CrackWhore Sing-Along! - GoFuckYourself.com

JenniDahling · 03-08-2009, 02:11 PM

CrackWhore Theme Song<-----(click to hear)
Lyrics, Beats, Production - ytcracker

the name cracker jack - the crack ho magnet
pass out some crack and they let him tag it
they hit off the pipe and then he shag it
get a couple magnums and double bag it
hoes know that we like em cheap
i like to bust a nut then go to sleep
but sometimes they tell him stories
they are interesting and never boring

if a ho spits good gaaaaaame
we pass her some crack and we ask her naaaaaame
then she tell us how fucked up her life is
how her husband beats her cuz how cracked out his wife is
this is the real world - minus austin
dawsons creek - minus dawson
bitch got no teeth so you know she aint flossing
a rock and a half is all this ass costin

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )

let me tell you bout a whore named trisha
20 years old and a snatch thatll get ya
starting using H when she hit her teens
got busted for hooking in a vice sting
this sara girl pussy looks like roast beef
she could kill a fly with the smell of her queef
the bad and the ugly like lee van cleef
cracker jack is their pimp bitch thats a belief

then this bitch jeri shell let you bust in her
so her husband can eat it for dinner
laura shes a three hole hooker
seven years later and shes still a crack cooker
lindas on the crack whore diet
rock and dick all you do is supply it
20 bucks what it cost you to buy it
pretty cheap i suggest that you try it

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )

Enjoy this tune and enjoy a tour of some crack houses courtesy of CrackWhoreConfessions.com

Looks like they added some trash to bring out the orange in the Condemned sign

This one comes fully furnished

I'll take my sub on white, extra roaches, hold the mayo

If you want to scar your mind more, be sure to check out the site CrackWhoreConfessions

With stories like the America's Most Wanted Crackwhore

You can see why these insane confessions convert like crazy!!!!!

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-08-2009, 03:31 PM

that is some seriously funny shit

Due · 03-08-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that is some seriously funny shit

No that is some seriously scary shit

d-null · 03-08-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

that is some seriously funny shit

I don't see anything funny there??

fuzebox · 03-08-2009, 03:51 PM

I've been converting pretty good with CWC the last month or so

Dirty D · 03-08-2009, 04:06 PM

Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!
So, we also have www.GhettoConfessions.com (same content - same conversions)

Send 100 Rev Share sales before 12/15/2009 and get an extra $1,000.00

fuzebox · 03-08-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!

Pussies!

WinstonTriplexcash · 03-08-2009, 06:29 PM

Hahahaha, that shits funneh

JD · 03-08-2009, 06:55 PM

shoot me that ADX PM infoooooo plz

brassmonkey · 03-08-2009, 06:57 PM

ive seen crack fuck people up bad even death not too funny if u know people that were murdered over shit like that

Shey · 03-08-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!

Hmm, they probably have mommy issues... Site is great!

dougeetx · 03-08-2009, 07:25 PM

Am I getting older or what? That was pretty sad!

JenniDahling · 03-09-2009, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dougeetx

Am I getting older or what? That was pretty sad!

Naw, I still get squeemish when they edit the raw material, but that's the draw. I used to feel bad but sadly it is a choice, lifestyle and sickness all rolled into one.

tranza · 03-09-2009, 10:10 AM

So sad...

Reak AGV · 03-09-2009, 10:17 AM

That's some well setup scene

chelis · 03-09-2009, 11:39 AM

lol, funny stuff!

Super Mario · 03-09-2009, 01:10 PM

Mom... is that you??

JenniDahling · 03-09-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Super Mario

Mom... is that you??

So wrong... FUNNY, but wrong

ErosEscortNetwork · 03-09-2009, 02:44 PM

niiiiiice

graphicdude · 03-09-2009, 03:07 PM

It is like watching a train wreck you just can't look away...

munki · 03-09-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Mario

Mom... is that you??

CosmicTang · 03-09-2009, 04:05 PM

very tasteful. ;)

AaliyahLove · 03-09-2009, 04:07 PM

Oh I thought this thread was gna be about Pornstar Karaoke hehehehe

JenniDahling · 03-09-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Oh I thought this thread was gna be about Pornstar Karaoke hehehehe

Hi Beautiful! You looked amazing at the Xbiz Awards!

03-08-2009, 02:11 PM	#1
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