Any coders here worth a fuck who will make deadlines? - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 02-12-2009, 03:03 PM

If you are a programmer who wants MONEY in exchange for COMPLETED services and you can provide references - please contact me. We have ongoing monthly contract work that can turn into a salaried job for the right motivated person.

Please send me a resume and cover letter. You will be doing work for Fastsize.com, Roaringtiger.com (mostly backend work) and our new project. You will be allowed the luxury of challenging yourself using new technologies, while at the same time providing solid reliable tested code.

Requirements:
Advanced PHP/mysql
Ability to seamlessly integrate code into completed site designs (HTML, CSS, Javascript)
Excellent Communication Skills (IRC, AIM, ICQ)
Monday to Friday 8am-5PM PST availability.
Intermediate Redhat
Ability to thoroughly test code before offering test/samples to us
Common Sense
Strong Work Ethic
Dedication and a drive to solidify yourself with our company

Additional Skills (not required):
Perl
Ruby on Rails
Server Administration
Email delivery system experience

This will start as a contractual per-project job. After providing a strong track record with us, salary can be negotiated.

Send your resume and cover letter (with project examples) to: [email protected]
Note: This position is available for locals, or telecommuters.

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2009, 03:07 PM

i love it when you say "backend work"

Juicy D. Links · 02-12-2009, 03:09 PM

Brad when i touch myself i think of u

Sands · 02-12-2009, 03:16 PM

mrkris and drocd ftw

WeirdHomer · 02-12-2009, 03:22 PM

Nice opportunity for somebody, here's a bump.

babebuns · 02-12-2009, 03:22 PM

gl finding someone : thumbsup

Barefootsies · 02-12-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babebuns

gl finding someone : thumbsup

BradM · 02-12-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i love it when you say "backend work"

*wink wink*

Deej · 02-12-2009, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

mrkris and drocd ftw

Woot - consider the source as well

BusterBunny · 02-12-2009, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Brad when i touch myself i think of u

fuck now i have that divinyls song stuck in my head

JD · 02-12-2009, 03:27 PM

mrkris +100

Sly · 02-12-2009, 03:29 PM

AIM and ICQ constitute as excellent communication skills? LOL. Just found that funny...

webmasterchecks · 02-12-2009, 03:29 PM

no shit. saw the title and i understand where your coming from

uno · 02-12-2009, 03:30 PM

Most of the good coders I know are booked, but I can try to hook you up with a wiz in cancun. I'll hit you on icq with his contact info.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-12-2009, 03:35 PM

MrKris ftw!

BradM · 02-12-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

AIM and ICQ constitute as excellent communication skills? LOL. Just found that funny...

I'm saying if they communicate via those methods, they must be able to do so effectively, Sly.

Sly · 02-12-2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I'm saying if they communicate via those methods, they must be able to do so effectively, Sly.

I know what you meant, I just found it funny!

NetwErk GUrl · 02-12-2009, 03:42 PM

Mansion Productions has award winning programmers available who can work your projects for you with in reasonable deadlines. I know this doesn't sound like what you're looking for, because you're seeking a temp to perm sort of thing, but I wanted to offer an alternative to get your projects moving, in case you didn't find what you were looking for. We have years of experience pleasing our contracted customers and references available upon request.

Hit me up if this solution could work for you.

Ananda

StuartD · 02-12-2009, 03:51 PM

You know me, I am a coder myself and would never recommend someone that I didn't trust completely to get the job done and to you I say you can't possibly go wrong with....

mrkris.

Deej · 02-12-2009, 03:55 PM

i think its damn near unanimous

sandman! · 02-12-2009, 03:58 PM

no.............

Sosa · 02-12-2009, 04:26 PM

oh sandman. lol!

k0nr4d · 02-12-2009, 04:32 PM

another vote for mrkris, he's lookin for work last i heard

02-12-2009, 03:03 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Any coders here worth a fuck who will make deadlines? If you are a programmer who wants MONEY in exchange for COMPLETED services and you can provide references - please contact me. We have ongoing monthly contract work that can turn into a salaried job for the right motivated person. Please send me a resume and cover letter. You will be doing work for Fastsize.com, Roaringtiger.com (mostly backend work) and our new project. You will be allowed the luxury of challenging yourself using new technologies, while at the same time providing solid reliable tested code. Requirements: Advanced PHP/mysql Ability to seamlessly integrate code into completed site designs (HTML, CSS, Javascript) Excellent Communication Skills (IRC, AIM, ICQ) Monday to Friday 8am-5PM PST availability. Intermediate Redhat Ability to thoroughly test code before offering test/samples to us Common Sense Strong Work Ethic Dedication and a drive to solidify yourself with our company Additional Skills (not required): Perl Ruby on Rails Server Administration Email delivery system experience This will start as a contractual per-project job. After providing a strong track record with us, salary can be negotiated. Send your resume and cover letter (with project examples) to: [email protected] Note: This position is available for locals, or telecommuters.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i love it when you say "backend work"

02-12-2009, 03:09 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Brad when i touch myself i think of u

02-12-2009, 03:16 PM	#4
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