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marketsmart · 01-21-2009, 01:16 PM

i would dump the whole lot into gay nude cagefighting...

where u stick about 4-6 fags into a cage with 2 straight guys that have to fight to avoid getting rapped...

a lot of people know what i'm talking about since a good portion of the people in adult have spent time in prison..

JFK · 01-21-2009, 01:16 PM

Fitty............one ..........

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx

opt in mailing.. invest like $50-100k into it, and you'll make it back in a month :D

in case you haven't noticed:
this is 2009 and not 1999

Barefootsies · 01-21-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

in case you haven't noticed:
this is 2009 and not 1999

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamis

It would be VERY VERY stupid to invest that money in adult NOWADAYS. 4 years ago, "perhaps". But not today.

The biz is totally ruined.

I always dreamed of opening Funeral Home...

cherrylula · 01-21-2009, 01:19 PM

Damn Serge, you still know how to make the threads to bring 'em out, that's for sure. I haven't seen so much dancing in a thread since 2002.

cherrylula · 01-21-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

I always dreamed of opening Funeral Home...

Give an industry discount, you'll make a killing off dead porners.

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Start a board that competes with GFY, call it Uprano.

no can do, Oprano still pays me royalties, right, Gonzo?

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

500k in adult can make u 5mil easy within 18mo. i know how but not getting onto it as ill be trying to do it myself

need funds?

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

me thinks as well

hey, any of you are PAID to think!?
;)

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-21-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i would dump the whole lot into gay nude cagefighting...

where u stick about 4-6 fags into a cage with 2 straight guys that have to fight to avoid getting rapped...

a lot of people know what i'm talking about since a good portion of the people in adult have spent time in prison..

I wanted to do something similar - ---EDITED---

But that would be more hardcore

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Invest in me. Guaranteed return.

I can use you on the gay site Cherry proposes I get.

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i would dump the whole lot into gay nude cagefighting...

where u stick about 4-6 fags into a cage with 2 straight guys that have to fight to avoid getting rapped...

a lot of people know what i'm talking about since a good portion of the people in adult have spent time in prison..

they didn't do this shit in my jail! We were all holding hands and reciting poetry!

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Damn Serge, you still know how to make the threads to bring 'em out, that's for sure. I haven't seen so much dancing in a thread since 2002.

I need a new hobby...
;)

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Give an industry discount, you'll make a killing off dead porners.

I do already...I bought STON and get 18%+ yearly dividends

collegeboobies · 01-21-2009, 01:35 PM

$100k for a top notch dating site and in house programmers. $400k marketing budget, that budget should get you 200,000 or so people to join the site as a free member. At least 200,000. Hopefully a lot more.

2% conversion you have 4000 paying members, say its only $20 a month, thats $80k revenue. Factor recurrings and the new free joins you are getting and its bank.

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-21-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments

russkyserge @ hotmail . com

I just sent you an email

cherrylula · 01-21-2009, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

I need a new hobby...
;)

burned out on boards? I know one cheap and ready to go if you are interested.

even have shirts and hoodies.

the older you get, the harder it is to find good hobbies. I am learning that in my thirties already.

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I just sent you an email

I got it, I need time to read it carefully and puncture holes. I'll do it in wee hours of the morning and will get to you. Thank you, man!

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

burned out on boards? I know one cheap and ready to go if you are interested.

even have shirts and hoodies.

the older you get, the harder it is to find good hobbies. I am learning that in my thirties already.

Cherry, no boards, please!!!!
I am very copathetic with my closed to the public oldtimers board, I need no more

I have some hobbies...I am freshly divorced and started dating!

BTW, they guy who suggested the dating site did you know that:

1) Gary Kremen bought match.com in 1994 because he wanted to get laid!?
2) Software for dating site can be obtain for..FREE, it's "open Source" I lloked into that already.

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-21-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

I got it, I need time to read it carefully and puncture holes. I'll do it in wee hours of the morning and will get to you. Thank you, man!

I wrote it real fast fro the top of my head so there might be minor non sense going on, but hope it makes the picture.

bbm · 01-21-2009, 02:42 PM

Modeling

davecummings · 01-21-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Dave, only if they drop on the floor.
How are you doing guy? Still making content? We never met face to face but I've heard of you.

Yup, I'm still performing (but being selective--I hate the drive between San Diego and LA)!

dave

polle54 · 01-21-2009, 02:52 PM

I really really wouldn't

RayBonga · 01-21-2009, 03:31 PM

tube sites

Nicky · 01-21-2009, 04:18 PM

I know a nice cam domain you can plow it into. hehe

doridori · 01-21-2009, 04:47 PM

i would use it to buy high end servers so i can launch more free tube sites with longer and higher quality videos. couple of warez forums and lots of torrent sites. those do very well.

HookUPcom · 01-21-2009, 04:55 PM

I'd consider a partner.

Barefootsies · 01-21-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i would dump the whole lot into gay nude cagefighting...

where u stick about 4-6 fags into a cage with 2 straight guys that have to fight to avoid getting rapped...

a lot of people know what i'm talking about since a good portion of the people in adult have spent time in prison..

Including you. Taking it in the keister from Zing.

baddog · 01-21-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

I have some hobbies...I am freshly divorced and started dating!

oh, did not hear that one. Congrats?

HookUPcom · 01-21-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Cherry, no boards, please!!!!
BTW, they guy who suggested the dating site did you know that:

1) Gary Kremen bought match.com in 1994 because he wanted to get laid!?

