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Old 03-02-2009, 08:17 AM   #1
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So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:18 AM   #2
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just had to share that with someone, in hopes something cool like that will happen one day before I die.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:19 AM   #3
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That would be pretty cool.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:23 AM   #4
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get a computer virus.

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Old 03-02-2009, 08:23 AM   #5
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:25 AM   #6
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it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
I'd be sending videos of my POV masturbation sessions.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:25 AM   #7
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So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.

Yes, but putting that roll of toilet paper up you ass to print would suck...
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:25 AM   #8
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:26 AM   #9
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your no fun, go make another tube site lol
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:32 AM   #10
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Damnit, no matter what I'm never first.
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Old 03-02-2009, 08:36 AM   #11
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So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:23 AM   #13
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why be controled by a machine?? is it to hard to close your own eyes?
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:31 AM   #14
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So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:42 AM   #15
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It sounds nice and possible, maybe in 10 or 15 years...

By the way, I want some of that your are smoking...
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yeah that would suck lol
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Old 03-02-2009, 10:54 AM   #17
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It sounds nice and possible, maybe in 10 or 15 years...

By the way, I want some of that your are smoking...
actually im sick and I took night time pills "benalyin or some shit" and my girlfriend was snoring all night.. and my son climbed in bed with us at 2am. and I stole his bed lol.
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actually im sick and I took night time pills "benalyin or some shit" and my girlfriend was snoring all night.. and my son climbed in bed with us at 2am. and I stole his bed lol.
That explains it then, sleeping in a kids bed = crazy whacked out ideas!
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That explains it then, sleeping in a kids bed = crazy whacked out ideas!
haha my 3 year old has a queensize.. bottom of a bunkbed.
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