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kmanrox · 04-23-2009, 08:18 AM

Please post a brief resume or summary of your qualifications. We'll be firing for the following positions:

General Webmaster
Programmer/Developer
Graphics Designer
Affiliate Managers

Thank you to all who reply. POST YOUR SUMMARY HERE.

**** DO NOT ICQ ME ****

Fletch XXX · 04-23-2009, 08:20 AM

I remember calling my last job (decade ago)and telling them I woldnt be coming in, they asked why... I said, "I made a bunch of money on the internet this week, more than I would if I came in, I dont think im gonna come in anymore"

they were dumfounded, I didnt even go in for my check, made em mail it to me.

Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

But hey, you can fire me Kman!

.:R I O:. · 04-23-2009, 08:23 AM

Remote or ? Working as general webmaster for 7years.

CaptainHowdy · 04-23-2009, 08:24 AM

You can't fire me because I QUIT!

mOrrI · 04-23-2009, 08:24 AM

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

C-Luv · 04-23-2009, 08:33 AM

Bump for jobs.

halfpint · 04-23-2009, 08:37 AM

Pick me... pick me..please

Forest · 04-23-2009, 08:40 AM

fuck you!

you cant fire me I quit!

nosey · 04-23-2009, 08:41 AM

asianseekerz · 04-23-2009, 08:49 AM

thats great grrrrrr

woj · 04-23-2009, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mOrrI

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

Dirty F · 04-23-2009, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .:R I O:.

Remote or ? Working as general webmaster for 7years.

And still you would apply for a 1500 a month job?

Wow.

Dirty F · 04-23-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mOrrI

Bump for ya....

What languages must the Programmer/Developer must have?

How about english.

Zuzana Designs · 04-23-2009, 09:07 AM

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

Ozarkz · 04-23-2009, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

You got flamed to hell and back i'm guessing?

Craigslist brings out the worst in people.

You should also really beware of hiring anyone for an Adult position from Craigslist. Lots of people will want to hurt you for being associated with adult.

LeRoy · 04-23-2009, 09:09 AM

Some good jobs for someone.

Those who were fired are bummin'

kmanrox · 04-23-2009, 09:13 AM

I just fired 1 VERY GOOD affiliate manager.. There IS ROOM for MORE vacant spots.

pornguy · 04-23-2009, 09:14 AM

Its amazing at how many NEED the job but either dont want it when offered or dont want to work for the money.

SKULL · 04-23-2009, 09:20 AM

I'll take the job if you accept webmasters to work remotely, I have been running www.traffic-trades.com and www.spicydollars.com for the past four years. I'll work cheap since I'm overseas contact admin at traffic-trades.com - staff at spicydollars.com or ICQ 102712681

Thanx

Vendzilla · 04-23-2009, 09:26 AM

General webmaster if remotely

SykkBoy · 04-23-2009, 09:54 AM

you can't fire me...I put out ;-)

04-23-2009, 10:02 AM

I once coded an automated firing script, problem was I had to beta test it :/

badcore · 04-23-2009, 10:52 AM

i wonder why they get fired

»Rob Content« · 04-23-2009, 10:55 AM

I am a very bad general manager

please let me go

brassmonkey · 04-23-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

Yngwie · 04-23-2009, 10:57 AM

I'd be interested in the General Webmaster or Affiliate Manager position if remotely. Feel free to email me at webmaster @ youngchickz.com or you can icq me at 16544251.

polish_aristocrat · 04-23-2009, 10:59 AM

ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhh

Vicious_B · 04-23-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

That is going to give me nightmares.

brassmonkey · 04-23-2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

That is going to give me nightmares.

OMG

hahahaha!!!!

Sly · 04-23-2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Jobs are good news.. I posted a job on craigslist last week for $10.00 an hour just to help me sort content and manage my sites.. You should hear some of the e-mails I get from people thinking when I say I need a webmaster they think I'm trying to hire some pro coder for $10.00 an hour.. I would have thought 300 people would want a job sorting content and updating my sites..

Good luck in your search K-man

People on CL can be totally retarded about jobs. I've gotten hate mail before... "you only pay $X and expect all of that work done in two hours?!" To be blunt, that exact attitude is probably why they are on CL looking for work.

