Weird african guy offers gold at door as present - what would you do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sam Granger · 02-01-2009, 05:22 PM

Hey guys.

I recently moved house with some friends. About a week ago, some weird guy, bloodshot eyes - think due to fighting, not sure, but looked bad, knocked on my window. I went to the door (this was at 1am). He said he lived in the street and his wife was having a baby. He needed money for the taxi. I said sorry, I do not have cash on me - I seriously didn't but also found it a bit dodgy. But would of given him change if I had any.

Anyway, I remained friendly and wished him good luck. So, tonight, I'm downstairs. It's 12:30am

I hear a knock on the window. Same guy. He said thanks for being friendly and for trying to help him, and that he had a present for me... His baby was born etc...

So he, reaches his hand to his coats inside pocket. At that moment, I didn't know WTF he was going to get out. It was a bag, with apparently african gold. Looked weird, and found it rather suspect. What would a guy be doing with gold iof he didnt have any money for a taxi. He said he was heading off to africa in the morning for 3 months and again was looking for taxi money. I threw him some change and told him he could keep his gold. WTF would you do? Looked like weird beans - not a gold colour, is it gold or is it something else?

Ozarkz · 02-01-2009, 05:24 PM

This is why I have a 12' cement block wall around my house.

Sam Granger · 02-01-2009, 05:25 PM

Seems like I need one too...

pornbling · 02-01-2009, 05:26 PM

Some kind of metal that looks like gold. Some gypsies tried to sell me some of that gold looking metal when I was in highschool, that was funny, I said nope.

WarChild · 02-01-2009, 05:32 PM

There's something commonly called Fool's Gold. It looks a lot like gold though, not beans. It's worthless.

AaliyahLove · 02-01-2009, 05:43 PM

WOW.. really creepy!! Is he knocking on all of your neighbor's doors or just you? I am sooo glad I live in a gated community and have a mean 120lb dog that barks like crazy anytime anyone comes near me or my house LOL

d-null · 02-01-2009, 05:49 PM

get a security camera and don't answer your door at 1 in the morning

Nicky · 02-01-2009, 05:57 PM

Take all the "beans" fill up 100ml of water, drop them in, measure how much the water level increased, let's say it increased to 103ml so that's +3ml.

Next, weight the "beans". Let's say they weight in at 50 gram then you can be certain It's a high % gold.

Gold density is 19,3 so 1ml of pure gold should weight in at 19,3 gram.

brand0n · 02-01-2009, 06:46 PM

take a few pics for us?

KillerK · 02-01-2009, 08:43 PM

that's why you don't live in an area "they" live in.

ModelPerfect · 02-01-2009, 08:52 PM

First visit = feeler to see what kind of a mark you are
Second visit = first of a long line of visits wanting money, because you were too nice, and he (probably correctly) decided you are an easy mark
(no offense meant...it's just that nice people often get taken advantage of)

CyberHustler · 02-01-2009, 08:56 PM

Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

EXPORT · 02-01-2009, 09:06 PM

that gold had teh aids

fresh from africa

did you touch it?

donkevlar · 02-01-2009, 09:07 PM

B-b-b-b.. b-ehind you! It's an a-a-african!!

ExLust · 02-01-2009, 10:04 PM

Creepy. Prepare your gun anyway.

collegeboobies · 02-01-2009, 10:37 PM

its a crackhead trying to sell you anything he can for crack money. why answer the door to someone you dont know at 1am or 1230am?

and honestly, who flies to another country without money for a taxi? What if the plane gets rerouted?

Spunky · 02-01-2009, 10:50 PM

Release the hounds.he wanted to rob and murder you

uno · 02-01-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

i dunno... a preachers daughter tought me how to roll in bible pages and it felt kinda wrong.

XX_RydeR · 02-02-2009, 01:09 AM

Man, wtf are you doing answering the door at 1am to somone you dont know?

hypedough · 02-02-2009, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

I was totally waiting for that dude

dev777 · 02-02-2009, 02:02 AM

by 'african gold' he meant crack cocaine/ That's just how much porch monkies value their drugs.

SomeCreep · 02-02-2009, 02:03 AM

call the police

John-ACWM · 02-02-2009, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

This is why I have a 12' cement block wall around my house.

Funny,scary,useful

HorseShit · 02-02-2009, 08:16 AM

you should have opened the door and punched him right in the face

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-02-2009, 08:21 AM

get a shotgun.

next time "they" knock on your door, point it at their face.

