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Ejaculated in sister-in-laws drink
Thats right, we had a little St Patties party and while my sister-in-law went to the restroom I ejaculated in her Irish cream drink. Watching her drinking my cum was one of the most erotic experiences ever.
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Did she ask for seconds or for the recipe?
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Did you jerk off watching it from around the corner?
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wtfffffffffff
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Pics or it never happened ??
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always knew you were a premature ejaculator .
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So Fucking Drunk
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No Refunds Issued.
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lets just hope that none of the GFY detectives put their skills to work and send her a link to this thread.
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Anon would already have the facebook, myspace, parents names, gps coords, etc etc etc.
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And now we have proof...right-wing nutballs are also creepers
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This is a great advertisement for black light drinking glasses.
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that is slightly disgusting!
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Work Work Work
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Nasty but funny as hell if true... reminds me of a story told to me by my onetime best friend concerning his uncle's newest babe.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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No you didn't. Fail.
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you were alone with heer when you did that ?
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Nice story too bad I think you're fully BS on this one. >;-))
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I prefer Xmas, when I get the chance to plant a 'surprise' amongst the 'Chocolate Logs'
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Hahaha...did you take pictures of that?
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He joked about doing something illegal he should be banned.
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sadistic but fuckin funny
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nasty, stupid, pointless, gloating, infantile. the kind of thing that makes women and normal men shake their head in disgust. |
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Keep us posted please!!!
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No you didn't.
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So...The day she will, she ll probably say: "Hey, I know you!"
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bullshit
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If you're joking -- as most of us suspect you are -- that's OK. This is still the most provocative and amusing thread of the week. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() or maybe was she very constipated .... at any rate it is disgusting Fortunately that was not a glass of beer ![]()
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No pictures = Bullshit
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Must be one of those one touch cookies I have read about.
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Sick perverted freak fuck..
So... How did this work?? Premature ejaculation ?? or what
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What actually happened was a news item flashed on tv at the party about how the stock market is recovering because of Obama's stimulous and Splum involuntarily squirted his cock snot at the thought of his man-crush doing so well and all the new threads he'd be able to make denying it.
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Hard to believe, but some freak friends I have used to do stuff like that at parties.
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sounds like crazy stuff
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She was so drunk, it was cute she would giggle while drinking and leave a little cream moustache on her upper lip.
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See Dirty Danza this thread is funny. Take notes.
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I need a beer
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Chicks dig that sort of thing
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