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Old 03-19-2009, 09:03 AM   #1
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Ejaculated in sister-in-laws drink

Thats right, we had a little St Patties party and while my sister-in-law went to the restroom I ejaculated in her Irish cream drink. Watching her drinking my cum was one of the most erotic experiences ever.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:04 AM   #2
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Did she ask for seconds or for the recipe?
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:04 AM   #3
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Did you jerk off watching it from around the corner?
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:05 AM   #4
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:06 AM   #5
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Pics or it never happened ??
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:06 AM   #6
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always knew you were a premature ejaculator .
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:06 AM   #7
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Thats right, we had a little St Patties party and while my sister-in-law went to the restroom I ejaculated in her Irish cream drink. Watching her drinking my cum was one of the most erotic experiences ever.


Thats entertainment.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:07 AM   #8
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:08 AM   #9
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lets just hope that none of the GFY detectives put their skills to work and send her a link to this thread.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:10 AM   #10
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lets just hope that none of the GFY detectives put their skills to work and send her a link to this thread.
Thats ok I think she secretly wants to suck my cock anyways.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:11 AM   #11
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lets just hope that none of the GFY detectives put their skills to work and send her a link to this thread.
sounds like a plan
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:13 AM   #12
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:18 AM   #13
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Anon would already have the facebook, myspace, parents names, gps coords, etc etc etc.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:20 AM   #14
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:21 AM   #15
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:35 AM   #16
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:05 AM   #17
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Video or it never happened...
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:24 AM   #18
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that is slightly disgusting!
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:34 AM   #19
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:34 AM   #20
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Nasty but funny as hell if true... reminds me of a story told to me by my onetime best friend concerning his uncle's newest babe.
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:36 AM   #21
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:40 AM   #22
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you were alone with heer when you did that ?
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:28 AM   #23
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Nice story too bad I think you're fully BS on this one. >;-))
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:39 AM   #24
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:09 PM   #25
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:28 PM   #27
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:30 PM   #28
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He joked about doing something illegal he should be banned.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:37 PM   #29
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:41 PM   #30
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Thats right, we had a little St Patties party and while my sister-in-law went to the restroom I ejaculated in her Irish cream drink. Watching her drinking my cum was one of the most erotic experiences ever.
yeah, that's about your fucking speed.

nasty, stupid, pointless, gloating, infantile.

the kind of thing that makes women and normal men shake their head in disgust.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:45 PM   #31
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Thats right, we had a little St Patties party and while my sister-in-law went to the restroom I ejaculated in her Irish cream drink. Watching her drinking my cum was one of the most erotic experiences ever.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:13 PM   #32
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hell yeah

one plan went wrong
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Yeah Wifey was oblivious. One day Im gonna nail her sis.
Keep us posted please!!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:19 PM   #34
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Thats ok I think she secretly wants to suck my cock anyways.
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Splum,

If you're joking -- as most of us suspect you are -- that's OK. This is still the most provocative and amusing thread of the week.
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always knew you were a premature ejaculator .


or maybe was she very constipated ....
at any rate it is disgusting

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So... How did this work?? Premature ejaculation ?? or what
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What actually happened was a news item flashed on tv at the party about how the stock market is recovering because of Obama's stimulous and Splum involuntarily squirted his cock snot at the thought of his man-crush doing so well and all the new threads he'd be able to make denying it.
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Hard to believe, but some freak friends I have used to do stuff like that at parties.
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:47 PM   #46
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She was so drunk, it was cute she would giggle while drinking and leave a little cream moustache on her upper lip.
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See Dirty Danza this thread is funny. Take notes.
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