When is okay to hit a woman?

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

I don't want to make a mistake.

[Poindexterity]

1-if she hit you first with a weapon
2-if she is about to hit you with a weapon
3-if she is directly endangering the life of you or your loved ones.
4-if you are the hero in an action movie and the only way to survive is for her to be quiet, but she just won't, so you hit her on the head with something and she goes unconscious. wakes up later, pissed, but without a scratch.

[mozadek]

1. If she physically assaults you, if she comes at you like she's a man, you can fuck her up like she's a man.

[TidalWave]

Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

[alias]

If she has a weapon.

[DarkJedi]

when you're within striking range

[marketsmart]

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I don't want to make a mistake.

it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...

[Tom_PM]

When her nickname is Bullseye Magillicutty.

[papill0n]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...

[Korban]

My mama said that if you hit a man, be prepared to be beaten down like one.

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

I once met a redneck guy who told me that it's never ok to hit a woman...unless it's your wife.

He was completely serious.

What do you think of it?

[notime]

no, it's not.
Give her solid arguments instead

[Ethersync]

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I once met a redneck guy who told me that it's never ok to hit a woman...unless it's your wife.

He was completely serious.

What do you think of it?

[jaysmoke]

just before the Grammy's

[Tom_PM]

Originally Posted by jaysmoke

just before the Grammy's

lol ohhh that hurts

[candyflip]

Originally Posted by Chris Rock

I'd never hit a woman, but I sure will shake a bitch.

Always loved this one.

[alias]

Originally Posted by Ethersync

[Ethersync]

Originally Posted by jaysmoke

just before the Grammy's

ha

[Double trouble]

Originally Posted by Poindexterity

4-if you are the hero in an action movie and the only way to survive is for her to be quiet, but she just won't, so you hit her on the head with something and she goes unconscious. wakes up later, pissed, but without a scratch.

[Achmed's Wife Halimah]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...

your girlfriend called

[Juicy D. Links]

omggg

[Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Anytime you feel like being a bitch...

[JamesK]

[marketsmart]

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah

your girlfriend called

i break up with that tramp after she try do roid rage on me...

this my new g/f...

she super hot red bull model...

[nation-x]

When she don't have your money... "Bitch... you best go get my money! Ho!"

[alexchechs]

my rule of thumb... NEVER

[todhunter]

When she is threatening your life.

And you're probably only gonna have one chance, so make it good.

--t

[Libertine]

If she hits you, it's ok to hit back. Hard.

As for the "white knights" who would only hit a woman if she was threatening your life... idiots, every single one of you.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

I used to be a strong supporter of the "NEVER hit a woman movment". A few instances in my life I have beat a guy down for slapping a chick when I really didn't know the whole story.Those days are gone. Sometimes a bitch just needs an attitude adjustment in the form of a good hard stroke to the head. The safety barrier women feel when coming at a man in a rage SHOULD NOT EXIST.

I have hit two women in my life. One outright stole from money from me, the second punched me square in the face and broke my nose first for me calling her a cokewhore. Both of them needed a hard fucking slap. Both of them got it. Would I ever up and drive my fist through a womans face? No. But a good swift openhanded cuff is something that needs to get dealt out A LOT MORE OFTEN IN THIS WORLD...

If a woman comes at you swinging with intent to damage you, do what you can to divert the attack.. Most girls just get emotional and slap and cry. But there are some out there who can and will bust your fucking face open if you sit there and give them a chance to. I know this all to well myself. You can use your common sense to gauge the threat of an attack. If you are genuinelky threatened, you should not feel obligate din anyway to keep your hands down.. Do what is necessary to bring the situation to an end. Cuff that fucking cunt...

[$5 submissions]

Originally Posted by TidalWave

Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

I see a chargeback for "Taliban Gender Sensitivity training course" appearing on your CC bill soon.

[NetHorse]

I've never hit a girl, and unless a big ass bitch was attacking me in a serious way and I couldn't restrain her would I ever resort to hitting a woman.

A buddy of mine was dating this crazy chick for awhile, she used to punch him all the time when they argued. Gave him black eyes and fat lips a couple times, and he would always take it. Of course I used to give him shit for it constantly, lol.