FYI: My good friend started 1andonlypersonals.com - grew it to 180,000 affiliates, $1MM a month in rev. with 70 employees. Match.com had 7 employees and was just starting out when TicketMaster came in and bought them both and put them together. My buddy just met his wife on Match last year. - good story

Jman · 01-21-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by NoComments

subj-subj

Non adult ideas are welcome too, but keep 'em 'til the second page please.

Survey says 20 000 000 people will get their first tattoo in 2009.

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Survey says 20 000 000 people will get their first tattoo in 2009.

and!? Where is the "beef"?

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

oh, did not hear that one. Congrats?

Let's wait on that. When my ex gets on her feet the congrats will be warranted, everybody got what they wanted at the end, 'til then let's have some patience.

You didn't hear because you stopped coming to the closed board

Not everything is made public nowadays

. I started the blog there, and if you let a single word out - I know where you live

NoComments · 01-21-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HookUPcom

FYI: My good friend started 1andonlypersonals.com - grew it to 180,000 affiliates, $1MM a month in rev. with 70 employees. Match.com had 7 employees and was just starting out when TicketMaster came in and bought them both and put them together. My buddy just met his wife on Match last year. - good story

Gary sold his domain real cheap, he needed money to fight for sex.com

Joesho · 01-21-2009, 07:49 PM

Serge I got one, I will need another 90 days to talk to you about it though.

I want to get a few things in line with it first.

Sorry to hear about your divorce, I hope all is well for you.

HandballJim · 01-21-2009, 07:59 PM

A dating website with cams...put the money into some late night TV advertising and some Guerrilla marketing in all the major cities around the world. I also met my wife from Match.com, I am sure others would love to spend a couple of dollars for a membership in order to meet your future partner.

Non-adult, I would promote the sport of one-wall Handball which is currently huge in New York City...and starting to spread. HandballCity

If someone gave me that money right now...I would put the money into something safe like government securities and let it grow for 10 years...and then leave my day job. 10 years ago I would have day traded that money and thought I would make 10 million...but now I have more sense.

NoComments · 01-22-2009, 05:33 AM

Handball.....who could have thought?

Joe, this is my favorite business plan (works in personal, life too!)

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under
the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to
pluck up
that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time
to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to
dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a
time to
embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

Jack Sparrow · 01-22-2009, 06:37 AM

Invest it in people who work hard.

Brujah · 01-22-2009, 06:42 AM

Creative loans to these guys with "great ideas." Take a small % of profits + normal loan payments w/interest.

cherrylula · 01-22-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

Survey says 20 000 000 people will get their first tattoo in 2009.

and a zillion more need tattoo REMOVAL to get rid of their ugly tattoos they regret getting...

NoComments · 01-22-2009, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

and a zillion more need tattoo REMOVAL to get rid of their ugly tattoos they regret getting...

I'd invest in it.

NoComments · 01-22-2009, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Invest it in people who work hard.

Good idea but prostitution is illegal in USA

Brujah · 01-22-2009, 07:05 AM

Renting climate controlled space for others to cellar their wine and beer, which typically mean they'd be renting for several years or forever.

NoComments · 01-22-2009, 07:30 AM

hard to compete with the established ones in this economy. The last few vintages of Bordeaux were floppes too

Joesho · 01-22-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments

Good idea but prostitution is illegal in USA

Not legal? WHAT? they just call them bankers and lawyers here instead of hookers!

NoComments · 01-22-2009, 09:01 AM

oh no.....bankers and lawyers are just CUNTS, they don't have what it takes to be hard working prostitutes!

Libertine · 01-22-2009, 12:00 PM

If I *had* to spend it in adult...

A huge fuckin' tube site (the legal kind), doing upsells to a member area with high quality downloads.

With a $500k investment, you should be able to buy enough content and generate enough traffic to reach a decent profitability. Other business models are still more profitable right now, but for most non-niche traffic, that's going to change within the next few years as more surfers discover the tubes.

Allow uploads only from partners, and make it possible for them to sell high quality downloadable videos to your members on the system. You take a cut, of course. Partners would be pre-approved amateurs as well as programs.

Give out short free premium memberships in exchange for people sending in new free members, but cancel that program once you've reached critical mass.

If governments step in against tube sites showing everything to people without age verification (it could still happen), remove access for non-members, convert to a more conventional model.

If profitability drops, switch to a paid-only model. Costs will drop, and you'll be able to continue profiting from existing members as well as some bookmarkers who sign up.

american pervert · 01-22-2009, 01:05 PM

serge, icq me, i have an idea for you that actually is meaningful.

Allformyspace · 01-22-2009, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

500k in adult?

I lol'd

Same here.

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01-21-2009, 01:35 PM	#66
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01-21-2009, 01:16 PM	#51
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01-21-2009, 01:19 PM	#56
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01-21-2009, 07:49 PM	#86
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01-21-2009, 07:59 PM	#87
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01-22-2009, 05:33 AM	#88
NoComments Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,957	Handball.....who could have thought? Joe, this is my favorite business plan (works in personal, life too!) To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: 2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; 3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; 4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; 5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; 6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; 7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; 8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. __________________ ************************************* Give me the offer I can't refuse**

01-22-2009, 06:37 AM	#89
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01-22-2009, 12:00 PM	#98
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