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12-24-2008, 07:34 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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2/5/09 I might be MIA from this date until indefinately....
I got notice that i MUST SERVE on a jury (after 2x of allegely ignoring em) or risk 30 days in jail and a ripe fine....
I really dont have details but I do belieeve they cant just strap me into a "set" jury without a prequalification form both sides ie: the lawyers saying yes stick that sexy man on the jury... thye can go fuck a goat!!! -Bye |
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12-24-2008, 07:36 AM
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Banned!
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Just act races they will let you off jury duty
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12-24-2008, 07:38 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yeah i know , this time i got a "summons" to failure to appear 2x n shit ... I am gonna wear my KKK costume in court |
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12-24-2008, 07:40 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Just tell them you're JDL on this site.
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12-24-2008, 07:45 AM
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Banned!
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12-24-2008, 07:46 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-24-2008, 07:51 AM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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keep asking the judge if he has any popcorn and then tell him you're tripping balls...
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12-24-2008, 08:02 AM
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Such Fun!
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Go in there completely drunk! you might get a night in the drunk tank but beats 30 days!
haha good luck man |
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12-24-2008, 08:04 AM
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Twerk That Ass
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try and sell some fleshlights wile your there
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12-24-2008, 08:06 AM
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Well they is not that many teddy bear lovers in the NYC area to make the jury balanced these days.. they had no choice ;)
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12-24-2008, 09:25 AM
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good luck,t ake care, and merry xmas
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12-24-2008, 09:32 AM
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VP, Business Development
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Just show up drunk wearing a NWA (Fuck the Police) shirt and you should be out of there in a jiffy...
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12-24-2008, 09:34 AM
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in a van by the river
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I'm pretty sure serving just means showing up. They can't say you have to get picked.
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12-24-2008, 09:36 AM
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12-24-2008, 09:42 AM
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sperm tail
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use your ultimate weapon "Magnum"
 once glance at you and i'm sure they'll send you home
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12-24-2008, 09:45 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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I ain't been called in 44 years for jury duty.
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12-24-2008, 12:00 PM
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Location: Moved to a tent in the back yard
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Just stand up and say OJ WAS FRAMED!! and yer done
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12-24-2008, 12:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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