What's the biggest amount of CASH you held in your hands? - GoFuckYourself.com

InternetIsForPorn · 11-06-2008, 01:16 AM

How did it feel?

Biggest for me is $30k THAT I FUCKIN HAD TO COUNT. The feeling of having that much cash on your hands is kinda disturbing for some reason.

S P A N N O W · 11-06-2008, 01:21 AM

In 1992, a unit military personal (me included) with shotgun-weilding Marine escorts transported a couple million dollars in cash and change onboard the an aircraft carrier preparing for deployment. The thing that struck me wasn't the amount, it was the weight. That much money (especially the change) was crazy-heavy!

InternetIsForPorn · 11-06-2008, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

In 1992, a unit military personal (me included) with shotgun-weilding Marine escorts transported a couple million dollars in cash and change onboard the an aircraft carrier preparing for deployment. The thing that struck me wasn't the amount, it was the weight. That much money (especially the change) was crazy-heavy!

A couple of million dollars... in change?

BusterBunny · 11-06-2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

A couple of million dollars... in change?

changeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Marcus Aurelius · 11-06-2008, 01:27 AM

$197,000 in a black leather satchel. Payment from a CPA firm for a construction draw. The company I was working for at the time had just completed a $2 million dollar renovation / addition to their offices and they paid the final draw in cash. I was the one who picked up payment from the firm and I'll tell ya the ride back to the office with almost $200,000 in cash sitting in the passenger seat beside me puts crazy thoughts running through your head.

S P A N N O W · 11-06-2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

A couple of million dollars... in change?

Cash and change. If you've never been onboard something very large, like a carrier, there are tons of change machines onboard, soda machines, an arcade room, a couple of stores, etc... So when it deploys and remains at sea for months at-a-time it's fully stocked with plenty of change.

96ukssob · 11-06-2008, 01:30 AM

$15,000 in cash. i was lending it to a friend for a down payment on his car and he needed to have the cash to deposit ASAP or his check would bounce.

honestly, i think teh people at the bank thought i was a drug dealer... or going to vegas for some big time fun

erehwon · 11-06-2008, 01:39 AM

I'll neither confirm nor deny playing with bricks of $100 bills.

xato · 11-06-2008, 01:43 AM

edit: and that was not the biggest amount. but i dont have a photo of the bigger one.

InternetIsForPorn · 11-06-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

$197,000 in a black leather satchel. Payment from a CPA firm for a construction draw. The company I was working for at the time had just completed a $2 million dollar renovation / addition to their offices and they paid the final draw in cash. I was the one who picked up payment from the firm and I'll tell ya the ride back to the office with almost $200,000 in cash sitting in the passenger seat beside me puts crazy thoughts running through your head.

DUDE, did you have security? I see those ATM service guys even driving around in armored trucks, and I don't think they have huge amounts there.

After Shock Media · 11-06-2008, 01:59 AM

75k, was only 18 and very stupid. Needed to pre buy a shit load of inventory from a distributor and go shopping at a big ass outdoor flea market in southern California. 15k was for the distributor (new client, cash or cashiers check only). Rest was to be used buying things like cards, autographs, sports memorabilia, comics and such to stock a new store.

Could of gotten the 15k in a cashiers check but at the time it made no sense and honestly it was even more cash to hold. Never realized how fucking stupid it was until I got to the first vendor at the flea market and then it dawned on me that the whole place was full of shady people (buyers and sellers). Thankfully a security guard saw first transaction and offered to shadow the "silly white kids" while we shopped.

kane · 11-06-2008, 01:59 AM

For me it was about 12K in cash. Long ago I worked for a store named Radio Shack. After I had been there for a while I started doing the closing books which meant on nights I closed I had to make the bank deposit. So it was a Sunday and I had a pretty normal day and went to make the bank deposit. There was only a few hundred dollars in my deposit satchel (normal for us most people paid with credit cards it seems). I get to the bank and sitting on the ground in front of the night deposit box is a silver bank deposit bag. I make my deposit and pick the other deposit bag up off the ground. I see written on the front that it was from a local auto parts store and machine shop. It is half open so I look inside and there is a ton of cash. I do a quick count and realize there is about 12k in the bag. I decide that whoever made the deposit must have fucked up and dropped the bag instead of putting in in the night drop slot. I used the pay phone right next to the bank (this is pre cellphone) to call the auto parts store. They are closed but have an emergency number. I call that (it put me through to the manager) and tell him what is going on. He is shocked and on his way to the bank to meet me. I sat in my car for about 30 minutes with 12k in cash in my lap until he got there. I have never seen a guy more thankful. I thought he was going to offer to blow me. From the sounds of it whoever was supposed to make the deposit would be looking for a job the next day.