Zyzz · 04-23-2009, 11:10 AM

Interested in designer/programmer if remotely. Hit me up dog{at}live{dot}com

nicanor14 · 04-23-2009, 11:24 AM

hit me up i am interested in designer position

Ozarkz · 04-23-2009, 11:26 AM

This thread is confusing.

JFK · 04-23-2009, 11:31 AM

reading and comprehension seems to be an issue in this thread

Chosen · 04-23-2009, 12:53 PM

So how many people were fired today?

justsexxx · 04-23-2009, 12:56 PM

Thanks for firing me.

Honez · 04-23-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

reading and comprehension seems to be an issue in this thread

It does

fusionx · 04-23-2009, 01:02 PM

I'd like to apply to be fired from the general manager job - the one you aren't offering today.

Please don't give me a salary of $130,000 per year plus benefits, and please don't give me an early termination package.

The contract must not state that I get to live in Thailand and fuck shemales on the company dime.

Relocation assistance will not be accepted.

Please have my COBRA documents signed and available on my first non-working day.

Thank you very much.

brassmonkey · 04-23-2009, 01:06 PM

kind of kool if you were hi

dsnow · 04-23-2009, 01:27 PM

do i get severance once im fired....

burntfilm · 04-23-2009, 01:32 PM

Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

kmanrox · 04-24-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burntfilm

Man, I get fired all the time, I'm pretty sure you fired me yourself 3 or 4 times, plus all the times I've fired myself... No matter how many times I get fired I still manage to have a fucking job.

I told you that you could always not have your original position back, any time bro! Just lmk and we'll work out the details

PornMD · 04-24-2009, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

Ive never been fired, I always quit lol

Heh, I've only ever had 1 job and I quit to run my business full-time. It's amazing all the lemmings in the world that take the spoonfed "work 30+ years" life and have the audacity to complain about it instead of strive for more out of their lives.

rowan · 04-24-2009, 12:27 AM

lol at the number of people missing the joke and wanting to work remotely

... or is it me that's missing it?

devine · 04-24-2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

oh my goodness where the fuck do you get these things?

Raf1 · 04-24-2009, 12:36 AM

I'd like to fire myself sometimes and just go on a long vacation for at least a year

adonthenet · 04-24-2009, 02:32 AM

A bump for ya

I would like to apply for an affiliate manager, if you still in lookup you can email me : happypuppy20 [at] gmail.com
so we can talk further more

blowme_DL · 04-24-2009, 02:54 AM

i want to be a graphic designer

but i dont want to be fired tommorow =) hhahhha

Nicky · 04-24-2009, 03:27 AM

lol at this and all replies

You can fire me if u want, probably general webmaster.

halfpint · 04-24-2009, 03:33 AM

Ill pop a cap in ur ass before you fire me

04-23-2009, 08:18 AM	#1
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04-23-2009, 08:33 AM	#6
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04-23-2009, 10:02 AM	#22
MrCodey Guest Posts: n/a	I once coded an automated firing script, problem was I had to beta test it :/

04-23-2009, 10:52 AM	#23
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04-23-2009, 10:55 AM	#24
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04-23-2009, 10:57 AM	#26
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	I'd be interested in the General Webmaster or Affiliate Manager position if remotely. Feel free to email me at webmaster @ youngchickz.com or you can icq me at 16544251. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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04-23-2009, 11:10 AM	#31
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04-23-2009, 11:24 AM	#32
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04-23-2009, 11:26 AM	#33
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04-23-2009, 11:31 AM	#34
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04-23-2009, 12:56 PM	#36
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04-23-2009, 01:02 PM	#38
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	I'd like to apply to be fired from the general manager job - the one you aren't offering today. Please don't give me a salary of $130,000 per year plus benefits, and please don't give me an early termination package. The contract must not state that I get to live in Thailand and fuck shemales on the company dime. Relocation assistance will not be accepted. Please have my COBRA documents signed and available on my first non-working day. Thank you very much.

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04-24-2009, 12:27 AM	#44
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	lol at the number of people missing the joke and wanting to work remotely ... or is it me that's missing it?

04-24-2009, 12:36 AM	#46
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04-24-2009, 02:32 AM	#47
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	A bump for ya I would like to apply for an affiliate manager, if you still in lookup you can email me : happypuppy20 [at] gmail.com so we can talk further more