The Top 10 Jokes I Can Never Tell Again (new joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 10-26-2008, 02:35 PM

My wife went through my joke list last night. Now I have a new joke called,

"THE TOP 10 JOKES I CAN NEVER TELL AGAIN!"

All my jokes have names to help me remember them, so I'm just going to list the names of the jokes she won't allow me to tell anymore. Ready?

#10 A joke about sex and opportunity, called "Seize the Day, Try Gay!"

#9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

#8 A 3-way tie between a jokes named "PornStar Tourettes", "The Memory Douche", and "Shitting Cupcakes and the Legendary Poopy DingDong!"

#7 A joke about chewed-up tissues at a coke party, called "Why is the Dog So Jittery?"

#6 A joke about parenting and divorce, called, "Say, 'Mommy’s a Bitch!'"

#5 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" (oops!)
#5 A four-part joke called "I Feel Bloated / Turd Like Excalibur / Bloated No More / I Could Rule Britain with This!"

#4 A joke about forbidden love, called "I Think Grampa is Hitting on Me" / "I Had to Kill Grampa!"

#3 A joke about drinking too much, called "Fisting the Dolphin's Blowhole" / “Jail in Hawaii”

#2 A joke about a bitter divorce, called "She Even Took My Internet Porn Collection!"

And..........

#1 A joke about ignoring the rules, called "Never Tell Me Where You DON'T Want Me to Cum!"

munki · 10-26-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

#7 A joke about chewed-up tissues at a coke party, called "Why is the Dog So Jittery?"

SteveLightspeed · 10-26-2008, 03:31 PM

#4 A joke about forbidden love and murder, called "I Think Grampa is Hitting on Me"

TisMe · 10-26-2008, 03:47 PM

LOL, very nice.

You should list this one 2 times: #9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

SteveLightspeed · 10-26-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TisMe

LOL, very nice.

You should list this one 2 times: #9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

Wow, keep reading....

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

#5 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" (oops!)

I could list it just once, by changing it to "#9 A joke about smoking too much pot, called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

ronaldo · 10-26-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TisMe

LOL, very nice.

You should list this one 2 times: #9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

#9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

#5 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" (oops!)

TisMe · 10-26-2008, 05:26 PM

My bad. I missed the second one.

DamianJ · 10-26-2008, 05:30 PM

So what do you call yourselves?

The aristocrats!

10-26-2008, 02:35 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	The Top 10 Jokes I Can Never Tell Again (new joke) My wife went through my joke list last night. Now I have a new joke called, "THE TOP 10 JOKES I CAN NEVER TELL AGAIN!" All my jokes have names to help me remember them, so I'm just going to list the names of the jokes she won't allow me to tell anymore. Ready? #10 A joke about sex and opportunity, called "Seize the Day, Try Gay!" #9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" #8 A 3-way tie between a jokes named "PornStar Tourettes", "The Memory Douche", and "Shitting Cupcakes and the Legendary Poopy DingDong!" #7 A joke about chewed-up tissues at a coke party, called "Why is the Dog So Jittery?" #6 A joke about parenting and divorce, called, "Say, 'Mommy’s a Bitch!'" #5 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice" (oops!) #5 A four-part joke called "I Feel Bloated / Turd Like Excalibur / Bloated No More / I Could Rule Britain with This!" #4 A joke about forbidden love, called "I Think Grampa is Hitting on Me" / "I Had to Kill Grampa!" #3 A joke about drinking too much, called "Fisting the Dolphin's Blowhole" / “Jail in Hawaii” #2 A joke about a bitter divorce, called "She Even Took My Internet Porn Collection!" And.......... #1 A joke about ignoring the rules, called "Never Tell Me Where You DON'T Want Me to Cum!" __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 10-26-2008 at 02:36 PM..

10-26-2008, 03:31 PM	#3
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	#4 A joke about forbidden love and murder, called "I Think Grampa is Hitting on Me" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

10-26-2008, 03:47 PM	#4
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	LOL, very nice. You should list this one 2 times: #9 A joke about my bad memory called "Sometimes I Tell the Same Joke Twice"

10-26-2008, 05:26 PM	#7
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	My bad. I missed the second one.

10-26-2008, 05:30 PM	#8
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	So what do you call yourselves? The aristocrats!