NickB. · 11-06-2008, 02:11 AM

10,000 cash, no biggy

kmanrox · 11-06-2008, 02:13 AM

40k, was at the casino gamblin for 2 days straight, and somehow winning alot

Marialovesporn · 11-06-2008, 02:20 AM

well.......

InternetIsForPorn · 11-06-2008, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

For me it was about 12K in cash. Long ago I worked for a store named Radio Shack. After I had been there for a while I started doing the closing books which meant on nights I closed I had to make the bank deposit. So it was a Sunday and I had a pretty normal day and went to make the bank deposit. There was only a few hundred dollars in my deposit satchel (normal for us most people paid with credit cards it seems). I get to the bank and sitting on the ground in front of the night deposit box is a silver bank deposit bag. I make my deposit and pick the other deposit bag up off the ground. I see written on the front that it was from a local auto parts store and machine shop. It is half open so I look inside and there is a ton of cash. I do a quick count and realize there is about 12k in the bag. I decide that whoever made the deposit must have fucked up and dropped the bag instead of putting in in the night drop slot. I used the pay phone right next to the bank (this is pre cellphone) to call the auto parts store. They are closed but have an emergency number. I call that (it put me through to the manager) and tell him what is going on. He is shocked and on his way to the bank to meet me. I sat in my car for about 30 minutes with 12k in cash in my lap until he got there. I have never seen a guy more thankful. I thought he was going to offer to blow me. From the sounds of it whoever was supposed to make the deposit would be looking for a job the next day.

That's actually pretty noble of you. Not many people would've done the same.

VicD · 11-06-2008, 02:29 AM

200.000 dutch florins, let's say 100.000 euro

blademaster16 · 11-06-2008, 02:37 AM

2 bucks and it was a good day , I'll never forget it

cayme · 11-06-2008, 02:47 AM

200k hruvnyas what is $40k bucks in Ukraine.

Hellfire · 11-06-2008, 02:56 AM

4500000 rubles
It was about $200.000

Voodoo · 11-06-2008, 04:00 AM

1 coin. $75,000.00 estimated value

justinsain · 11-06-2008, 07:19 AM

Once I was sitting on the beach taking surfing pictures at a popular
surfing spot. An old friend from out of town came up to me and asked me to hold
this brown paper bag for him while he went out surfing. He told me not to look in it
which I didn't but I could feel it was a brick of cash. It was big enough that I could just
barely grab it from the side with my giant man hands. Since I don't know the denomination there's
no way of knowing how much was there but I'm pretty sure that's the most money I've ever held in my hand.

HorseShit · 11-06-2008, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by blademaster16

2 bucks and it was a good day , I'll never forget it

Nicky · 11-06-2008, 07:39 AM

About $15k after a car sale, cash deal.

PornPaparazzi · 11-06-2008, 07:47 AM

Biggest for me was Johnny Cash.

Klen · 11-06-2008, 07:48 AM

I dont remember but i think it was not toobig amount.

Neon Dollars Daniel · 11-06-2008, 08:12 AM

150,000 GBP

Unfortunately it wasn't mine.

NinjaSteve · 11-06-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

1 coin. $75,000.00 estimated value

That's like saying "I touched a house... it was worth $1 mil"

cherrylula · 11-06-2008, 08:24 AM

25k in mostly 20 dollar bills.

Peaches · 11-06-2008, 08:27 AM

We found over $400K in cash in my grandfather's house and office when he died. All over the freaking place. Good thing we looked before we sold them!

LauraLee · 11-06-2008, 08:38 AM

147k. All hund's.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-06-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

That's like saying "I touched a house... it was worth $1 mil"

No it's not, the house isn't CASH, but the coin IS.

Most for me was $3k, not much, I'm not stupid enough to walk around or hold much more then that, heh.

johnontilt · 11-06-2008, 12:04 PM

90k in a computer box

how fitting, my first post and the next page I see black dick. Now I know what everyone else is talking about.

seeandsee · 11-06-2008, 12:13 PM

I had 5k$ in my hands once

Puremeds-J · 11-06-2008, 12:17 PM

25k.. i think i left it in vegas too

Ryan St. Germain · 11-06-2008, 12:27 PM

I had to count over almost 200k in cash while working for Circuit City. Obviously that was a long time ago, because that was one location and more cash than the entire company takes in an entire day these days.

starpimps · 11-06-2008, 12:31 PM

2 billion zimbabwean dollars
BALLIN!

The Duck · 11-06-2008, 12:33 PM

Maybe 3-4K USD.

C-Luv · 11-06-2008, 12:33 PM

I don't belong on this thread : (
anybody have $5.00, I will pay you back.

notime · 11-06-2008, 12:38 PM

11-06-2008, 01:16 AM	#1
InternetIsForPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 848	What's the biggest amount of CASH you held in your hands? How did it feel? Biggest for me is $30k THAT I FUCKIN HAD TO COUNT. The feeling of having that much cash on your hands is kinda disturbing for some reason.

