Which antivirus programs can protect against the H1N1 virus? - GoFuckYourself.com

dav3 · 04-29-2009, 04:04 PM

I hear this virus might be huge, so I want to make sure that I'm protected. Which antivirus program should I use?

DrChango · 04-29-2009, 04:15 PM

definitely not Norton, it interferes with legitimate operations, so it might protect you from h1n1, but then mistake your pancreas for malware!

dav3 · 04-29-2009, 04:18 PM

Hrmm... Well how about Nod32? Do you think it will leave my pancreas be and eradicate the H1N1 bugs?

Diomed · 04-29-2009, 04:29 PM

Fuck Norton's in the face,

that's the one those cunts try to bypass when writing.

I would go with Avast, they seem to have really good updates.

Darkcrni · 04-29-2009, 04:42 PM

Ok here is the thing! For start you can use Nod! But on every 3-4 week install AVG,Kaspersky,Norton.......make a full sweep on your comp! And then if its all ok install Nod again, and that's it! And use some good firewall
Of course don't run two antivir softwares at the same time!!!

dav3 · 04-29-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkcrni

Ok here is the thing! For start you can use Nod! But on every 3-4 week install AVG,Kaspersky,Norton.......make a full sweep on your comp! And then if its all ok install Nod again, and that's it! And use some good firewall
Of course don't run two antivir softwares at the same time!!!

How about if I run Bitdefender's online scanner, then if it's clean, install Nod (or maybe Avira I hear it's a good one also)? Do you think I will be safe from the pig virii?

HorseShit · 04-29-2009, 05:17 PM

wow, some of you people have no clue

CyberHustler · 04-29-2009, 05:19 PM

avast..........

mikeyddddd · 04-29-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin

wow, some of you people have no clue

dav3 · 04-29-2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin

wow, some of you people have no clue

Well which antivirus do you suggest to protect my cpu and interenets from the H1N1 virus? I still haven't downloaded a new AV program yet, so I'm open for suggestions.

2012 · 04-29-2009, 07:58 PM

OG LennyT · 04-29-2009, 08:01 PM

bahahaa this thread delivers

dav3 · 04-29-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

is she the spokesperson for an antivirus company?

dav3 · 04-30-2009, 02:10 PM

I called Microsoft today and asked them which AV program I should get and they told me to call my ISP and ask them. So I call AOL and ask them what the best antivirus is for that new virus and they told me to get Avira cause it's got a high defection rate. They didn't seem to know about the H1N1 computer virus though. Kinda weird since it's been on the news a lot recently.

nexcom28 · 04-30-2009, 02:21 PM

tamiflu.exe is supposed to work

pornguy · 04-30-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Well which antivirus do you suggest to protect my cpu and interenets from the H1N1 virus? I still haven't downloaded a new AV program yet, so I'm open for suggestions.

Vitamin C..

Wash your hands often and dont let anyone sneeze or cough on you.

dav3 · 04-30-2009, 02:45 PM

Should I get a condom for my usb ports also?

Jakez · 04-30-2009, 04:24 PM

How about you just suck and should quit at being webmaster if you need an antivirus?

dav3 · 04-30-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

How about you just suck and should quit at being webmaster if you need an antivirus?

How do you know you aren't already infected with the H1N1 virus? Hell, Avira just picked up virus in my grazing sheep screensaver that I've been running for awhile. I never even suspected anything from it.

brassmonkey · 05-01-2009, 08:44 AM

stay indoors dont shake hands

Jakez · 05-01-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

How do you know you aren't already infected with the H1N1 virus? Hell, Avira just picked up virus in my grazing sheep screensaver that I've been running for awhile. I never even suspected anything from it.

Because I'm not a moron, and don't use stupid shit like a "grazing sheep screensaver" <- wtf?? Do you have a memory hogging desktop theme too with little kittens for your cursor? smh..

CyberHustler · 05-01-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Because I'm not a moron, and don't use stupid shit like a "grazing sheep screensaver" <- wtf?? Do you have a memory hogging desktop theme too with little kittens for your cursor? smh..

fatfoo · 05-01-2009, 08:51 PM

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dav3 · 05-01-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

Because I'm not a moron, and don't use stupid shit like a "grazing sheep screensaver" <- wtf?? Do you have a memory hogging desktop theme too with little kittens for your cursor? smh..

Is it normal for sounds from a screensaver to play while I'm browsing the webb? Like right now, I can hear those furry bastids saying 'baaa, feed me'. So I guess I'm supposed to activate the screensaver or somethign? Avira said it cleaned the virus out, so it can't be that.

wdzziomek · 05-01-2009, 11:10 PM

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