Goodbye Capitalism

[Snake Doctor]

Good riddance.

[Porn Farmer]

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer

[BFT3K]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[hypedough]

LOL nice sig.

[12clicks]

When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

[2012]

seeya on the laterrrrz

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America.

[GrouchyAdmin]

Sweet lord I love your sig.

[12clicks]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America.

And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.

[mozadek]

Thank you Obama.

[BFT3K]

Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

[2012]

Originally Posted by mozadek

Thank you Obama.

did you think a "President" was going to help you? Why do you guys have it so wrong ...

[GrouchyAdmin]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.

Just knowing that you take time out of your day to think of me gives me a throbbing erection.

[the.drunk]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.

you tell em

[Fat Panda]

USA = Capitalism

If you have ever thought that you are a complete fucking idiot!

[Mr Pheer]

this is fuckin funny

[xxxdesign-net]

welcome what? lol

[MetaMan]

Lenny2 is a faggot

[The Demon]

Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

[Snake Doctor]

BTW, I just made this thread because I saw this headline on the TV that was playing fox news while I was at the gym today.

Headline was "Goodbye Capitalism?"

And then Dick Morris was on, and I don't know what they were talking about because the captions weren't on and I was listening to my ipod, but the marquee at the bottom said things like

"Morris: Under Obama, CO's will no longer operate in the interest of their shareholders or employees"

"Morris: Under Obama, companies will be run by bureaucrats in Washington"

and I'm thinking WTF?
Obama's been in office like 4 months now, he hasn't even gotten started yet. If they're crying socialism over the stuff that's happening now, what the hell are they going to say when health care reform passes? or card check? or anything else?

Poor bastards must just be out of ideas. They've been trying to play the socialist card since October, and it still hasn't even nicked Obama. Republicans may be going the way of the Whigs.

[The Demon]

Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by The Demon

Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

[mikeyddddd]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

[The Demon]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by The Demon

Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by The Demon

Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

You mean unrelated things like health care reform and getting rid of the dollar in favor of gold?


Jesus, you fuckers make this too easy.

[The Demon]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.

See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

[2012]

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by The Demon

See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

I have never said anything about replacing the dollar with gold or anything else, nor have I read or heard anything about this from any credible news organization.

Obviously I don't have the secret conservative decoder ring that explains how health care reform and getting rid of the dollar are related and are strictly the purview of conspiracy theorists.

[The Demon]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.

If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

[mikeyddddd]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

You're too fast for me Mikey. I don't have a joke for that one yet.

[2012]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Good riddance.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HY7wuV_C1oI

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by fartfly

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HY7wuV_C1oI

Nice flashback song fartfly. Totally random of course, as it has nothing to do with anything that is getting discussed here, but still a cool song.

Here it is for those who are too lazy to click the link...

[2012]

yeah I like that one

[StuartD]

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by 12clicks

When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

When you run out of goats to fuck( because they died of goat AIDS ) how will you get laid?

[raven1083]

pretty nice sig!

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by The Demon

Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.

If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.

Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.

Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.

IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.

Welcome to Sweden beyotch.

[The Demon]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Look punk, just because Rush and Hannity tell you that liberals are stupid and conservatives are smart doesn't mean you won't get your ass owned trying to discuss issues in here.

Seeing as how I don't listen to Rush or Hannity, they can't really tell me much. No, the idea that liberals are generally stupid is from personal experience and seeing how the world has worked in the 20th century. And I WISH someone here was smart enough to own me, unfortunately your realm is porn and that's all you know.

Someone who thinks health care reform and getting rid of our national currency are interrelated really needs to be careful throwing around insults about intellectual capacity.

So much for your reading comprehension. Re-read what I wrote regarding that. I guess me getting owned isn't going to be a problem.

IF you don't think health cae reform will pass this year, then you've obviously been living under a rock and haven't kept yourself abreast of current events.
At this point even staunch conservatives in congress concede that they won't be able to stop a bill from passing, the best they'll be able to do is slightly affect the final bill through the amendment process and negotiations with the democratic leadership.

Wow, way to own me dumbshit. "If you don't think (insert position here), you're (insert insult here). Damn, this was too easy.

[Snake Doctor]

Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.

I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.

It was all laid out in this thread. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=902290

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Ok I think I've figured out the "can't lose GFY debate strategy" in 10 simple steps.

1) Claim that links to opinion pieces you post are actually facts

2) Claim that the other guy's links to factual pieces are opinions

3) Constantly remind the other guy that you've owned him, whether you really have or not.

4) Whenever the other guys makes a point, tell him that he has no proof.

5) If the other guy posts proof, see step #2

6) Remind the other guy that you've owned him again

7) Claim the other guy has contradicted himself, even if he hasn't

8) Remind him again how badly you're owning him

9) Try to use as many words as possible no matter how small your point. If you're calling a guy an idiot, don't just call him an idiot, call him a dumb, uneducated, moronic, idiotic idiot. Act like an autistic guy with a thesaurus.

10) Don't let the other guy forget the massive ownage

Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.

[dav3]

lol sig

[V_RocKs]

bye bye!

[pornguy]

Originally Posted by mozadek

Thank you Obama.

Hahahaha.. Had one similar in Cuba last year with Bush one it showing him and 2 others as war criminals.

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by StuartD

Pretty sad state of affairs... "Everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy."

[Snake Doctor]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Pretty sad state of affairs... "Everything is amazing right now, and nobody's happy."

We're a nation of whiners, in a mental recession.

[The Demon]

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Bwahahahaha. Ok, I remember this dipshit now. You're the one who thought you were owning "TheDoc" in the "Limbaugh blames Obama for the swine flu" thread.

I don't have as much free time as TheDoc, so I'm going to put you on ignore. Don't worry though, I know exactly what you would say, were we to continue this argument.

It was all laid out in this thread. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=902290



Goodbye punk. Have fun "owning" me while I'm ignoring you.

Awww what's the matter SD? Have absolutely no argument nor anything intelligent to say you'll the route of projection and denial? Shit that's adorable man. One thing though. I DID own the Doc in every way conceivable. Again I know you're not smart enough to follow a discussion so I don't expect for you to understand this simple concept. Now go about making your nude galleries and leave the intellectual stuff to your superiors.