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Old 04-30-2009, 12:07 PM   #1
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My ex just called

Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

I love it how women speak in code.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:08 PM   #2
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let's see some pics.

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Old 04-30-2009, 12:08 PM   #3
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:10 PM   #5
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Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:11 PM   #6
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Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

I love it how women speak in code.
Make sure she shaves first
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:11 PM   #7
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:13 PM   #9
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:13 PM   #10
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Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?
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BP4L bitches!!

yea, I cater to other webmasters and programs in my off time from the movie making scene...
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:17 PM   #11
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exgirlfriends... they always call, email erotic photos and speak in codes
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:19 PM   #12
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happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:21 PM   #13
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:22 PM   #14
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:22 PM   #15
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happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:25 PM   #16
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Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:27 PM   #17
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Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
no but the last chick put a hole in my fuckin roof, the pressure from her squirting so hard blasted her into the fuckin air!
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:27 PM   #18
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:28 PM   #19
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:29 PM   #20
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they would rather fuck the devil they know than the one they don't.
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Metadork, did you ever had a girl fart in your face while doing a sixtyniner?
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:30 PM   #22
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No Fronk but nexttime you are wondering why your chick is queefin so much its because my big dank just got finished pluggin her hole.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:31 PM   #23
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:35 PM   #24
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Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:49 PM   #29
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The only way you can come up with things like that is if it happened to you.
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Asking what i'm doing.

That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

I love it how women speak in code.
my experience... the ex calls while she's getting drunk.
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Actually no, a friend of mine was here the other day saying it happened to him, thus being locked into the memory banks.

I was for sure with all the mad tail Metaman pulls in that he has encountered such a scenario by now....
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