02-01-2009, 05:22 PM	#1
Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	Weird african guy offers gold at door as present - what would you do? Hey guys. I recently moved house with some friends. About a week ago, some weird guy, bloodshot eyes - think due to fighting, not sure, but looked bad, knocked on my window. I went to the door (this was at 1am). He said he lived in the street and his wife was having a baby. He needed money for the taxi. I said sorry, I do not have cash on me - I seriously didn't but also found it a bit dodgy. But would of given him change if I had any. Anyway, I remained friendly and wished him good luck. So, tonight, I'm downstairs. It's 12:30am I hear a knock on the window. Same guy. He said thanks for being friendly and for trying to help him, and that he had a present for me... His baby was born etc... So he, reaches his hand to his coats inside pocket. At that moment, I didn't know WTF he was going to get out. It was a bag, with apparently african gold. Looked weird, and found it rather suspect. What would a guy be doing with gold iof he didnt have any money for a taxi. He said he was heading off to africa in the morning for 3 months and again was looking for taxi money. I threw him some change and told him he could keep his gold. WTF would you do? Looked like weird beans - not a gold colour, is it gold or is it something else? __________________ [img]http://**************/sig/fhv3_j2_624x80_2.gif[/img] $35-40 Per Signup, 60-70% Rev Share, over 80 Sites, Exclusive Sites, tons of free content 14,000+ Free hosted Galleries, RSS feeds, Domain Hosting, Embedded Flash Movies Join Fetish Hits now! ICQ:** 358652230

02-01-2009, 05:25 PM	#3
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02-01-2009, 05:32 PM	#5
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	There's something commonly called Fool's Gold. It looks a lot like gold though, not beans. It's worthless. __________________ .

02-01-2009, 05:43 PM	#6
AaliyahLove Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: AaliyahLove.com Posts: 2,722	WOW.. really creepy!! Is he knocking on all of your neighbor's doors or just you? I am sooo glad I live in a gated community and have a mean 120lb dog that barks like crazy anytime anyone comes near me or my house LOL __________________ www.AaliyahLove.CamModels.Com

02-01-2009, 05:49 PM	#7
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	get a security camera and don't answer your door at 1 in the morning __________________ __________________ Looking for a custom TUBE SCRIPT that supports massive traffic, load balancing, billing support, and h264 encoding? Hit up Konrad! Looking for designs for your websites or custom tubesite design? Hit up Zuzana Designs Check out the #1 WordPress SEO Plugin: CyberSEO Suite

02-01-2009, 05:24 PM	#2
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	This is why I have a 12' cement block wall around my house.

02-01-2009, 05:26 PM	#4
pornbling Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: underground Posts: 251	Some kind of metal that looks like gold. Some gypsies tried to sell me some of that gold looking metal when I was in highschool, that was funny, I said nope.

02-01-2009, 05:57 PM	#8
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Take all the "beans" fill up 100ml of water, drop them in, measure how much the water level increased, let's say it increased to 103ml so that's +3ml. Next, weight the "beans". Let's say they weight in at 50 gram then you can be certain It's a high % gold. Gold density is 19,3 so 1ml of pure gold should weight in at 19,3 gram. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

02-01-2009, 06:46 PM	#9
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	take a few pics for us? __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

02-01-2009, 08:43 PM	#10
KillerK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,406	that's why you don't live in an area "they" live in.

02-01-2009, 08:52 PM	#11
ModelPerfect Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,862	First visit = feeler to see what kind of a mark you are Second visit = first of a long line of visits wanting money, because you were too nice, and he (probably correctly) decided you are an easy mark (no offense meant...it's just that nice people often get taken advantage of) __________________ Logan modelperfect [at] gmail.com http://www.modelperfect.com (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

02-01-2009, 08:56 PM	#12
CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,214	Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

02-01-2009, 09:06 PM	#13
EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	that gold had teh aids fresh from africa did you touch it?

02-01-2009, 09:07 PM	#14
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	B-b-b-b.. b-ehind you! It's an a-a-african!!

02-01-2009, 10:04 PM	#15
ExLust Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,223	Creepy. Prepare your gun anyway. __________________ BE A PARTNER

02-01-2009, 10:37 PM	#16
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	its a crackhead trying to sell you anything he can for crack money. why answer the door to someone you dont know at 1am or 1230am? and honestly, who flies to another country without money for a taxi? What if the plane gets rerouted?

02-01-2009, 10:50 PM	#17
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,919	Release the hounds.he wanted to rob and murder you __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

02-02-2009, 01:09 AM	#19
XX_RydeR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Australia. Posts: 2,151	Man, wtf are you doing answering the door at 1am to somone you dont know? __________________ You Dun Goofed!

02-02-2009, 02:02 AM	#21
dev777 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 366	by 'african gold' he meant crack cocaine/ That's just how much porch monkies value their drugs.

02-02-2009, 02:03 AM	#22
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02-02-2009, 08:16 AM	#24
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	you should have opened the door and punched him right in the face

02-02-2009, 08:21 AM	#25
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	get a shotgun. next time "they" knock on your door, point it at their face.