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EXPORT · 10-29-2008, 02:18 PM

whatever you feel like

make me a pitch

go ahead please

Pleasurepays · 10-29-2008, 02:19 PM

Missy · 10-29-2008, 02:20 PM

I have butt crusties for sale. No sales pitch needed... these babies sell themselves!

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halfpint · 10-29-2008, 02:21 PM

Forex..........

Jayvis · 10-29-2008, 02:23 PM

just a punk · 10-29-2008, 02:25 PM

I have a dream...

Bugbee · 10-29-2008, 02:28 PM

what the hell, 100 solo and hardcore videos, buy the vids I throw in the matching pics...

mona · 10-29-2008, 02:30 PM

I'll bite!!!

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DamianJ · 10-29-2008, 02:41 PM

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Lycanthrope · 10-29-2008, 02:44 PM

Click me down there...

mrwilson · 10-29-2008, 02:44 PM

What is your budget?
If i remember rightly, Juicy sells his ass for 5$ a night

mrwilson · 10-29-2008, 02:46 PM

oh but wait, i have some one for hire if you're interested?

This is him!

notime · 10-29-2008, 02:48 PM

I don't sell, I partner
and resolve any problem
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BigPimpCash · 10-29-2008, 03:09 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 10-29-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

How much ?

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munki · 10-29-2008, 04:05 PM

I've got a bridge...

wyldblyss · 10-29-2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

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Nicky · 10-29-2008, 04:08 PM

I have google priority id's (don't tell WG though)

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The Duck · 10-31-2008, 10:03 AM

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10-29-2008, 02:20 PM	#3
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10-29-2008, 02:18 PM	#1
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10-29-2008, 02:19 PM	#2
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10-29-2008, 02:23 PM	#5
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10-29-2008, 02:30 PM	#8
mona Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mona = "female monkey" in Spanish Posts: 1,940	I'll bite!!! If one of your marketing goals is to effectively speak to the adult webmaster community, then Klixxx is an essential addition to your marketing mix. Klixxx readers and traffic are both newbie and veteran adult webmasters, not porn surfers and not individuals that are especially interested in the DVD and retail aspect of the industry. We provide information that is 100% up-to-date and relevant to this subset of the adult community. We separate ourselves from other trade magazines because we are a webmaster resource, and from other online resource centers because we can offer our clients a package of online and print advertising...People still love to receive and read printed magazines! Furthermore, branding can be achieved much more efficiently vis-a-vie a print ad than online banner. Also, considering the outrageous costs nowadays to send sales reps to shows, it makes much more financial sense to let Klixxx go for you, since our publication is distributed at every major event. If you have any questions, please let me know and I'll get you all taken care of.

10-29-2008, 02:38 PM	#10
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10-29-2008, 02:41 PM	#11
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	DIPADA/AIDA What are you trying to achieve? What are you business goals? What do you want? You cannot sell anyone anything until you know what they want to do. ASK QUESTIONS = first rule of sales.

10-29-2008, 02:44 PM	#12
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10-29-2008, 02:44 PM	#13
mrwilson mrwilson 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: ICQ: 465406783 Posts: 5,122	What is your budget? If i remember rightly, Juicy sells his ass for 5$ a night

10-29-2008, 02:46 PM	#14
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10-29-2008, 02:48 PM	#15
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10-29-2008, 02:48 PM	#16
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10-29-2008, 04:08 PM	#23
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10-29-2008, 11:00 PM	#27
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10-30-2008, 03:18 AM	#29
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10-31-2008, 10:11 AM	#32
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