Help me get on the dragons den and i will help you win out against "illegal" tubes - GoFuckYourself.com

gideongallery · 04-28-2009, 11:56 AM

as many of you guys know i have repeatedly defended the legality of "illegal tube sites" and advocated the changes necessary to succeed when they run.

Many people have repeatedly said that they would only work in mainstream, something which a disagree with since i tested/discovered those techniques using adult content as the base.

Our company is up for a shot on to appear on the dragons den and we figuire a full pitch (7.5 minutes) on the air given current buy rates would be worth more that 13 million dollars worth of free publicity (given bit torrent download rates for the show + tv viewings).

Given this value if we get on the air, i will produce a tutorial teaching people many of these discovered techniques that will allow you to

minimize the amount of content that appears on the tube site.
get tons of profitable signups when such "theft" does occur.
Recover the loses from other areas

please vote for my pitch on the dragon's den contest

http://bit.ly/YA7ag

retweet it to your followers, send it to your fans etc.

PS. If you like a show that has been timeshifted to death this is a way to save it
our solution provides

a revenue stream that subsidizes the production of the show
allows the show to be cross promoted amoung normally unavailable content (cancelled show, shows on other networks, shows airing at different times during the schedule)
provides producers with stats about stick rate of the show with different lead in allowing to more effectively moved to an appropriate network after a more appropriate show.

halfpint · 04-28-2009, 12:04 PM

LOL I hope you have permission from the original producers to use "Radio killed the video star"

Goodluck on Dragons Den hope you get on the show

halfpint · 04-28-2009, 12:11 PM

"Video killed the radio star" rather.. lol

quantum-x · 04-28-2009, 12:20 PM

Jesus.
Where to begin.

I'll settle with saying that "internet" has a "t" in it. Innnernet killed what now?

Agent 488 · 04-28-2009, 01:10 PM

whos the chick?

gideongallery · 04-28-2009, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

whos the chick?

lucciana costa she was a singer who i hired to sing the parody for me.

she is credited as the singer at the end of the video

papill0n · 04-28-2009, 02:36 PM

no offense man but if you think that is going to get you on the dragons den then you are out of your mind

gideongallery · 04-28-2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

no offense man but if you think that is going to get you on the dragons den then you are out of your mind

had to throw something together pretty quickly, biggest problem is that it an overly techical issue.

There are more then 60 things you have to do right if you want to successfully compete with the pirates ripping your show and put it on torrents

there 63 things you can do that can give you competitive advantage that they can't do because it would publically expose them to procecution.

I need something quick and dirty that i could push virally within the bit torrent community. IT purpose is just to get votes, not to get the money, that pitch is a completely different animal.

quantum-x · 04-28-2009, 05:01 PM

..and that abortion was better than you putting on some nice clothes, shooting w/ a proper mic and saying:

"Hey, I'm so and so. I've worked out how to stop online piracy.
My software has over 60 variables it manages to improve all aspects of online profitability"

?

Robbie · 04-28-2009, 05:10 PM

Gideon...I just don't know what to think of you anymore.

Do you really think YOU are so smart that you have figured out a way to teach ME or any of dozens of guys I know in this business who are incredibly smart and intelligent how to make money? LOL

Sometimes your sheer arrogance and complete detachment from reality are just jaw dropping. I think that's why I kinda like you now. At first you just pissed me off with your never ending torrent bullshit.

But after a while it became apparent that you really do believe the insanity that spews out of your keyboard.

And then you kinda grew on me. Like a venereal wart.

Good luck. I actually hope you DO get on Dragons Den and have some fun.

I'll vote for you just because you have wormed your pathetic, full of shit, insane ass into my cold heart. But I'll decline the use of your "tutorial" I usually reserve being "taught" something by someone with a proven track record of success or at least someone actually IN this business. lol

quantum-x · 04-28-2009, 05:14 PM

..I can't stop watching this.
I love how the main 'business plan' is presented whilst being squished out of the way by rolling credits :D :D

gideongallery · 04-28-2009, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

..and that abortion was better than you putting on some nice clothes, shooting w/ a proper mic and saying:

"Hey, I'm so and so. I've worked out how to stop online piracy.
My software has over 60 variables it manages to improve all aspects of online profitability"

?

when i pitched it live in windsor that they type of pitch i made.
the producers didn't believe me when i told them that 1, 975, 652 people download the episodes of their shows via bit torrent because the viewership of the show on tv was 770,000.

They didn't realize that dragon's den canada gets a huge bump foreign downloaders who are looking for dragon's den UK and seeing the dragons den canada directly above in the show list and choosing to download all the seasons that they can find.

that was targeted to the demo of the downloaders from torrent sites. Cutesy crap that appeals to them, something they would pass around to their friends, something that appears to be one of them talking to you.

