Does Polish Aristocrat Amuse You? - GoFuckYourself.com

Barefootsies · 12-11-2008, 09:39 AM

His posts. His attitude. His humor.

Machete_ · 12-11-2008, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

His posts. His attitude. His humor.

No. He is a anoying brownnosing little fuck who think standing next to a Pro, make you semi-pro.

Like Batts, he do nothing but say what he think other people want to hear. His celebrity stalking creaps me out

Barefootsies · 12-11-2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

No. He is a anoying brownnosing little fuck who think standing next to a Pro, make you semi-pro.

Like Batts, he do nothing but say what he think other people want to hear. His celebrity stalking creaps me out

BradM · 12-11-2008, 09:51 AM

He's a bit creepy when he stalks people for periods, but overall I think he's a decent person.

O MARINA · 12-11-2008, 09:52 AM

I think you are obsessed with him mister footsies

Machete_ · 12-11-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I also belive your fag avatar confirms my belive of Foot Worship people are fags. Only a fag would look at a womans feet. Even if her tits was hanging below her ass, I would think it were sexier than feet.

Can i say "fag" one more time?

off to dinner.... food worship so to speak

O MARINA · 12-11-2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

Like Batts, he do nothing but say what he think other people want to hear.

you = fail

Barefootsies · 12-11-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

you = fail

Barefootsies · 12-11-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I think you are obsessed with him mister footsies

Nah.

I do his posts, most importantly some of his opinions amusing...

polish_aristocrat · 12-11-2008, 10:04 AM

so who wants my autograph?

polish_aristocrat · 12-11-2008, 10:05 AM

Ebus you're one of the biggest idiots in GFY history

me and brownnoser ....yeah right

JamesK · 12-11-2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so who wants my autograph?

I want a replica of your cock

polish_aristocrat · 12-11-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

I want a replica of your cock

here it is

Barefootsies · 12-11-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so who wants my autograph?

gooddomains · 12-11-2008, 10:29 AM

he's a great guy

Machete_ · 12-11-2008, 10:35 AM

Bro cirklejerk...

Barefootsies · 12-13-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

here it is

CurrentlySober · 12-13-2008, 04:30 PM

I dont feel the need to go against the grain, but my real answer would have to be, that I have respect for him, and I enjoy reading his posts...

Barefootsies · 12-13-2008, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I dont feel the need to go against the grain, but my real answer would have to be, that I have respect for him, and I enjoy reading his posts...

It's not really against the grain. I find some of his posts amusing.

Especially his neurotic and pessimistic nature entertaining.

CurrentlySober · 12-13-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

It's not really against the grain. I find some of his posts amusing.

Especially his neurotic and pessimistic nature entertaining.

No, not against the grain from YOU...

But against the grain from the usual suspects... PA_FTW!

DamageX · 12-13-2008, 05:03 PM

His posts/threads are much more worthwhile reading than the average GFY sigwhore vermin's.

uno · 12-13-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

He's a bit creepy when he stalks people for periods, but overall I think he's a decent person.

halfpint · 12-13-2008, 07:53 PM

I kinda like his attitude and his posts, they are very European

marketsmart · 12-13-2008, 07:58 PM

1) Q: What happened to the Polock that tried to blow up the bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

2) Q: Why is there no ice in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.

3) Q: Why did the Polock cross the road?
A: His cock was stuck in the chicken.

4) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

5) Q: How did Germany take Poland so easily?
A: They marched in backwards and they thought they were leaving.

6) Q: What do you do if a Polock throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

7) Q: Did you hear about the gay Polock?
A: He slept with women.

8) Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

9) Q: Did you hear about the Polock that studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

10)Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.

Four Polish Guys
A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar, and said, "Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?"

The big guy frowned and answered, "I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin' son-of-a-bitch bartender, he's Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?"

The little guy looked around and said, "Nope."

"What's the matter?" asked the big guy. "Are you afraid that we'll beat the shir out of you?"

