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peace&profit,
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I ducking hate kingsize pillowcases I mean really WTF @sighs@ sorry;) hope everyone had a great Xmas be careful tmmrw nite & drink one for me! what do u hate today???
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So Fucking Banananananas
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stupid people. seriously, people who just say things and have no idea wtf they are talking about
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I don't hate anything. However, I very much dislike asian drivers. They just plain suck.
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hi
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I hate mankind
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I hate clown shoes. WTF are they for ? They are not funny...where do you buy them anyways?
Stupid Clowns!!! |
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Do Fun Shit.
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OMG I hate TLAs
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- stupid people
- illegal tube sites - xsells - warm beer - small tits ..... the list goes on... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I hate leaky water jugs...
and my fucking idiot neighbor for giving his kid a BB gun for xmas.
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I need a beer
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Wet farts!
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I hate people who shave, and put on make-up, and listen to music, while they talk on the phone, reading a book, beating their kids, WHEN they are driving. Then the same ass clown rear ends my car - and then says "I'm sooo sorry, it was an accident". No fucker your an accident! Grrr...
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Rather than hate I feel indifference towards people online and offline.
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Oh Jesus, i'll give you a taste:
-the asshole in 7-11 who has to play everyone in his family's birthday in lotto -the asshole behind the counter that starts bagging and then you get the money out and makes you stand there holding the bill like a jerk. -The asshole behind the counter (same asshole) that gives you back your change, coins, and receipt all together so now you have to either sort it and make people wait...or crunch it all in your pocket. -the asshole 100feet ahead of you who is going to hold the door for you so now you have to run so the poor bastard isn't holding the door for ten minutes while you catch up. -the asshole who decides the curb is a better place for piles of leaves then leaf bags -the very similar asshole who snowblows his yard into the middle of the street -the asshole who does not clear the snow off of his car (except for a one foot by one foot port hole) -the equally annoying asshole that clears the snow off except for the top, then when he speeds up...it's on your windshield -the asshole that parks way to close to your car causing a chain reaction, and of course when you come out of the store he's gone and you are now the asshole. More to come... |
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So Fucking Drunk
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lol
Cops
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I hate when my girlfriend calls her mom during a fight. She ALWAYS fails to mention what is going on. She tends just to break out the waterworks and I end up looking like a prick.
Oh well... wouldn't be so bad if I didn't see her parents weekly to help them with their invoicing system. |
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Anyone who uses chopsticks. Especially people in the West.
It's the 21st god damn century people. evolve. Just because its tradition doesnt make it better than the fork, spoon or even the spork. Just saying... |
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i hate when i have socks on and they get wet. even a drop of water on them skeeves me out.
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The idiots who have nothing better to do with their lives then spread lies and start shit for no other reason then to be a complete asshole.
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people who start threads about shit they hate
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for lack of energy and creativity I must just say the same. I have a long list, I'm just tired
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ALSO, try eating a bowl of noodles with a fork and spoon..it doesn't work and it's super messy! Altho, it does bother me when "white" ppl go out to asian food restaurants and they demand chopsticks and eat everything with chopsticks...You're not supposed to use chopsticks for EVERYTHING! lol ![]()
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I hate religious wackos that want to vomit their morality on everyone else.
The person who takes my order but doesnt actually listen to what I say. The asshole at starbucks who feels the need to correct me because I didnt say my order in the exact starbucks way. |
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* I hate girls who make you wear a rubber. Of course I flip them doggy and slip it off anyway, but it sets a bad tone for the experience.
