How do you make yourself burp? - GoFuckYourself.com

KittyLix · 04-29-2009, 07:49 PM

seriously i can't do it on command like most people.....wtf do you do to burp besides drinking a gallon of Dr pepper?

Agent 488 · 04-29-2009, 07:51 PM

Marcus Aurelius · 04-29-2009, 07:55 PM

gulp in and swallow air.

KittyLix · 04-29-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

omg! dad!? lol

KittyLix · 04-29-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

gulp in and swallow air.

Mel_TNVCash · 04-29-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KittyLix

omg! dad!? lol

thus is the blue man he got this way eating silver for years......they call him papa smurf

Oh you swallow .......air

AaliyahLove · 04-29-2009, 10:48 PM

I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe

KittyLix · 04-29-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I can't do it no matte rhow hard I try1 And I literally had a "burp fetish" guy take me pvt and demand that I burp/fart on command. I couldn't deliver, and he clicked out, I lost the sale cause I can't burp on command hehe

yah i still can't either

even googled steps on how to burp on command LOL apprently to suck air and force it out takes practice hehehehe.... heres what i found for "steps" any how

Sit, stand straight, your lungs need to be fully extended.
Suck air into your mouth.
Swallow the air.
You will be able to feel it in your throat if you do it right, at the very bottom.(try to breath in then close your windpipe or throat but keep trying to breathe in hard and some air will slip into your esophagus then swallow it.)
Flex abs-stomach muscles to push the burp out.
Understand that the more air you suck in, the bigger the burp. It takes practice.

MetaMan · 04-29-2009, 11:34 PM

smoke crack.

Platinumpimp · 04-29-2009, 11:43 PM

Drink a coke

hjnet · 04-30-2009, 01:10 AM

Practice, Practice, Practice, but one you start you can't stop

Matt 26z · 04-30-2009, 01:40 AM

Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

2012 · 04-30-2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

KittyLix · 04-30-2009, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Burping on command is nothing. Learn the art of farting on command.

Get on your knees on the floor, head down and ass up. Now relax your ass with your legs spread some and suck your stomach in a certain way. If you do this just right, your asshole will come open and air will rush in. Now blow it in and out a few times to get the air fully loaded. Close your hole tight, walk into the next room and rip the biggest horse fart anyone has ever heard.

LMAO this is awesome! will be using this in the near future

seeandsee · 04-30-2009, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

I just saw this one shit on Oprah this morning going over channels, wtf is that shit???

LoveSandra · 04-30-2009, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

ExLust · 04-30-2009, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

gulp in and swallow air.

And practice.

Darkcrni · 04-30-2009, 09:06 AM

You dont want to know!

Tom_PM · 04-30-2009, 09:16 AM

Not sure it's something you can learn. It's a gift! lol

brassmonkey · 04-30-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

he drank too much grape soda "you are what you eat"

no really he has metal in his blood Silver and Selenium i think

jaycontentbandit · 04-30-2009, 01:04 PM

Drink Seltzer that will get the burp going

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