The little guy looked up at him and said, "No, I just don't want to have to explain the punch line four times."

how do you kill a polish person?
put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

WHAT DID THE POLOCK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCK FIGHT?

he greased his zipper

marketsmart · 12-13-2008, 08:01 PM

A Polock, an American, and a German had a room full of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."

Aussie Rebel · 12-13-2008, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

A Polock, an American, and a German had a room full of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."

The Duck · 12-13-2008, 08:13 PM

Good nickname if anything.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 12-13-2008, 09:27 PM

He sounds like a serial killer or a child molester.

complete nutjob.

HighEnergy · 12-13-2008, 09:44 PM

It could be worse, he could be a small time (grabbing at straws) loser from Michigan.

BusterBunny · 12-13-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Right

He sounds like a serial killer or a child molester.

complete nutjob.

hope you got your monies worth outta that nick...

million · 12-14-2008, 01:49 AM

lol didn't know there were polock jokes we do laugh at spain ppl the same way heh

HorseShit · 12-14-2008, 05:58 AM

Always seemed like a 15 year old kid posting

nico-t · 12-14-2008, 06:14 AM

lol great thread...

Violetta · 12-14-2008, 06:28 AM

Polish is a nice guY!

Barefootsies · 12-14-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HighEnergy

It could be worse

Yes it could be...

He could be some unknown, insignificant, piss ant (like fluffygrl) hiding behind a new fake nick on a message board thinking anyone gives a shit about her he-she opinion.

12-11-2008, 09:39 AM	#1
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12-11-2008, 09:52 AM	#5
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12-11-2008, 10:04 AM	#10
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12-11-2008, 10:05 AM	#11
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12-13-2008, 04:30 PM	#18
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12-11-2008, 10:29 AM	#15
gooddomains Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,127	he's a great guy

12-11-2008, 10:35 AM	#16
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Bro cirklejerk...

12-13-2008, 05:03 PM	#21
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12-13-2008, 07:53 PM	#23
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12-13-2008, 07:58 PM	#24
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	1) Q: What happened to the Polock that tried to blow up the bus? A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. 2) Q: Why is there no ice in Poland? A: They forgot the recipe. 3) Q: Why did the Polock cross the road? A: His cock was stuck in the chicken. 4) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel. 5) Q: How did Germany take Poland so easily? A: They marched in backwards and they thought they were leaving. 6) Q: What do you do if a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. 7) Q: Did you hear about the gay Polock? A: He slept with women. 8) Q: How do you confuse a Polock? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner. 9) Q: Did you hear about the Polock that studied for 5 days? A: He was scheduled to take a urine test. 10)Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Four Polish Guys A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar, and said, "Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?" The big guy frowned and answered, "I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin' son-of-a-bitch bartender, he's Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?" The little guy looked around and said, "Nope." "What's the matter?" asked the big guy. "Are you afraid that we'll beat the shir out of you?" The little guy looked up at him and said, "No, I just don't want to have to explain the punch line four times." how do you kill a polish person? put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool WHAT DID THE POLOCK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCK FIGHT? he greased his zipper

12-13-2008, 08:01 PM	#25
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	A Polock, an American, and a German had a room full of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest. First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!" Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath. Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."

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The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	Good nickname if anything. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

12-13-2008, 09:27 PM	#28
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	He sounds like a serial killer or a child molester. complete nutjob.

12-13-2008, 09:44 PM	#29
HighEnergy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 806	It could be worse, he could be a small time (grabbing at straws) loser from Michigan.

12-14-2008, 01:49 AM	#31
million Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pornyland Posts: 789	lol didn't know there were polock jokes we do laugh at spain ppl the same way heh __________________ <sig spot goes here>

12-14-2008, 05:58 AM	#32
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	Always seemed like a 15 year old kid posting

12-14-2008, 06:14 AM	#33
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	lol great thread...

12-14-2008, 06:28 AM	#34
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	Polish is a nice guY! __________________ M&A Queen