* I fucking hate when you buy something and they give you the receipt all mixed up with your money and then the coins on the very top. Then they hand you your food. WTF! * I hate, and will often change the item, when I'm buying a beverage and the ass cashier puts his hand on the top of it to scan it. The same top where my mouth is going to be in 1 minute, he just touched it with his filthy hand that has been touching filthy money all day. I stop them and I go get a new one. * I hate people who throw stones and are too dumb to realize they live in a glass house. * I hate getting a bag of chips, then you open it and there is only like 7 chips in there. They just blew the bag up with air. Pricks. * I hate rude smokers. * I hate people who hit me on ICQ and try to pitch me on some dumb shit. Hey bro, how are ya, do you have a minuted? FUCK YOU!!! * I hate trannies with limp dicks. What's the point? Honestly. |
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Fuck with them. We do. No matter what they say, order it your way. It's coffee and you are in the USA. It's not VENTE, it's fucking LARGE. I'll order a large coffee with pumpkin spice in it. They will say, 1 vente pumpkin spice latte with whipped cream. I'll say, no, a large coffee with pumpkin spice. Then I'll say to add LOW fat milk (they only have NON fat) and to put just a little cool-whip. Drives them ape shit sometimes. |
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toys that do not come with batteries !!! And you have to have a screw driver to get to them, and thats stripped !!
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Also I hate that they dont give the cable with the printer anymore. I hate when they say that as you are a important customer to us and that's so fucking far from the truth. I hate when people put a dog in social situation that they have no fucking idea how they will behave and then are surprised if the dog acts fucked up. I hate when people dont follow leash rules in a park that has a big fucking sign. Dogs must be on a leash! I hate software companies that think it's alright to release buggy software that you have to pay for and maybe they will fix it down the road. |
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Great thread.....I just keep coming back.
Chopsticks remind me: Fat people who dont do anything to loose weight, but continuosly bitch about being fat. I fucking hate those people. Also I'm losing my will to understand people who refer to other humans by the color of their skin, religion or ethnic background. Humans are humans, white, black or whatever. Gooks, whops, chinks, micks, japs, the "N" worders....All humans, all people, all just as capable of being shit heads as the next. The details dont make a shit to me.
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Serious? Vente is large? They actually talk like that? Too funny.. fucking idiots.
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And yes I eat a bowl of noodles with a Knife and fork all the time. You dont see Italians whipping out two sticks to eat some pasta. |
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Religion
White Guilt Wiggers Juggalos |
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I hate skinny bitches who complain all the time about themselves being fat just so they can hear someone say "you're not fat"...
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peace&profit,
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I love you. Should I have included, posted from my iPhone ? ? ?
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I hate it when the batteries die on my dildo when I have not finished
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For all of the nattering nabobs of negativity (OMG, I can't believe that I just quoted Spiro Agnew - although William Safire actually penned the phrase):
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I did a wet fart when I coughed a few mins ago...
Just cleaned up, and read this post in this thread! Coincidence? |
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It's coming look busy
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That may help some understand why they give you friggen spoons at Italian garden, it is like their way to be authentic and have their own little chopstick type ritual. I personally hate food and drink snobs who think their way to eat or drink something is the only way. If I or someone else wants to drown a piece of meat in ketchup, add water to some scotch, or violate whatever the fuck special proper way to consume something makes it waste of the food or drink in their minds. Really pisses me off because I am the one eating it and not the snob. It would of been eaten and shat out either way so STFU about it. I hate tostadas, there I said it. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to make a flat fucking taco that will either end up to soggy to lift and eat or will instantly fall apart the second you do bite it needs to die. Speaking of Mexican food, I hate whatever Mexican that convinced every other Mexican to add 3 pounds of shredded lettuce and a unripe tomato slice to whatever you order. Seriously no more lettuce, if I wanted a salad I would of ordered one.
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Pay It Forward
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boots are my religion
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i hate weddings
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I can't say I necessarily hate 'em, but I don't like Mondays:
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I hate that everyone fucks with me about Webair still when I have happily moved to NatNet!
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Yes, the key words there are a fork and spoon. If two sticks worked better they would go that route. But over time people invented the knife and fork and what do you know, it works better. |
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people who call spaghetti sauce "gravy" to sound more iti.
oh, and people who refer to italian as "iti" People who refer to a hundred bucks as a hundie would qualify too I guess. |
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