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WarChild · 03-15-2009, 11:21 AM

It?s the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose dreams and moxie take him all the way to the All Valley Karate Championship. Of course, sadly, he loses in the final round to that nerd kid. But he learns an important lesson about gracefully accepting defeat.

03-15-2009, 11:22 AM

Now you're just stating the obvious. The Karate Kid is THE most epic movie around.

BusterBunny · 03-15-2009, 11:27 AM

took a sec but i get it...cobra kai fo life

cykoe6 · 03-15-2009, 11:27 AM

Get him a body bag! Yeeaaahh!!!!!!!!

cykoe6 · 03-15-2009, 11:29 AM

Sweep the Leg, Johnny!

WarChild · 03-15-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6

Sweep the Leg, Johnny!

If a man can't stand, he can't fight.

There is no fear in this Dojo.

Owner · 03-15-2009, 11:32 AM

Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?...No Sensei !!!

J. Falcon · 03-15-2009, 11:40 AM

I dont remember his losing in the end...

WarChild · 03-15-2009, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

I dont remember his losing in the end...

Ummm yeah he does.

The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo, loses in the finals to the dorky kid from New Jersey who doesn't even know karate.

BusterBunny · 03-15-2009, 11:48 AM

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03-15-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm yeah he does.

The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo, loses in the finals to the dorky kid from New Jersey who doesn't even know karate.

Epic fail.

J. Falcon · 03-15-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm yeah he does.

The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo, loses in the finals to the dorky kid from New Jersey who doesn't even know karate.

Ok now I get it

baddog · 03-15-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm yeah he does.

The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo, loses in the finals to the dorky kid from New Jersey who doesn't even know karate.

Have you actually seen the movie?

cykoe6 · 03-15-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Ummm yeah he does.

The Karate Kid, Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo, loses in the finals to the dorky kid from New Jersey who doesn't even know karate.

The saddest part is when Johnny congratulates the whiny little runt dork who does not know karate..........what kind of message does that send to kids...... that it is cool to be a whiny little runt dork who does not know karate?

420 · 03-15-2009, 11:57 AM

tony286 · 03-15-2009, 11:57 AM

there is no bad student only bad teacher.Teacher say student do

Meloman · 03-15-2009, 12:00 PM

I remember seeing Karate Kid when I was like 9 or 10. I took martial arts shortly afterwards and from that point forward never let anyone pick on me at school. Every school bully quickly realized I would fight back and therefore "not worth" messing with.

It's a corny movie, but it changed the life of a 10 year old, lol.

That movie always puts a smile on my face.

WarChild · 03-15-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have you actually seen the movie?

Yeah tons of times. What makes you think I haven't?

WarChild · 03-15-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6

The saddest part is when Johnny congratulates the whiny little runt dork who does not know karate..........what kind of message does that send to kids...... that it is cool to be a whiny little runt dork who does not know karate?

Yeah but that's the moral of the story: It's one thing to be handsome, popular and great at Karate, but the true winner can also accept defeat graciously. The Karate Kid learns a life lesson from that dorky kid and that sushi chef who's house he works on so he can get a ride to the tournament with him.

WarChild · 03-15-2009, 12:14 PM

Come to think of it there were a lot of movies with sad endings in the 80's and 90's.

Die Hard: The story about Hans Gruber. A charming, international bandit who's life work is spoiled by a corrupt off duty cop.. At the end he died hard. He’s the title character.

ET: Those terrorist kids help the alien escape foiling the millitary and putting the entire nation's security at risk. I believe this was a warning to parents to keep a better eye on their children but still it was a sad movie.

The only movie I can really think of from back then where the hero actually wins in the end is the first Rocky. Apollo Creed ends up beating the dirty Italian through hard work and heart but it's close.

cykoe6 · 03-15-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Die Hard: The story about Hans Gruber. A charming, international bandit who's life work is spoiled by a corrupt off duty cop.. At the end he died hard. He?s the title character.

Yea this one was particularly painful. Gruber is a dedicated idealist willing to risk his life to make the world a better place and he is ruthlessly killed by a drunken cop who believes in nothing. I guess the lesson is that even if you make huge sacrifices to try and make the world a better a place it is no guarantee that you wont be foiled by some lazy corrupt bureaucrat.

starpimps · 03-15-2009, 12:27 PM

i have started to watch hangover morning movies and karate kid vhs is top choice

Platinumpimp · 03-15-2009, 12:31 PM

Gotta love Mr Miyagi (Pat Morita) for his good acting. Too bad he's not among us anymore.

Wax on, wax off !!!

fuzebox · 03-15-2009, 12:33 PM

1 org laugh at the people who didn't get Warchilds point in the first post.

Andy CHOOPA · 03-15-2009, 01:20 PM

Fear Does Not Exist in this Dojo DOES IT?

NO SENSAI!!!

fris · 03-15-2009, 01:24 PM

John-ACWM · 03-15-2009, 01:32 PM

Indeed it is

qxm · 03-15-2009, 01:37 PM

I cried so many times to that movie ...

...... it was sooo bad but good at the time ....just epic..

</LOL>

Reak AGV · 03-15-2009, 01:45 PM

Seen it so many times it isnt epic anymore

d-null · 03-15-2009, 03:20 PM

that jumping straight kick from only one uninjured leg on the ground is always epic

alias · 03-15-2009, 03:23 PM

"strike first, strike hard, show no mercy"

Quagmire · 03-15-2009, 04:23 PM

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

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