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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-27-2009, 10:02 PM

I don't know if it is possible but it just snapped and now it hurts like sob. What should I do?

lacuna · 04-27-2009, 10:08 PM

I think you mean "broke"...?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-27-2009, 10:12 PM

Yes. I was typing with one hand.

lacuna · 04-27-2009, 10:13 PM

LOL

Damn... what were you doing with it at the time?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-27-2009, 10:46 PM

I was taking care of my need and it snapped

Diomed · 04-27-2009, 11:02 PM

I don't know if your joking or not,

but you really can break your penis.

If you did I don't think it's a fixable condition, but I could be wrong

halfpint · 04-27-2009, 11:07 PM

Did it bend a lot before it broke ..ouch

Rangermoore · 04-27-2009, 11:08 PM

Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

hankphone · 04-27-2009, 11:09 PM

u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do

halfpint · 04-27-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hankphone

u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do

That avatar of yours is fucking sick

eroticsexxx · 04-27-2009, 11:26 PM

Man...tough break

Get it checked or you could be a candidate for Peyronie's disease

"Peyronie's disease is more common after injury to the penis, such as penile fracture or forceful bending of the erect penis."

lacuna · 04-27-2009, 11:28 PM

Oh man this is turning into a depressing thread...

SleazyDream · 04-27-2009, 11:30 PM

time for a sex change

Manowar · 04-27-2009, 11:34 PM

snapped in half? fuck

Iron Fist · 04-28-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed

I don't know if your joking or not

wow... i can't even comment on that comment.

sexandcash · 04-28-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

wow... i can't even comment on that comment.

Jack Sparrow · 04-28-2009, 12:57 AM

If true, you should either be in hospital now wtih a surgeon fixing the shit up, or you can savely say your now officially better of trying to be a woman.

John-ACWM · 04-28-2009, 04:50 AM

Go to the hospital,really....

HorseShit · 04-28-2009, 05:02 AM

My cock is way too big and gets way too hard to break, my cock is so nice this could never happen to it, good luck to you though, I'm sure you'll need it

ExLust · 04-28-2009, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore

Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

Sarah_Jayne · 04-28-2009, 07:01 AM

bloking your penis may just qualify as gay

mikeyddddd · 04-28-2009, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

I think I just bloke my penis.

SonOfaBeach · 04-28-2009, 07:28 AM

Just snap it back in the other direction...

hjnet · 04-28-2009, 07:51 AM

Evolution 1, Samir 0

C-Luv · 04-28-2009, 07:56 AM

That doesn't sound very good : (

Neon Dollars Daniel · 04-28-2009, 08:09 AM

You will need some internal stitches and stuff... should be fun

seeandsee · 04-28-2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

Yes. I was typing with one hand.

qxm · 04-28-2009, 08:18 AM

It is times like this when crazy glue comes in handy

UFGators2007 · 04-28-2009, 08:47 AM

Whatever you do...do not...I repeat...do not go to see a doctor about it. Nothing good will come from that. You should spend the day surfing the web for articles that come close to your problem and use their solutions, no matter how wrong they may be.

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