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After Shock Media · 04-26-2009, 05:56 PM

There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.

WiredGuy · 04-26-2009, 05:57 PM

hahaha, the story just got better and better.
WG

420 · 04-26-2009, 06:19 PM

that article has a great punchline

CaptainHowdy · 04-26-2009, 06:22 PM

Aaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

StuartD · 04-26-2009, 06:25 PM

That's awesome

mmcfadden · 04-26-2009, 06:26 PM

didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty

HomerSimpson · 04-26-2009, 06:29 PM

Loooooooooooooool

xxweekxx · 04-26-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.

who then?lol

Dvae · 04-26-2009, 06:34 PM

xxweekxx · 04-26-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

well apparently many people havent seen it including me

brassmonkey · 04-26-2009, 06:37 PM

damn aint no way im paying a guy to fuck my girl

$5 submissions · 04-26-2009, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.

Yep. Seems like someone has a cuckold fetish in the Soupolos household.

Dvae · 04-26-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

well apparently many people havent seen it including me

Its been posted several times in the last month.
Where have you been?

xxweekxx · 04-26-2009, 06:45 PM

working... something a lotta ppl here dont get to do :D

rowan · 04-26-2009, 07:11 PM

If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?

collegeboobies · 04-26-2009, 07:14 PM

he didnt fail to have sex... misleading title

Manowar · 04-26-2009, 08:02 PM

still fucking funny

After Shock Media · 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?

Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.

rowan · 04-26-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.

In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

(Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)

After Shock Media · 04-26-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

(Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)

OK did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently Germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

SomeCreep · 04-26-2009, 08:30 PM

72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.

$5 submissions · 04-26-2009, 08:33 PM

It seemed they didn't plan it out right. He should have timed when his wife got her period and consulted an OB GYN re when the optimal time for sex would be. He should then coordinate with his neighbor based on that schedule.

Manowar · 04-26-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by after shock media

ok did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

8,559.55 usd

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-26-2009, 08:52 PM

it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile!

Iron Fist · 04-26-2009, 09:06 PM

I'd give him half of the bills in cash ripped in half and give him the other half of the bills when there is conception

Problem solved.

GatorB · 04-26-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.

Actually about 12 ounces.

GatorB · 04-26-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile!

No it was better this way because he then found out he wasn't the daddy of the 2 kids he's been raising and his wife is a whore.

HerPimp · 04-26-2009, 09:27 PM

Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.

ExLust · 04-26-2009, 09:31 PM

Hahahaha, nice read.

LoveSandra · 04-26-2009, 10:04 PM

ahahahah..funny shit

BeaverJoe · 04-26-2009, 10:19 PM

welcome to the interwebs!

badpuma · 04-26-2009, 10:36 PM

thats the funniest shit i have heard all week

uno · 04-26-2009, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty

Cocaine, speed, or ecstasy? or possibly drunk?

uno · 04-26-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HerPimp

Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.

Totally, just turkey baster that shit.

sexandcash · 04-27-2009, 12:02 AM

Wow....that story delivers....

tiger · 04-27-2009, 12:14 AM

hahah, that was fucking great.

Raf1 · 04-27-2009, 01:01 AM

hehehe, that's a good story. A lot of ownage there

NickB. · 04-27-2009, 01:56 AM

hahahahah fucking classic

SleazyDream · 04-27-2009, 02:03 AM

don't live near them - seems all the guys are sterile there

Drake · 04-27-2009, 03:38 AM

Makes you wonder how many guys are raising kids that aren't there own lol

Bojangles · 04-27-2009, 04:02 AM

hahahahahaha

Roby · 04-27-2009, 06:24 AM

funny story thanks !!!

tranza · 04-27-2009, 06:48 AM

Hahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahahha

seeandsee · 04-27-2009, 06:55 AM

interesting shit

Farang · 04-27-2009, 06:56 AM

Serial Pervert · 04-27-2009, 07:03 AM

hahaha, nice story..

pornguy · 04-27-2009, 07:07 AM

saw that a couple of days ago. Kind of funny though

AGS-17 · 04-27-2009, 10:07 AM

Funny

Nicky · 04-27-2009, 10:12 AM

Oh man that story had another twist to it too LOL

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