Congratulations to spacedog (part 1), AlienQ, MetaformX, jimthefiend, et al - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 06:31 PM

Jon Clark has officially surpassed you as the biggest loser/troll/self-destructing-train-wreck in the history of GFY.

There was a time when one could argue which of the 4 people listed (and a few others) were actually the greatest fail characters in GFY history, but now there is no question.

Jon Clark is the Michael Phelps of GFY losers. The Michael Jordan of GFY failures. The Bill Gates of fake GFY playa status. The Tiger Woods of internet tough-guys posting from their mother's basements. The Lance Armstrong of low self esteem people desperate to gain attention and feel important on an internet message board.

You sir, are the epitome of failure.

CyberHustler · 02-23-2009, 06:34 PM

Parked...

dial · 02-23-2009, 06:35 PM

is jon clark still posting? I didn't even notice him with FFVB installed

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 06:39 PM

FWIW.....I said spacedog (part 1) because the spacedog of a few years ago was a total fucking train wreck.

The one who came back, while still a few fries short of a happy meal, is nowhere near Jon Clark or AlienQ level.

Nicky · 02-23-2009, 06:40 PM

Hubba Bubba

HorseShit · 02-23-2009, 06:42 PM

he should be in shortly to show his $.25 rings

Barefootsies · 02-23-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Jon Clark is the Michael Phelps of GFY losers. The Michael Jordan of GFY failures. The Bill Gates of fake GFY playa status. The Tiger Woods of internet tough-guys posting from their mother's basements. The Lance Armstrong of low self esteem people desperate to gain attention and feel important on an internet message board.

You sir, are the epitome of failure.

Goddamn that's fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

pocketkangaroo · 02-23-2009, 06:46 PM

This is one of the funnier threads I've read in awhile. The Michael Phelps line almost had me spit up my soda.

spacedog · 02-23-2009, 06:49 PM

fucking dick!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-23-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

FWIW.....I said spacedog (part 1) because the spacedog of a few years ago was a total fucking train wreck.

The one who came back, while still a few fries short of a happy meal, is nowhere near Jon Clark or AlienQ level.

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-23-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

This is one of the funnier threads I've read in awhile. The Michael Phelps line almost had me spit up my soda.

You must be an occasional or infrequent reader.
Or just easily amused?

candyflip · 02-23-2009, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

How exactly does one glower?

You're spot on the list is rightfully earned.

collegeboobies · 02-23-2009, 06:57 PM

this is a big day on gfy

Thrawn$ · 02-23-2009, 06:58 PM

This is HILARIOUS!!!!

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 07:03 PM

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

I most interesting part about this post isn't that you tried to lump me in with your group to make yourself feel better. The most interesting part is that you conceded you're a moron but you're too much of a moron to realize that you did it.

GAMEFINEST · 02-23-2009, 07:08 PM

lol...funny shit

~Ray · 02-23-2009, 07:22 PM

you forgot doridori

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-23-2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

I most interesting part about this post isn't that you tried to lump me in with your group to make yourself feel better. The most interesting part is that you conceded you're a moron but you're too much of a moron to realize that you did it.

NO, I just do not think highly of myself. I know I am a moron, the first step is the hardest... Admitting there is a problem.

Maybe you should try and help yourself a little as well.

Bake · 02-23-2009, 07:30 PM

I miss the real space dog the self ownage was legendary

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

NO, I just do not think highly of myself. I know I am a moron, the first step is the hardest... Admitting there is a problem.

Maybe you should try and help yourself a little as well.

You're more delusional than I thought if you think that you and I are playing on the same field here.

Of course, I can't be sure which of your personalities this is coming from. You have enough of them to start your own softball league.

chupachups · 02-23-2009, 07:48 PM

Why Spacedog?

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupachups

Why Spacedog?

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.

Bored · 02-23-2009, 08:13 PM

This thread doesn't deliver, move along

StuartD · 02-23-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial

is jon clark still posting? I didn't even notice him with FFVB installed

It's strange, isn't it? I've caught myself a few times thinking "Wow, that person is still here?" simply because I forget the even exist!

devine · 02-23-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.

Diomed · 02-23-2009, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

self-admitted defeat

Diomed · 02-23-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I know I am a moron

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I know I am a moron

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I know I am a moron

That's refreshing.

Snake Doctor · 02-23-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.

And of course we can't forget the "I'm so scared and I need help" thread that the mods eventually locked because it got bumped every other month for years because of it's entertainment value.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=56419

Funny how the tough guys who threaten to kick everyone's ass are the ones that come crying and begging for help eventually. The similarities in pattern between guys like spacedog, jimthefiend, and Jon Clark are unnerving.
I swear I need to get a DSM and look it up. There has to be a clinical definition for what they have.

Barefootsies · 02-23-2009, 08:27 PM

_Richard_ · 02-23-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

.

gotta be the funniest thread ever

who · 02-23-2009, 09:39 PM

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dig420 · 02-23-2009, 09:48 PM

Not even close. Sexeducation was much worse, and imho Pathfinder is also a bigger debacle. Probably before your time.

Robocrop · 02-23-2009, 09:54 PM

We like it....but THEY LOVE IT!

who · 02-23-2009, 09:56 PM

ExLust · 02-23-2009, 10:40 PM

LOL that's funny

LeRoy · 02-23-2009, 11:19 PM

Oh my. What's next?

gimo33 · 02-23-2009, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devine

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2009, 04:52 AM

I am a 100% bona fide winner!

My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...

I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!

tony286 · 02-24-2009, 04:54 AM

that is too funny lol

polish_aristocrat · 02-24-2009, 04:57 AM

you forgot kak_azn

lazzlo · 02-24-2009, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

That was awesome cause it was so innocent, made me laugh! thanks!

candyflip · 02-24-2009, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a 100% bona fide winner!

My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...

I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!

The fact that you think this is just more proof that you're a moron.

All that big baller talk and you are pushing about 1 sale per day.

Yeah you win. You sure fooled EVERYONE.

StuartD · 02-24-2009, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am a 100% bona fide winner!

My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...

I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!

Yup, less and less people will do business with you every time you post... you win. We lose.

seeandsee · 02-24-2009, 07:13 AM

gfyyyyy!

Snake Doctor · 02-24-2009, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Not even close. Sexeducation was much worse, and imho Pathfinder is also a bigger debacle. Probably before your time.

No I was here for that, and they were train wrecks, they were just so long ago that I'd forgotten about them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

you forgot kak_azn

Yeah well title space limited me to only naming a few of my top GFY characters of all time. I couldn't possibly list them all.

As for biggest GFY laughing moment, what do you guys think that was?

I'm going to say Stephen Takacs. I almost peed my pants laughing that weekend.

Fletch XXX · 02-24-2009, 09:03 AM

"The Michael Phelps of GFY?"

He smoked a bong and won olympics, you saying Jon Clark is an olympian?

wjxxx · 02-24-2009, 09:05 AM

Congrats to the winners

SpeakEasy · 02-24-2009, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

Now that is Hilarious,

and true

Snake Doctor · 02-24-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

"The Michael Phelps of GFY?"

He smoked a bong and won olympics, you saying Jon Clark is an olympian?

I said the Michael Phelps of GFY losers

Him, failing on GFY, is like what Michael Phelps does in the pool. Nobody else can keep up with the fail.

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