Look at some of the clips from the documentaries which feature the pirate bay talking about their profitablity.

If i get on the dragons den it will be because i proved that marketplace can be sold with branding bugs concept.

quantum-x · 04-28-2009, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

that was targeted to the demo of the downloaders from torrent sites. Cutesy crap that appeals to them, something they would pass around to their friends, something that appears to be one of them talking to you.

gideongallery · 04-29-2009, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

check out http://torrentfreak.tv/ if you don't believe me

quantum-x · 04-29-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

check out http://torrentfreak.tv/ if you don't believe me

I see nothing 'cutesy crap' on that site. I see well produced videos though

papill0n · 04-29-2009, 04:23 PM

but how is that going to get you on the dragons den?

wouldn't you pitch a video that targeted rich,intelligent entrepreneurs who have the cash you want?

gideongallery · 04-29-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

but how is that going to get you on the dragons den?

wouldn't you pitch a video that targeted rich,intelligent entrepreneurs who have the cash you want?

the purpose is to get people to vote for you to appear on the den not to ask for money.
I didn't mention the amount of money i wanted or what i was going to do with it
That would come later on the air.

quantum-x · 04-29-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

the purpose is to get people to vote for you to appear on the den not to ask for money.
I didn't mention the amount of money i wanted or what i was going to do with it
That would come later on the air.

I'm bumping this, just because I want to see how long you'll keep talking to yourself.

brassmonkey · 04-29-2009, 06:09 PM

good luck with that

04-28-2009, 11:56 AM	#1
gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	Help me get on the dragons den and i will help you win out against "illegal" tubes as many of you guys know i have repeatedly defended the legality of "illegal tube sites" and advocated the changes necessary to succeed when they run. Many people have repeatedly said that they would only work in mainstream, something which a disagree with since i tested/discovered those techniques using adult content as the base. Our company is up for a shot on to appear on the dragons den and we figuire a full pitch (7.5 minutes) on the air given current buy rates would be worth more that 13 million dollars worth of free publicity (given bit torrent download rates for the show + tv viewings). Given this value if we get on the air, i will produce a tutorial teaching people many of these discovered techniques that will allow you to minimize the amount of content that appears on the tube site. get tons of profitable signups when such "theft" does occur. Recover the loses from other areas please vote for my pitch on the dragon's den contest http://bit.ly/YA7ag retweet it to your followers, send it to your fans etc. PS. If you like a show that has been timeshifted to death this is a way to save it our solution provides a revenue stream that subsidizes the production of the show allows the show to be cross promoted amoung normally unavailable content (cancelled show, shows on other networks, shows airing at different times during the schedule) provides producers with stats about stick rate of the show with different lead in allowing to more effectively moved to an appropriate network after a more appropriate show. __________________ “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

04-28-2009, 12:04 PM	#2
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04-28-2009, 05:01 PM	#9
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	..and that abortion was better than you putting on some nice clothes, shooting w/ a proper mic and saying: "Hey, I'm so and so. I've worked out how to stop online piracy. My software has over 60 variables it manages to improve all aspects of online profitability" ? __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

04-28-2009, 01:10 PM	#5
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	whos the chick?

04-28-2009, 02:36 PM	#7
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	no offense man but if you think that is going to get you on the dragons den then you are out of your mind

04-28-2009, 05:10 PM	#10
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,958	Gideon...I just don't know what to think of you anymore. Do you really think YOU are so smart that you have figured out a way to teach ME or any of dozens of guys I know in this business who are incredibly smart and intelligent how to make money? LOL Sometimes your sheer arrogance and complete detachment from reality are just jaw dropping. I think that's why I kinda like you now. At first you just pissed me off with your never ending torrent bullshit. But after a while it became apparent that you really do believe the insanity that spews out of your keyboard. And then you kinda grew on me. Like a venereal wart. Good luck. I actually hope you DO get on Dragons Den and have some fun. I'll vote for you just because you have wormed your pathetic, full of shit, insane ass into my cold heart. But I'll decline the use of your "tutorial" I usually reserve being "taught" something by someone with a proven track record of success or at least someone actually IN this business. lol __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

04-28-2009, 05:14 PM	#11
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	..I can't stop watching this. I love how the main 'business plan' is presented whilst being squished out of the way by rolling credits :D :D __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

04-29-2009, 04:23 PM	#16
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	but how is that going to get you on the dragons den? wouldn't you pitch a video that targeted rich,intelligent entrepreneurs who have the cash you want?

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