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10-25-2008, 05:11 PM
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I was drinking whiskey earlier today.
I was drinking whiskey earlier today.
I was drinking a lot of whiskey for a long time. I passed out around 4:00 P.M. and just now woke up (about 4 hours later). As I was waking up, I started to notice a hot, wet mess in the back of my underwear. This shit was stout. It went right through my underwear and stained my carpet. God damn I got a sleestak sized ass stew stain that nothing can remove from my carpet. Any suggestions? |
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10-25-2008, 05:41 PM
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Suicide is one option...
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10-25-2008, 06:48 PM
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I'm not sure how that will help get that massive, horrifying stain out of my carpet . . . . . but I am willing to give it a try! I'll let you know how it goes. THANKS! |
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10-25-2008, 06:49 PM
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Adult diapers are another.
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10-25-2008, 06:49 PM
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Bissell baby
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10-25-2008, 07:01 PM
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My suggestion would be to pass out in the bath next time, clean up is a throw of the bath handle away. As for your car, put a rug over it.
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10-25-2008, 07:04 PM
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My suggestion would be to make something up next time and never tell that story again.
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10-25-2008, 08:55 PM
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But this time I ended up being drawn in by the luscious aromatic stench. I used a fork to try stabbing and eating this "ass stew spew" that was destroying my carpet and it was quite chunky enough. I can't say the flavor was all that. |
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