11-06-2008, 01:21 AM	#2
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	In 1992, a unit military personal (me included) with shotgun-weilding Marine escorts transported a couple million dollars in cash and change onboard the an aircraft carrier preparing for deployment. The thing that struck me wasn't the amount, it was the weight. That much money (especially the change) was crazy-heavy! __________________ Ambush

11-06-2008, 01:30 AM	#7
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	$15,000 in cash. i was lending it to a friend for a down payment on his car and he needed to have the cash to deposit ASAP or his check would bounce. honestly, i think teh people at the bank thought i was a drug dealer... or going to vegas for some big time fun __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

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11-06-2008, 01:43 AM	#9
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11-06-2008, 01:27 AM	#5
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	$197,000 in a black leather satchel. Payment from a CPA firm for a construction draw. The company I was working for at the time had just completed a $2 million dollar renovation / addition to their offices and they paid the final draw in cash. I was the one who picked up payment from the firm and I'll tell ya the ride back to the office with almost $200,000 in cash sitting in the passenger seat beside me puts crazy thoughts running through your head.

11-06-2008, 01:59 AM	#11
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	75k, was only 18 and very stupid. Needed to pre buy a shit load of inventory from a distributor and go shopping at a big ass outdoor flea market in southern California. 15k was for the distributor (new client, cash or cashiers check only). Rest was to be used buying things like cards, autographs, sports memorabilia, comics and such to stock a new store. Could of gotten the 15k in a cashiers check but at the time it made no sense and honestly it was even more cash to hold. Never realized how fucking stupid it was until I got to the first vendor at the flea market and then it dawned on me that the whole place was full of shady people (buyers and sellers). Thankfully a security guard saw first transaction and offered to shadow the "silly white kids" while we shopped. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

11-06-2008, 01:59 AM	#12
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	For me it was about 12K in cash. Long ago I worked for a store named Radio Shack. After I had been there for a while I started doing the closing books which meant on nights I closed I had to make the bank deposit. So it was a Sunday and I had a pretty normal day and went to make the bank deposit. There was only a few hundred dollars in my deposit satchel (normal for us most people paid with credit cards it seems). I get to the bank and sitting on the ground in front of the night deposit box is a silver bank deposit bag. I make my deposit and pick the other deposit bag up off the ground. I see written on the front that it was from a local auto parts store and machine shop. It is half open so I look inside and there is a ton of cash. I do a quick count and realize there is about 12k in the bag. I decide that whoever made the deposit must have fucked up and dropped the bag instead of putting in in the night drop slot. I used the pay phone right next to the bank (this is pre cellphone) to call the auto parts store. They are closed but have an emergency number. I call that (it put me through to the manager) and tell him what is going on. He is shocked and on his way to the bank to meet me. I sat in my car for about 30 minutes with 12k in cash in my lap until he got there. I have never seen a guy more thankful. I thought he was going to offer to blow me. From the sounds of it whoever was supposed to make the deposit would be looking for a job the next day.

11-06-2008, 02:11 AM	#13
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	10,000 cash, no biggy

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11-06-2008, 02:20 AM	#15
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11-06-2008, 02:29 AM	#17
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	200.000 dutch florins, let's say 100.000 euro Last edited by VicD; 11-06-2008 at 02:32 AM..

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11-06-2008, 04:00 AM	#21
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11-06-2008, 07:19 AM	#22
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	Once I was sitting on the beach taking surfing pictures at a popular surfing spot. An old friend from out of town came up to me and asked me to hold this brown paper bag for him while he went out surfing. He told me not to look in it which I didn't but I could feel it was a brick of cash. It was big enough that I could just barely grab it from the side with my giant man hands. Since I don't know the denomination there's no way of knowing how much was there but I'm pretty sure that's the most money I've ever held in my hand.

11-06-2008, 07:39 AM	#24
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	About $15k after a car sale, cash deal. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

11-06-2008, 07:47 AM	#25
PornPaparazzi Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8	Biggest for me was Johnny Cash.

11-06-2008, 07:48 AM	#26
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I dont remember but i think it was not toobig amount.

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11-06-2008, 08:24 AM	#29
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	25k in mostly 20 dollar bills.

11-06-2008, 08:27 AM	#30
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	We found over $400K in cash in my grandfather's house and office when he died. All over the freaking place. Good thing we looked before we sold them!

11-06-2008, 08:38 AM	#31
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11-06-2008, 12:27 PM	#36
Ryan St. Germain Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,269	I had to count over almost 200k in cash while working for Circuit City. Obviously that was a long time ago, because that was one location and more cash than the entire company takes in an entire day these days.

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