One night they were arguing in the car and she started punching him in the head while he was driving. Next thing I know he turns around and just lays her out. She was out cold for a good 10 minutes. Of course he starts freaking out, and I'm like dude drop me off right here, lol.

She ends up making a BIG stink about it, told her family and friends. Caused a lot of problems for him. In that situation it's better to just kick the bitch to the curb! Even if she deserves it you will end up getting fucked.

[Spunky]

I had a ex who smoked me in the side of the head while I was driving.I didn't think twice and gave her a back hand to the chops.not proud of it but I seen stars and I almost crashed the fucking car.the only time I smacked a woman

[cykoe6]

Originally Posted by TidalWave

Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

Nicely put

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by jaysmoke

just before the Grammy's

Still laughin' over here.

But seriously...I don't advocate hitting a woman under any circumstance - unless it was in defense of a family member. And even then I'd probably just subdue and restrain her without hitting (if possible) until cops arrived.

[VicD]

then fuck her instead

[PornMD]

You pretty much have to be bleeding profusely and on your last thread of life from a savage woman before you can lay a finger on her. /society

[PornMD]

Originally Posted by Ethersync

Ouch, lol...should instead be "did I fucking stutter?"

[Darkland]

Originally Posted by mozadek

1. If she physically assaults you, if she comes at you like she's a man, you can fuck her up like she's a man.

Originally Posted by Libertine

If she hits you, it's ok to hit back. Hard.

As for the "white knights" who would only hit a woman if she was threatening your life... idiots, every single one of you.

This is the problem with our present day society. Nothing is ever dealt out in terms of necessary force. It always has to be over the top and uncalled for. Not only is it chicken shit behaviour but it is also a lack of self control. What do I mean?

If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

Just like the chiken shit fucks that keep pummeling someone they have already beaten the shit out of. You know who I am talking about, those cowards that continue to beat on the person that is on the ground and out of it. Takes a big man to do that.

You hit a chick like you would a man, you are a pathetic asshole. To every action there IS an appropriate reaction, NOT over-reaction.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Darkland

If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

I always wonder who are these men who can't catch their woman's fist/wrist/hand in mid air or block that shit? Any woman who has ever taken a swing at me either had that shit blocked, or I caught them by the wrist in mid swing.

[YellowDude]

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Still laughin' over here.

But seriously...I don't advocate hitting a woman under any circumstance - unless it was in defense of a family member. And even then I'd probably just subdue and restrain her without hitting (if possible) until cops arrived.

Normally you don't hit a women but there are situations that you almost are there to do it.

And one time I had to slap a BITCH in her face and believe me she deserved it.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by YellowDude

And one time I had to slap a BITCH in her face and believe me she deserved it.

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by Darkland

This is the problem with our present day society. Nothing is ever dealt out in terms of necessary force. It always has to be over the top and uncalled for. Not only is it chicken shit behaviour but it is also a lack of self control. What do I mean?

If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

Just like the chiken shit fucks that keep pummeling someone they have already beaten the shit out of. You know who I am talking about, those cowards that continue to beat on the person that is on the ground and out of it. Takes a big man to do that.

You hit a chick like you would a man, you are a pathetic asshole. To every action there IS an appropriate reaction, NOT over-reaction.

Actually, *this* is what's wrong with contemporary society.

If the woman in question is an adult, then she can sure as hell deal with the consequences of her actions like an adult. And one of the consequences of punching someone is that you get punched back.

If someone, man or woman, doesn't want to get hit by me, there's a simple way to avoid it: Don't fucking hit me.

[BusterBunny]

never...keep big ass bull dykes as friends and have them do the dirty work

[DWB]

If women want equality, then own up to that equality when you assault your man. If you hit him, he should be allowed to hit you back with an equal amount of force.

Why do they get to be equal until it comes to violence? Fuck that.

[StaceyJo]

When she provokes you.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by StaceyJo

When she provokes you.

Well said...

[Lykos]

Never i think....

[EscortBiz]

if its not a life or death situation dont think u should hit anyone man or women

[John-ACWM]

If she's dressed like a man and you don't know it's a she

[Vicious_B]

If your going to step up and hit a man like your a man. then you deserve to get hit back.