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EscortBiz · 12-05-2008, 06:22 PM

There are a few things I noticed and this applies to other things too but here are the mysteries that im sure the smart peeps on GFY will help me solve tonight.

It never fails that when the topic of one of the following comes up in any sort of crowd may it be on a message board may it be at some family function or maybe at some business get together it seems like the story told does not add up with the facts.

1. The topic of weight loss - Say the word weight loss and without fail everyone around you will have a secret or a solution or a trick to it, they say it with 110% confidence, "This works blah blah blah...." and lets not forget “their close friend lost 30lbs in a week” oh or the song of “I go up and down 30lbs very easily” yet you always seem to see them when they are on the upside. But the fact is if you walk in a crowded street and you look around how many people do you really see that are remotely in normal shape.

2. Stock market - say the word trading or day trading and everyone and their mother knows the trick and the how to make real money on the market, everyone knows the key to success and the guy who got in at something real low and made a killing and how if you do a+b it will = ton of money, yet seriously living in NY the capital of the stock market I have yet to bump into one single person that made a fortune on their own trading stocks (not counting hedge fund guys just talking about private guy with some etrade / tdameritrade account).

3. Casinos - Poker - Black Jack - say any of those words and bamn everyone got a secret and a trick and everyone has one of the following stories either a) they themselves went to the casino and where up $20,000 (some like to make it sound more real so they say $1500) and them bamn they lost it all, b) they saw a guy hit some big jackpot, c) they know someone that is a POKER expert he does it for a living and makes millions, im starting to think im very bad luck as nobody I know has ever made a fortune in a casino.

4. Credit cards - I think banks are lying, I dont think they are being honest about people not paying their credit cards, in over the years 99% of guys or girls I met sing the same song they say "I recently got done paying off my cards, I cut them all up and now I only have one STRICKLEY for emergencies" why the heck are we in a financial crisis and how the heck are banks still in business with everyone chopping their credit cards up and only using them for emergencies only.

I can go on and on on things that people say yet the facts are complete opposite, oh before I forget signups this past week have been better than ever.

After Shock Media · 12-05-2008, 06:59 PM

Well I did try this diet I developed that totally rocked and part of it is a reward system where for every pound you loose you buy yourself a treat that costs about the same as a number 1 at McDonald's, I lost like 200 pounds that summer and I invested all the money into these sweet penny stocks that I had special thoughts about. By the time I had finished loosing all that weight I went to buy my last 5.00 worth when I noticed I had over 200,000.00 in profits in the stocks. I waited a few days cause I was pretty sure they were about to announce a sweet product and wham they did and I sold. Shit I walked away with 250k when I cashed out.

Fucking booked myself a flight to Vegas and got myself a comped room when they saw my bank account. Hit the tables pretty hard and boy was it up and down, then I got on a roll and wham, up 50k. Walked away to mack on that cocktail waitress who was flirting with me at the tables. Banged her on her break in my suite. Went back down to play some roulette and bet the whole 50k. Nailed it and doubled up. Got some more comps that pretty much covered my expenses for the weekend minus the 2k I lost at a mad crazy game of poker - but hey give me credit by chance the guy who took it from me had won a world series of poker before. I did give him a run for his money but the punk ass went in and got lucky on the river. Anyways I took the hit like a man and that was that, went home.

Saw that my credit card bills had arrived so I paid those bitches off from my winnings and shredded that shit. Was not about to be a sucker to the man anymore. I am my own man ya know. Latter on I did some deep research on youtube about some super secret shit that would blow your mind on what the government has planed for you. Well back to work I have some more splog posts to make.

EscortBiz · 12-05-2008, 07:14 PM

lol aftershock pretty good!

tony286 · 12-05-2008, 07:21 PM

you make good points like what andy rooney if he posted here would say.

12-05-2008, 06:22 PM	#1
EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	Somethings just dont add up... There are a few things I noticed and this applies to other things too but here are the mysteries that im sure the smart peeps on GFY will help me solve tonight. It never fails that when the topic of one of the following comes up in any sort of crowd may it be on a message board may it be at some family function or maybe at some business get together it seems like the story told does not add up with the facts. 1. The topic of weight loss - Say the word weight loss and without fail everyone around you will have a secret or a solution or a trick to it, they say it with 110% confidence, "This works blah blah blah...." and lets not forget “their close friend lost 30lbs in a week” oh or the song of “I go up and down 30lbs very easily” yet you always seem to see them when they are on the upside. But the fact is if you walk in a crowded street and you look around how many people do you really see that are remotely in normal shape. 2. Stock market - say the word trading or day trading and everyone and their mother knows the trick and the how to make real money on the market, everyone knows the key to success and the guy who got in at something real low and made a killing and how if you do a+b it will = ton of money, yet seriously living in NY the capital of the stock market I have yet to bump into one single person that made a fortune on their own trading stocks (not counting hedge fund guys just talking about private guy with some etrade / tdameritrade account). 3. Casinos - Poker - Black Jack - say any of those words and bamn everyone got a secret and a trick and everyone has one of the following stories either a) they themselves went to the casino and where up $20,000 (some like to make it sound more real so they say $1500) and them bamn they lost it all, b) they saw a guy hit some big jackpot, c) they know someone that is a POKER expert he does it for a living and makes millions, im starting to think im very bad luck as nobody I know has ever made a fortune in a casino. 4. Credit cards - I think banks are lying, I dont think they are being honest about people not paying their credit cards, in over the years 99% of guys or girls I met sing the same song they say "I recently got done paying off my cards, I cut them all up and now I only have one STRICKLEY for emergencies" why the heck are we in a financial crisis and how the heck are banks still in business with everyone chopping their credit cards up and only using them for emergencies only. I can go on and on on things that people say yet the facts are complete opposite, oh before I forget signups this past week have been better than ever. __________________ Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076 Last edited by EscortBiz; 12-05-2008 at 06:25 PM..

12-05-2008, 06:59 PM	#2
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Well I did try this diet I developed that totally rocked and part of it is a reward system where for every pound you loose you buy yourself a treat that costs about the same as a number 1 at McDonald's, I lost like 200 pounds that summer and I invested all the money into these sweet penny stocks that I had special thoughts about. By the time I had finished loosing all that weight I went to buy my last 5.00 worth when I noticed I had over 200,000.00 in profits in the stocks. I waited a few days cause I was pretty sure they were about to announce a sweet product and wham they did and I sold. Shit I walked away with 250k when I cashed out. Fucking booked myself a flight to Vegas and got myself a comped room when they saw my bank account. Hit the tables pretty hard and boy was it up and down, then I got on a roll and wham, up 50k. Walked away to mack on that cocktail waitress who was flirting with me at the tables. Banged her on her break in my suite. Went back down to play some roulette and bet the whole 50k. Nailed it and doubled up. Got some more comps that pretty much covered my expenses for the weekend minus the 2k I lost at a mad crazy game of poker - but hey give me credit by chance the guy who took it from me had won a world series of poker before. I did give him a run for his money but the punk ass went in and got lucky on the river. Anyways I took the hit like a man and that was that, went home. Saw that my credit card bills had arrived so I paid those bitches off from my winnings and shredded that shit. Was not about to be a sucker to the man anymore. I am my own man ya know. Latter on I did some deep research on youtube about some super secret shit that would blow your mind on what the government has planed for you. Well back to work I have some more splog posts to make. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

12-05-2008, 07:14 PM	#3
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12-05-2008, 07:21 PM	#4
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	you make good points like what andy rooney if he posted here would say.