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would you marry a hooker?
A buddy and I where just having this conversation,
well, would you? |
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why get married to anyone, hooker or otherwise? marriage is a legal contract in which you are giving away a shitload of rights for a long long long long time, no matter how nasty a person may change into.... the whole idea is crazy
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It does not sound appealing put in that light.
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yes I would...and then I would pimp her out!
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I know many that have, and many that will marry a hooker.
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YES for sure, it is better to marry a hocker than discover it after ;)
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Probably not.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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After living with my girl for almost 10 years, I wanted to do things in case anything happens to me she is taken care of. We are buying house together, so if something happens to me, its her etc... if all you see of marriage is "losing rights" then you really dont understand the concept of marriage. When you build a business and life together with someone from the ground up, just "living together" no longer cuts it after you have homes, businesses, and finances tied together for over a decade. You cant just live your whole life alone and never build a loving home, and possibly have kids with the attitude above. I didnt want to marry at one time too, but those things change as you age and realize the importance of having a companion with you through the hard times when your boys will foget you exist. guys can act as macho as they want, but I know when ive needed more than a "homie" my girl was there for me when friends forget you are alive. I also know my relationship is unlike many guys, my wife is a webmaster runs her own porn sites and makes her own money - if you want a slave find one, but a good woman is hard to find.
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Yes but only in one certain condition.
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Marrying a hooker? Why not try and catch a rainbow while you are at it. Are you on inhalants or something?
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Cant agree more... And you can pick a young & experienced one and you can compare before with friends... eventually!!! Diba? ![]()
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![]() ![]() I like this quote: 'what an annoying mad thing love is' - everything is possible
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Just the fact that you're combining "LOVE" with RELIGION and LAW is absolutely ridiculous.
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most likely no bitch would have alot of health issues
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I am just lucky that in my youthful exuberance I wasn't stupid enough to get a marriage contract so that when my urge to move on to regain my freedom became overwhelming it wasn't as big of a problem to leave. Life is too short to waste it with one partner ![]()
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thought it over a bit more, and I guess everyone is different and some people don't value their freedom as much as others, we are not all the same, so if you are happy with your position in life that is all that really matters, married or single
guess my strong words are due to the fact that I was close to fucking up and getting married a couple of times when I was younger and not as wise, and I am soooo glad I didn't fuck up then now that I look back.... it is so easy to make big mistakes like that when you are younger and then you are stuck with those decisions for life and that can really suck
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They are ALL hookers in one manner or another.
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Depends, is she a 20 dolla crack ho or a high end escort who can keep me in bling bling. And do I have to have sex with her?
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When I lived in Tangier a local cop once told me the joke that day down at the police station was the question "why had so many local attorneys married hookers." a lawyer passing by heard that and quipped, "they're the only ladies who truly have the pre-requisites required for the job."
no, I wouldnt marry a hooker unless it was to pimp her and i never had to sleep with her. wouldnt marry a lawyer either. lol |
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they had so much inside ... i am sorry but i was not born for hookers ...
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There would have to be something very special about her.
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Hell yeah, and I'd film her and start sites
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only if she still had a tight pussy
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you will have different idea when you make shit on yourself and have low hangers which touch the cold tile at aged 79 alone you will be |
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nope..............
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I love hookers! I've been married 4 times...first two were escorts.
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I don't think I would,they have emotional baggage and I couldn't trust them
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I don't think so..
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and when you or Achmed outlives one or the other you are going to have a hell of a lot harder time adapting if you were togther for decades then if you weren't weak in the first place ![]()
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if you married a hooker then one day you'd find yourself sneaking out to try to hire a wholesome wifey.
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The hook you at the altar
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why not
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Probably not.
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I'm with Robbie on this one.
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they are all hookers and we are all slaves , it just takes awhile to realise it
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Why would you? She is cheaper as a hooker and isn't there all the time.
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this is entertaining
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If she will pay the bills and i could sit on my fat ass, why not? |
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50 fools and their money
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