Owning a MacBook Wheel means you are a douchebag - GoFuckYourself.com

V_RocKs · 01-06-2009, 06:19 PM

Plain and simple. Anyone that owns this piece of shit is a fucking ignorant douchebag.

You just click the wheel. Select your letter. Hit the center button to capitalize it and then hit your next letter, select it... Ohh and you can use predictive text...

Anyone that has used predictive text on a cell phone knows it is faster to use a phone with a few keyboard.

Anyone with a brain can see that selecting the shift key and then the letter you want is much faster than using a wheel.

The only person that would buy this piece of shit is someone like Juicy that has to have everything.

farkedup · 01-06-2009, 06:20 PM

wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?

Penthouse Tony · 01-06-2009, 06:21 PM

With the wheel everything is just a thousand clicks away

IllTestYourGirls · 01-06-2009, 06:21 PM

What is a MacBook Wheel?

Snake Doctor · 01-06-2009, 06:21 PM

This thread is funny on several levels

Greg MissionD · 01-06-2009, 06:22 PM

I've ordered mine!

Penthouse Tony · 01-06-2009, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

What is a MacBook Wheel?

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/879701-apple-introduces-revolutionary-laptop-keyboard.html

HorseShit · 01-06-2009, 06:24 PM

Do you think it's real? haha

slavdogg · 01-06-2009, 06:28 PM

is that an image for sig whore owned that should go here?

Babaganoosh · 01-06-2009, 06:31 PM

Hahaha, you REALLY need to register a new nick and start over. This thread is going to follow you like the incident where a retard was carrying on a conversation with an ICQ bot. You will never escape this thread.

Young · 01-06-2009, 06:31 PM

....no way he is this retarded.

MaDalton · 01-06-2009, 06:31 PM

Malicious Biz · 01-06-2009, 06:32 PM

this thread, it's the best thread

tony286 · 01-06-2009, 06:34 PM

it wasnt real it was satire.

SayWhut · 01-06-2009, 06:35 PM

Hahahaha. You must feel really embarrassed.

On a lighter note:-

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29587

[I wonder if he thinks that news article is real too ...]

Young · 01-06-2009, 06:35 PM

did anyone else highlight the post and/or quote the post looking for secretly hidden small/colored disclaimer text?

there's none

Darkland · 01-06-2009, 06:38 PM

OMFG, you do know that was a skit/parody/joke right? Man, it is true I guess. People will believe anything as long as it was seen on the interwebs.

Idiocracy is a disease.

hypedough · 01-06-2009, 06:39 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH this is awesome, the Onion strikes again! LOLz did you check apple.com/macbook_wheel ?

Snake Doctor · 01-06-2009, 06:42 PM

V_Rocks self PW3ND....news at 11

starpimps · 01-06-2009, 06:44 PM

i didnt think anyone thought it was actually real

JD · 01-06-2009, 06:45 PM

haha dude... c'mon now...

dav3 · 01-06-2009, 06:52 PM

I'm not sure what's worse, people taking the wheel video seriously, or people taking this thread seriously.

Either way, I pre-ordered my wheel with the optional belt clip. This way, when I'm walking down the street, everyone will know I have a MacBook Wheel!

Si · 01-06-2009, 06:53 PM

I think that thing should be blown up! fucking piece of shit!

Whucking Crapple Wack Book Fheel

bronco67 · 01-06-2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This thread is funny on several levels

Unless V_Rocks is playing us with clever sarcasm. Then, the joke is on us.

Marcus Aurelius · 01-06-2009, 06:57 PM

Foot... Meet mouth. This thread is gonna get ugly.

dav3 · 01-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Your commanding of the hoop jumping is admirable good sir.

bronco67 · 01-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Someday in the future, this Onion video will be the known as the War of the Worlds of the internet era.

tony286 · 01-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Unless V_Rocks is playing us with clever sarcasm. Then, the joke is on us.

I figure he is playing with us. i hope lol

abadfish · 01-06-2009, 07:01 PM

That was so funny.

dropped9 · 01-06-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?

dropped9 · 01-06-2009, 07:03 PM

Scroto · 01-06-2009, 07:10 PM

nice lol..

