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buzzy · 02-06-2009, 06:28 PM

A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.

The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.

I can only assume at this point that she agreed.

She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:

"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."

He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.

It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.

Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?

buzzy · 02-06-2009, 06:29 PM

hypedough · 02-06-2009, 06:36 PM

Disgusttttting

After Shock Media · 02-06-2009, 06:46 PM

That was just well stupid. Fairly certain I would not even recall it if a girl suggested shoving them up her vag.

BlackCrayon · 02-06-2009, 07:00 PM

How do you eat warts?

After Shock Media · 02-06-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

How do you eat warts?

I do not think they just fall or get licked off.
I mean at most, I think one could like lick a puss pocket that burst in ones mouth. Now what are those fruit juice filled candies?

collegeboobies · 02-06-2009, 07:06 PM

thats retarded

StuBradley · 02-06-2009, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzy

...Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.

So who relayed this story then? The doctor? It can't be the dude or the girl because then their relationship status would not be 'unknown'. And the doc wouldn't have know all the little details. I call B.S. Anyone check 'snopes' or whatever the fuck its called?

After Shock Media · 02-06-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

So who relayed this story then? The doctor? It can't be the dude or the girl because then their relationship status would not be 'unknown'. And the doc wouldn't have know all the little details. I call B.S. Anyone check 'snopes' or whatever the fuck its called?

Why would anyone check, the whole thing is just wrong.
Hell can someone catch warts from eating one?

fuzzylogic · 02-06-2009, 07:49 PM

did you make this story up trying to be funny?

DWB · 02-06-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzy

It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident.

Not possible to eat a wart. HPV does not just fall off.

Also, if she already had HPV then she would have given him the virus already and the odds of him getting the warts on his mouth just from eating her out is slim and he would not have got them so fast. Everything about this story is flawed.

Please kill whoever told you this story.

MandyBlake · 02-06-2009, 08:04 PM

that's disgusting but can't be true.

Ozarkz · 02-06-2009, 08:49 PM

Hey morons it's called a joke. It's supposed to be gross not realistic.

Bojangles · 02-07-2009, 12:05 AM

Hahaha. Fake.

seeandsee · 02-07-2009, 12:23 AM

lulzzzzzzzzzzz

After Shock Media · 02-07-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hey morons it's called a joke. It's supposed to be gross not realistic.

But it is not a good joke, or even a borderline bad one. Hell did not even get gross really.

BusterBunny · 02-07-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Why would anyone check, the whole thing is just wrong.
Hell can someone catch warts from eating one?

yes its possible oral can be spread to genitals and genital can be spread to oral...hell you could even get them in your eyes if you fingered her and rubbed your eye

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Not possible to eat a wart. HPV does not just fall off.

Also, if she already had HPV then she would have given him the virus already and the odds of him getting the warts on his mouth just from eating her out is slim and he would not have got them so fast. Everything about this story is flawed.

Please kill whoever told you this story.

i know its fake as hell but he could have bitten one off hypothetically

uno · 02-07-2009, 12:31 AM

Bad joke and a fake story, but even if it were real would not turn me off starbursts anyway.

BusterBunny · 02-07-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

yes its possible oral can be spread to genitals and genital can be spread to oral...hell you could even get them in your eyes if you fingered her and rubbed your eye

actually my bad, its herpes that can infect the eyes i dont think warts can

John-ACWM · 02-07-2009, 09:46 AM

really f'd up

stickyfingerz · 02-07-2009, 09:53 AM

Did another 8th grader tell you that during study hall or something?

Iron Fist · 02-07-2009, 09:55 AM

Um... yeah. I still like Starbursts. Fail.

tiger · 02-07-2009, 12:07 PM

That was dumb.

HorseShit · 02-07-2009, 12:11 PM

yumyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fujiko · 02-07-2009, 11:03 PM

thats gross but slightly funny

02-06-2009, 06:28 PM	#1
buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	The Starburst Story [sick] A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment. The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste. I can only assume at this point that she agreed. She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event: "Did you eat them all?" "Yeah all four of them" "Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.." He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face. It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown. Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?

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