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Old 03-12-2009, 06:11 PM   #1
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Making love like the movies

The other night I was messing around with my girlfriend in hopes of getting some. After a little bit of foreplay she asks me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

I proceeded to stick it in her ass, and then pull it out and cum all over her face. When she finally regained her composure, she got mad as hell and then hit me.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.........
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:13 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:32 PM   #3
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:34 PM   #4
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No. that's pretty much right. You did good.
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:54 PM   #5
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Well played sir, well played....
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:56 PM   #6
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couldn't have done it better myself. way to go!!!
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:59 PM   #7
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hahahaha well done dude!! jajajaja
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:32 PM   #8
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:01 PM   #9
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Hahahahaaa, great, u made me laugh before I hit the sack, Thanks.
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:24 PM   #10
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Should have slapped the bitch back and put her in fucking place
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:40 PM   #11
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:10 AM   #12
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The other night I was messing around with my girlfriend in hopes of getting some. After a little bit of foreplay she asks me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

I proceeded to stick it in her ass, and then pull it out and cum all over her face. When she finally regained her composure, she got mad as hell and then hit me.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.........
better be careful doing that shit, she's going to get crazy in love with you and you'll never get rid of her
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:20 AM   #13
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:42 AM   #14
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that was a hilarious reading
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