RRRED · 01-06-2009, 07:10 PM

Hahaha I feel better now. They really did a good job on that one though. I started to fall for it myself, I was like WTF?

StuartD · 01-06-2009, 07:11 PM

I think this thread may come back to haunt you.... multiple times.
Sorry.

RRRED · 01-06-2009, 07:13 PM

I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.

Quagmire · 01-06-2009, 07:17 PM

I am not sure which level this is most funny on yet, but it is definitely funny on quite a few levels.

dav3 · 01-06-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

I am not sure which level this is most funny on yet, but it is definitely funny on quite a few levels.

So you have your Wheel on pre-order, right?

TyroneGoldberg · 01-06-2009, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This thread is funny on several levels

sometimes i wonder about this place...

Ethersync · 01-06-2009, 07:23 PM

Your silence is leading me to think you really thought it was real. Oh, my

TyroneGoldberg · 01-06-2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.

the onion was at 'mac world' where apple unveiled a new laptop with no keyboard called a Macbook wheel, and sheesh don't tell no one, but it's all FAKE

Juicy D. Links · 01-06-2009, 07:26 PM

I cant find any info on it on apple.com anybody have a link?

Ethersync · 01-06-2009, 07:29 PM

Some of the comments on Slashdot are hilarious. Seems a lot of people didn't realize this was a joke

Quote:

This is a bit "out there", but to be perfectly honest I'd rather use a laptop running VISTA over that silly Macbook Wheel. It will take me more time to type an e-mail on that thing, then it would to send an e-mail on Vista. This is what happens when Steve gets sick, Apple gets desperate for ideas.

Adam_M · 01-06-2009, 07:33 PM

I already have mine! It really rocks and am a big fan of the wheel.....

P.S it took me 20 minutes to write this message

MaDalton · 01-06-2009, 07:43 PM

i just sent the onion link to my biz partner. he's a newly converted MAC user and already singing praises about it. let's see if he falls for it

Karen Kougar · 01-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_WildCash

I already have mine! It really rocks and am a big fan of the wheel.....

P.S it took me 20 minutes to write this message

Egg Freckles?

farkedup · 01-06-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i just sent the onion link to my biz partner. he's a newly converted MAC user and already singing praises about it. let's see if he falls for it

he fell for a mac so I'd say he'll fall for it! use that slashdot link with the video embedded... makes it look real

Cory W · 01-06-2009, 08:05 PM

The aardvark admitted it was wrong

96ukssob · 01-06-2009, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by farkedup

wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?

gornyhuy · 01-06-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

The aardvark admitted it was wrong

Best part of the whole bit imho!

gornyhuy · 01-06-2009, 08:08 PM

PS: either this is masterful trolling or someone is the biggest douche in human history.

01-06-2009, 06:19 PM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,405	Owning a MacBook Wheel means you are a douchebag Plain and simple. Anyone that owns this piece of shit is a fucking ignorant douchebag. You just click the wheel. Select your letter. Hit the center button to capitalize it and then hit your next letter, select it... Ohh and you can use predictive text... Anyone that has used predictive text on a cell phone knows it is faster to use a phone with a few keyboard. Anyone with a brain can see that selecting the shift key and then the letter you want is much faster than using a wheel. The only person that would buy this piece of shit is someone like Juicy that has to have everything.

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IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	What is a MacBook Wheel? __________________

01-06-2009, 06:21 PM	#5
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Darkland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,488	OMFG, you do know that was a skit/parody/joke right? Man, it is true I guess. People will believe anything as long as it was seen on the interwebs. Idiocracy is a disease. __________________ "The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01

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dav3 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,348	I'm not sure what's worse, people taking the wheel video seriously, or people taking this thread seriously. Either way, I pre-ordered my wheel with the optional belt clip. This way, when I'm walking down the street, everyone will know I have a MacBook Wheel! __________________ Webmasters :: Juicy Ads :: ACWM :: Crak Revenue :: Money Tree

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Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	I think that thing should be blown up! fucking piece of shit! Whucking Crapple Wack Book Fheel

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Hahaha I feel better now. They really did a good job on that one though. I started to fall for it myself, I was like WTF?

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.

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