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Old 04-26-2009, 05:48 PM   #1
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Old 04-26-2009, 05:56 PM   #2
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There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.
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Old 04-26-2009, 05:57 PM   #3
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hahaha, the story just got better and better.
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:19 PM   #4
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that article has a great punchline
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:22 PM   #5
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:25 PM   #6
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:26 PM   #7
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didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:31 PM   #9
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There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.
who then?lol
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:34 PM   #10
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:37 PM   #11
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well apparently many people havent seen it including me
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:41 PM   #13
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There is hidden ownage in that article and it not is either dude, nor the former beauty queen.
Yep. Seems like someone has a cuckold fetish in the Soupolos household.
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:44 PM   #14
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well apparently many people havent seen it including me
Its been posted several times in the last month.
Where have you been?
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Old 04-26-2009, 06:45 PM   #15
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working... something a lotta ppl here dont get to do :D
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If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?
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he didnt fail to have sex... misleading title
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM   #19
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If he's willing to spend $2500 for his neighbour to stick his dick in his wife why wouldn't they just do IVF?
Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.
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Because the average cost is around 12k per cycle.
In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

(Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:20 PM   #21
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In your neck of the woods, sure... but what about Germany?

(Doesn't cost anywhere near that in AU, FWIW.)
OK did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently Germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.
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72 times? That's like a gallon of jizz.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:33 PM   #23
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It seemed they didn't plan it out right. He should have timed when his wife got her period and consulted an OB GYN re when the optimal time for sex would be. He should then coordinate with his neighbor based on that schedule.
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ok did quick check, about 6500.00 euro's per cycle and apparently germany is the mecca of that shit. Someone else can convert the euro to dollar for average.

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Old 04-26-2009, 08:52 PM   #25
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it would have been even better if he knew he was sterile!
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I'd give him half of the bills in cash ripped in half and give him the other half of the bills when there is conception

Problem solved.
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Old 04-26-2009, 09:10 PM   #27
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Actually about 12 ounces.
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No it was better this way because he then found out he wasn't the daddy of the 2 kids he's been raising and his wife is a whore.
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Could have just tried buying his sperm, he wanted his wife to take it.
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didn't this story make headlines about a month ago?

BTW... I fucked last night and could not bust a nut... I tried and tried. The last was she got on top and screamed "Fuck me mikey... how about I stick my finger up you ass"

Still nothing... oh well. We both got really sweaty
Cocaine, speed, or ecstasy? or possibly drunk?
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:47 PM   #35
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Totally, just turkey baster that shit.
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Wow....that story delivers....
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hehehe, that's a good story. A lot of ownage there
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don't live near them - seems all the guys are sterile there
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Makes you wonder how many guys are raising kids that aren't there own lol
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saw that a couple of days ago. Kind of funny though
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Oh man that story had another twist to it too LOL
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