I have been awarded the title "Customer Service Director" for my outstanding service - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 10-21-2008, 04:29 PM

Here is a prime example of why I excel at what I do:

[15:58:36] Brad: Hello. How may I assist you?
[15:59:39] abhinavesh: first tell me the right size of the penis
[16:06:17] abhinavesh: i haue anarrow sided panis so wat shoud i do???
[16:06:26] Brad: PANISH IN CLOTHING
[16:06:35] Brad: ERECTED IN WOMANS
[16:06:49] abhinavesh: what does it mean?
[16:07:08] Brad: EXACTLY> TO BE BEST U MUST BE BIG WOMANS INSIDE AND DARK CHOCOLATE
[16:08:10] abhinavesh: i have a narrow sided panis, so wat should i do???
[16:08:21] Brad: FALLOW MY ADVIZ
[16:08:37] abhinavesh: tell me
[16:08:48] Brad: VACUUM CLEANER PLACING A BIG ERECTED ONE
[16:09:09] Brad: DABBY DABBY DINGDONG
[16:10:16] abhinavesh: can a narrow sided penis make womwn happy
[16:11:02] Brad: PINBALL.
[16:12:22] abhinavesh: what do u mean by this?
[16:12:41] Brad: UNDERMINED CANNONBALLS FUNCTION AS A WAY TO TONE LEGACY
[16:13:00] Brad: So basically no, women hate narrow sided penis.
[16:14:22] abhinavesh: can i change my penis in to straight now
[16:15:27] Brad: DO U HAVE 9000 RUPEES
[16:15:49] abhinavesh: i can manage???
[16:15:57] Brad: K SEND IT TO ME.
[16:16:12] abhinavesh: then
[16:16:27] Brad: THEN I SEND U PANIS NARROW FIX DEVICE
[16:16:31] Brad: no more bad penis!
[16:17:12] abhinavesh: how this device does work???
[16:17:17] Brad: Exactly.
[16:18:05] abhinavesh: tell me how?
[16:19:37] Brad: Nah.
[16:19:59] Brad: Get back to work or I'm going to tell Dell you're slacking.
[16:21:15] abhinavesh: ok if u dnt want to tell me then no problem
[16:21:39] Brad: I'm having problems with my computer, what should I do?
[16:21:44] Brad: And don't tell me to check if it's plugged in!
[16:21:58] Brad: Hmmm nevermind my monitor was turned off.
[16:22:41] abhinavesh: u have a straight panis????
[16:23:01] Brad: Go count your DICK!
[16:23:29] Brad: Do you ever wake up and just say to yourself "What am I doing living in INDIA?"
[16:23:33] Brad: I'd do that if I lived there.
[16:23:58] abhinavesh: bye?
[16:24:21] Brad: Sweating balls all the time for no reason, living with a billion other sweaty smelly people. Ugh that would be terrible.
[16:24:37] Brad: California is legalizing gay marriage, you should come over and immigrate.
[16:25:29] Brad: My computer is still broken. Can I speak to your supervisor?
[16:24:33] abhinavesh has left the chat

Eriic · 10-21-2008, 04:32 PM

O.k. I am so happy your so into yourself....Do you know how shallow that makes you?

BradM · 10-21-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eriic

O.k. I am so happy your so into yourself....Do you know how shallow that makes you?

I am so happy for you... do you know how crazy and weird you are?

BradM · 10-21-2008, 04:33 PM

FYI we get a half dozen of these a day. They are all from India, and not a single one has ever purchase from us. EVER. They just waste our time with stupid questions.

So no, I am not shallow.

Mohawk Steve · 10-21-2008, 04:36 PM

Pinball.

Fucking classic

Sands · 10-21-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

DABBY DABBY DINGDONG

Fucking brilliant.

Rorschach · 10-21-2008, 04:39 PM

Why not just block indian IPs instead of giving some random guy your racist tirade? The guy obviously wants a bigger penis, which is exactly what your scam products purport to do.... You can't blame the guy for entering your chat room.

