I closed up shop after I was prosecuted for selling it to a drug dealer who cursed the judge who sentenced him to jail.

Supz · 10-01-2008, 03:57 PM

have you sacrificed any chickens yet?

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by supzdotcom

have you sacrificed any chickens yet?

The only reason one should ever sacrifice a chicken is when a man is going to get married.

In a ceremony surrounded by 16 Asian Pygmies and 100 17 day old chickens are sacrificed in a manner indescribable for must to stomach. This is done by the future mother in law to ensure that the new Husband will be a complete Henpecked Husband........

Sands · 10-01-2008, 04:46 PM

You're encroaching onto my business, homeslice. You feeling strong? FUERTE!? I've got the voodo juice.

Ade due Dumbala, give me the power I beg of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

marketsmart · 10-01-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

You're encroaching onto my business, homeslice. You feeling strong? FUERTE!? I've got the voodo juice.

Ade due Dumbala, give me the power I beg of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

listen, there's no reason why we cant work together...

i have no problem referring my clients that are looking for zombie potions or stuffed racoon penises...

you can send me your clients as well... i sale strong spells...

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

listen, there's no reason why we cant work together...

i have no problem referring my clients that are looking for zombie potions or stuffed racoon penises...

you can send me your clients as well... i sale strong spells...

Sorry pal I have the patent rights to witchcraft potions and stuffed raccoon penises

Sands · 10-01-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

listen, there's no reason why we cant work together...

i have no problem referring my clients that are looking for zombie potions or stuffed racoon penises...

you can send me your clients as well... i sale strong spells...

Ok, let's set a referral fee. How does 8% sound?

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

Ok, let's set a referral fee. How does 8% sound?

I get 92% of everything MarketSmart is into and that includes his mother and sister and yes even that Stank Hoe he is been doing lately

Iron Fist · 10-01-2008, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

I get 92% of everything MarketSmart is into and that includes his mother and sister and yes even that Stank Hoe he is been doing lately

Sounds like a solid deal..

Owner · 10-01-2008, 06:14 PM

Can you do any 'Serpent and the Rainbow' type stuff.... Im looking to lay low during the apocalypse and then come back to rule the world.

Eriic · 10-01-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Owner

Can you do any 'Serpent and the Rainbow' type stuff.... Im looking to lay low during the apocalypse and then come back to rule the world.

That's an easy one

To prepare yourself you must first blow three midget brothers all within 20 minutes of each other. Next you need to swab your throat with a used kotex pad from Barbara Bush and then anally satisfy yourself with the horn of a Unicorn for 7 days and then call me for further details in July 2020

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Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	You are not a real witch until you curse your Father! Step one = you shave his pubic hairs while he is a sleep. Step two = you put his pubic hairs in a bowl and cum all over them. Step three = you squeeze a tomato into the bowl and add 2 table spoons of vanilla and one pound of melted Government cheese and put the bowl into the microwave on high for 12 minutes and mix well. Step four= you pour the contents of the bowl onto waxed paper and blow it dry with a hair dryer. Step five = you put the contents into a paper bag and go to church have your Pastor bless it. Final step = you take the contents out of the bag and stuff them up your Fathers ass before he wakes up.

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	You're encroaching onto my business, homeslice. You feeling strong? FUERTE!? I've got the voodo juice. Ade due Dumbala, give me the power I beg of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!