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MetaMan · 04-19-2009, 11:59 PM

health issues.

FACT
A PET CANNOT SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN INTERACTION

get out of your bubble there is a whole world out there.

FACT
IF YOUR PET IS YOUR FRIEND YOU HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES

if you watch what your pet is doing while they are are sleeping

FACT YOUR ARE MOST LIKELY A LOSER

seek help IMMEDIATELY.

Barefootsies · 04-20-2009, 12:08 AM

You left out all the dog owners who dress their 4 legged pal up in clothes, and little hats.

Then let them run around in a moving vehicle at 70 mph (no cage) just waiting to kill someone. I especially like it when the owner is also talking on a cell, eating a big mac, and smoking while driving. If you call that driving.

Farang · 04-20-2009, 12:13 AM

Please stfu already.

2012 · 04-20-2009, 12:49 AM

I think you're right on all counts. I am guilty

MindWaste · 04-20-2009, 12:52 AM

im even worse.. my parents pets are my best friends..

Persius · 04-20-2009, 12:53 AM

i think someones watching too much Tough love on vh1

MetaMan · 04-20-2009, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK

Please stfu already.

dont get upset i dont think your dog reads GFY.

SleazyDream · 04-20-2009, 01:04 AM

what if your pet is smarter then the people you associate with?

Skufty IS my best friend.

I told his mother when he was 6 weeks old I would always take care of him, been through a marriage, several girlfriends, a few homes but he's the ONE stable thing in my life.

I have no idea what I would do without him.

Max Potential · 04-20-2009, 01:17 AM

sounds to me like you need a new pet...

Mutt · 04-20-2009, 01:25 AM

you're mostly right - people whose ONLY friends are animals have psychological/social issues - that's alot different than somebody who says that their "best friend" is a pet

what those people mean is that their best friend pet is totally dependent on them, like a child, returns unconditional love and gratitude to them and is always there for them - which is a lot more than you can about human friends usually.

exceptions would be old people who have no family nearby or family that ignores them and their friends are gone - for them pets may truly be their best and only friends.

blogsy · 04-20-2009, 02:22 AM

Pets are a good investment....I look at them as an additional food source in the event of a nuclear war or something equally catastrophic...

seeandsee · 04-20-2009, 04:10 AM

I eat pets

CaptainHowdy · 04-20-2009, 07:02 AM

MetaMan is right once again... nature if for us to be dominated, not befriended.

sexandcash · 04-20-2009, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

you're mostly right - people whose ONLY friends are animals have psychological/social issues - that's alot different than somebody who says that their "best friend" is a pet

what those people mean is that their best friend pet is totally dependent on them, like a child, returns unconditional love and gratitude to them and is always there for them - which is a lot more than you can about human friends usually.

exceptions would be old people who have no family nearby or family that ignores them and their friends are gone - for them pets may truly be their best and only friends.

dogs always greet you with happy, faces.
They love you unconditionally no matter how much money you have, what you look like or where you're from.

A dog is a great friend but it shouldn't be your only friend

Meta Man is right that pets don't take the place of human interaction, but I think they certainly add to life in another, different but also very fulfilling way.

Platinumpimp · 04-20-2009, 07:36 AM

At least a dog or cat never lies.

gmr324 · 04-20-2009, 07:37 AM

I don't think it's fair to some of our friends' to compare their IQs to our pets' IQ.
Pets have an unfair advantage.

mineistaken · 04-20-2009, 07:46 AM

I have a dog, he is my 24th best friend LOL

BradM · 04-20-2009, 08:00 AM

I don't trust or like humans - and rightfully so. My cat has never let me down, flaked out on a meeting, stole from me or lied to my face.

Human beings are shit, I hate the human race and I could give a fuck if I am socially retarded to be honest.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Fact: if your dog or cat is your best friend you most likely suffer from mental health issues. FACT A PET CANNOT SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN INTERACTION get out of your bubble there is a whole world out there. FACT IF YOUR PET IS YOUR FRIEND YOU HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES if you watch what your pet is doing while they are are sleeping FACT YOUR ARE MOST LIKELY A LOSER seek help IMMEDIATELY.

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,485	Please stfu already.

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2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	I think you're right on all counts. I am guilty

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Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	i think someones watching too much Tough love on vh1

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	you're mostly right - people whose ONLY friends are animals have psychological/social issues - that's alot different than somebody who says that their "best friend" is a pet what those people mean is that their best friend pet is totally dependent on them, like a child, returns unconditional love and gratitude to them and is always there for them - which is a lot more than you can about human friends usually. exceptions would be old people who have no family nearby or family that ignores them and their friends are gone - for them pets may truly be their best and only friends. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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gmr324 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,199	I don't think it's fair to some of our friends' to compare their IQs to our pets' IQ. Pets have an unfair advantage.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	I have a dog, he is my 24th best friend LOL

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I don't trust or like humans - and rightfully so. My cat has never let me down, flaked out on a meeting, stole from me or lied to my face. Human beings are shit, I hate the human race and I could give a fuck if I am socially retarded to be honest.