Itezeru · 10-21-2008, 04:48 PM

Um. We kinda need these random Indian dudes. We need entertainment kthnx

Kudles · 10-21-2008, 04:49 PM

Good for you!!

10-21-2008, 04:29 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I have been awarded the title "Customer Service Director" for my outstanding service Here is a prime example of why I excel at what I do: [15:58:36] Brad: Hello. How may I assist you? [15:59:39] abhinavesh: first tell me the right size of the penis [16:06:17] abhinavesh: i haue anarrow sided panis so wat shoud i do??? [16:06:26] Brad: PANISH IN CLOTHING [16:06:35] Brad: ERECTED IN WOMANS [16:06:49] abhinavesh: what does it mean? [16:07:08] Brad: EXACTLY> TO BE BEST U MUST BE BIG WOMANS INSIDE AND DARK CHOCOLATE [16:08:10] abhinavesh: i have a narrow sided panis, so wat should i do??? [16:08:21] Brad: FALLOW MY ADVIZ [16:08:37] abhinavesh: tell me [16:08:48] Brad: VACUUM CLEANER PLACING A BIG ERECTED ONE [16:09:09] Brad: DABBY DABBY DINGDONG [16:10:16] abhinavesh: can a narrow sided penis make womwn happy [16:11:02] Brad: PINBALL. [16:12:22] abhinavesh: what do u mean by this? [16:12:41] Brad: UNDERMINED CANNONBALLS FUNCTION AS A WAY TO TONE LEGACY [16:13:00] Brad: So basically no, women hate narrow sided penis. [16:14:22] abhinavesh: can i change my penis in to straight now [16:15:27] Brad: DO U HAVE 9000 RUPEES [16:15:49] abhinavesh: i can manage??? [16:15:57] Brad: K SEND IT TO ME. [16:16:12] abhinavesh: then [16:16:27] Brad: THEN I SEND U PANIS NARROW FIX DEVICE [16:16:31] Brad: no more bad penis! [16:17:12] abhinavesh: how this device does work??? [16:17:17] Brad: Exactly. [16:18:05] abhinavesh: tell me how? [16:19:37] Brad: Nah. [16:19:59] Brad: Get back to work or I'm going to tell Dell you're slacking. [16:21:15] abhinavesh: ok if u dnt want to tell me then no problem [16:21:39] Brad: I'm having problems with my computer, what should I do? [16:21:44] Brad: And don't tell me to check if it's plugged in! [16:21:58] Brad: Hmmm nevermind my monitor was turned off. [16:22:41] abhinavesh: u have a straight panis???? [16:23:01] Brad: Go count your DICK! [16:23:29] Brad: Do you ever wake up and just say to yourself "What am I doing living in INDIA?" [16:23:33] Brad: I'd do that if I lived there. [16:23:58] abhinavesh: bye? [16:24:21] Brad: Sweating balls all the time for no reason, living with a billion other sweaty smelly people. Ugh that would be terrible. [16:24:37] Brad: California is legalizing gay marriage, you should come over and immigrate. [16:25:29] Brad: My computer is still broken. Can I speak to your supervisor? [16:24:33] abhinavesh has left the chat

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10-21-2008, 04:32 PM	#2
Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	O.k. I am so happy your so into yourself....Do you know how shallow that makes you?

10-21-2008, 04:33 PM	#4
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	FYI we get a half dozen of these a day. They are all from India, and not a single one has ever purchase from us. EVER. They just waste our time with stupid questions. So no, I am not shallow.

10-21-2008, 04:39 PM	#7
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Why not just block indian IPs instead of giving some random guy your racist tirade? The guy obviously wants a bigger penis, which is exactly what your scam products purport to do.... You can't blame the guy for entering your chat room.

10-21-2008, 04:48 PM	#8
Itezeru Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 35	Um. We kinda need these random Indian dudes. We need entertainment kthnx