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Old 04-25-2009, 09:51 AM   #1
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:mad Proven Fact: Do Not go out on the Ocean While Drunk at Night with Christians

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I when out too deep in the ocean and couldn't swim back, it kept on taking me.

After they helped me swin back to shore, they started preaching..

Fact #2 Do not preach to me while I'm drunk! because I'll tell u how it really is..
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:52 AM   #2
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fyi, I did not yet find your hangover bro
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:55 AM   #3
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Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I when out too deep in the ocean and couldn't swim back, it kept on taking me.

After they helped me swin back to shore, they started preaching..

Fact #2 Do not preach to me while I'm drunk! because I'll tell u how it really is..
how you ever crossed the rio grande is a mystery to me...

where were you trying to swim to freedom this time?
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Old 04-25-2009, 09:59 AM   #4
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:03 AM   #5
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When caught in a rip tide, swim parallel to shore to get out of it. Then you wont need to be rescued.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:07 AM   #6
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how you ever crossed the rio grande is a mystery to me...

where were you trying to swim to freedom this time?
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:10 AM   #7
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how you ever crossed the rio grande is a mystery to me...

where were you trying to swim to freedom this time?
Trust me, it amazes me too..

imagine trying to swim while u have 15+ pints of alcohol in your system..
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:11 AM   #8
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They should have let your stupid ass drown.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:19 AM   #9
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Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I when out too deep in the ocean and couldn't swim back, it kept on taking me.

After they helped me swin back to shore, they started preaching..

Fact #2 Do not preach to me while I'm drunk! because I'll tell u how it really is..
Hopefully they will remember your gratitude the next time.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:22 AM   #10
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AM I RIGHT GUYS?
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:45 AM   #11
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You should have at least offered them some Corona and free porn for saving your ass.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:48 AM   #12
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That's odd, you were drinking?
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:56 AM   #13
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That's odd, you were drinking?
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Old 04-25-2009, 11:08 AM   #14
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You should have at least offered them some Corona and free porn for saving your ass.
Fact #3 40% of Christians swear, and drink alcohol.
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Old 04-25-2009, 01:00 PM   #15
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You sound like a real smart person...swimming with 15 beers in you in the ocean.
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Old 04-25-2009, 06:21 PM   #16
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Maybe you shouldn't try to swim with a giant ass cheek in your mouth.
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Old 04-25-2009, 06:27 PM   #17
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Fact #3 40% of Christians swear, and drink alcohol.
LMAO my buddy is a preacher and runs a sect and drinks and parties pretty much harder then most people I know.
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Old 04-25-2009, 06:30 PM   #18
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Figure if someone goes out of their way to save my life and I am not taking it on purpose. They can say whatever the fuck they want to me after the fact. Call me names, preach to me, hell try to convert me to worshiping their pet rock. I would be fairly certain I would not mind and I would be courteous about it. Technically you owe them your life in my mind, that sort of should be a pretty big IOU at least.

PS you need to add the rest to your thread title to make it true. Proven fact:... , or you could die.
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