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Old 02-12-2009, 06:54 AM   #51
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:14 AM   #52
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i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him ...


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Old 02-12-2009, 08:20 AM   #53
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Old 02-12-2009, 10:07 AM   #54
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i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

so, never trust a hooker is my advice...
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Old 02-12-2009, 10:10 AM   #55
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i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

so, never trust a hooker is my advice...

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Old 02-12-2009, 10:35 AM   #56
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Old 02-12-2009, 10:45 AM   #57
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Dude, this is so fucking terrible, I hope police can arrest this piece of shit and hope you're ok now!
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