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Old 12-02-2009, 02:34 PM   #1
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:stoned Arrest Warrant Issued for MMA Fighter Turned Porn Actor

KVBC-TV in Las Vegas is reporting that police have issued an arrest warrant for a MMA fighter who recently entered the porn industry:



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A man who trained to use choke-holds in the fighting ring is accused of beating and choking his girlfriend.

According to Metro, 28-year-old Jonathan Koppenhaver got into a violent fight with his girlfriend and attempted to strangle her.

He also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.

Koppenhaver is a white adult male standing 5'11" tall and weighing 185 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes.

His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas.

Koppenhaver goes by the names "War Machine" and "War Hammer," and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck

Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-xxxx.
There have been mixed reports elsewhere that War Machine was involved in a violent brawl with others in the industry at a porn party this past weekend to celebrate the birthday of porn actress Brooke Haven.

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I talked to someone at the party and they gave me a firsthand account of what they saw concerning the War Machine fight. Here’s the scoop…

How did all these people get hurt by War Machine?

When I got out there about 5 people were trying to calm War Machine down. No one was threatening him in any way, just saying things like "no one wants any trouble. Let’s just calm down here".

What was WM doing?

WM was walking back and forth with his fists clenched.

Then he suddenly started hitting everyone around him. Most of the people he hit were just standing around, not really part of the action.

WM ran up and hit Glen in the jaw. Then he ran around attacking anyone he could see. He was chasing Derek Hay of LA Direct (aka Ben English) and Josh Hunter tried to step in and calm him down, and he hit Josh.

Then he tracked down Derek and knocked him down.

How did the fight start?

I heard WM hit Alanah, but she says he didn’t. I did not see WM hit Alanah so I can’t speculate on that one. I’m not sure exactly how it started.

WM was being very aggressive with the women at the party and someone may have said something.

Who got hurt and what happened?

I heard that Derek was taken to the hospital.

Alec Knight went to the hospital. Danny from Wanted List has a broken nose. The ones I know of are Josh, Derek, Alec, Danny, Glen, and there was one other guy who wants to remain anonymous. He probably hit another 3-4. Derek is not in the hospital.

How did Alec end up in the hospital?

Alec was just a bystander who got hit for no reason. Then he hit the ground and gashed his head open…

Was Derek the target?

I keep hearing that WM was chasing him.

I don’t think Derek was the target. I think WM was off on a wild rampage and saw Derek and went after him.

Did anyone hit WM back? Or throw any punches back?

Josh Hunter was the only one I saw gets shots back at WM. Derek may have gotten a couple in. The rest were WM hitting and then moving on.

Are charges filed against WM?

People are definitely pressing charges. There were a lot of witnesses. We all gave our info to the police. It was not self defense.
D-A-Y-U-M!!! Beating up your agent doesn't seem like a wise career move.

Someone has anger management issues, and appears to have screwed the pooch with both the MMA and the jizz biz...



BTW, I've worked with Alec Knight and he is one of the nicest, most laid back dudes you could ever meet. I wish him a quick recovery...

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Old 12-02-2009, 02:37 PM   #2
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happens when you get hit on the head a few time too often - turns a screw loose
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:39 PM   #3
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He beat up 5-8 people all at the same party??? He is lucky he didnt get shot.
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

**I'm not saying he uses or was on coke**
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Should turn him loose in afghanistan on those naughty taliban
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he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.
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he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.
Yeah, but i do have to add that the MMA training is really fucking intense and a huge part of it is taking multiple hard hits. Unless one of the guys was either trained or lucky enough to tap the button, their hits probably weren't doing much.
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he hurt some of my friends- who totally didn't deserve it!

I will safely say that I will NOT be hiring him to bang me, or any of my girls at any point in time.

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he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.
This is California Mutt. Men are often not "Men" here. Where I grew up everyone at the party would have rushed that fucking prick after one or 2 punches. In California most guys will just stand around and watch their friends get their asses kicked.
Derek should think about not going out anymore because I keep hearing about him getting his ass kicked. Didn't TT Boy kick his ass out in public a few years back?

Too bad about Alec, he is a really laid back nice guy. Hope he is ok.
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He beat up 5-8 people all at the same party??? He is lucky he didnt get shot.
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he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.
JustDaveXxx said it best in the other post about this...the porn industry is full of guys that talk massive shit about what they are going to do, and this time they talked it to someone that didn't want to hear it. War Machine is a fucking psycho and I don't condone anything he did, but something tells me there is more to this story.

As for 185 pounds, he fights at 170, so it wouldn't surprise me if he walks around at 200 or bigger, and it's all fucking muscle. The first time he KO'd someone everyone else would have been smart to just get the fuck out of the way, no matter how tough they thought they were...
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he hurt some of my friends- who totally didn't deserve it!

I will safely say that I will NOT be hiring him to bang me, or any of my girls at any point in time.

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This is California Mutt. Men are often not "Men" here. Where I grew up everyone at the party would have rushed that fucking prick after one or 2 punches.
Really?

IME, where just about everybody grew up, most guys will post things on the Internet about what they would have done had they been there, then if the same situation arises and they ARE there, those same guys will suddenly discover a certain dignity and mellow perspective they have never exhibited previously.

Hence, "I would have kicked the living shit out of that dirtbag if I had been there" becomes "I would have kicked the living shit out of that dirtbag.... but what problem has violence ever really solved?"



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I will bang you for free
You will bang me for free- AND you won't be a bunch of people up?

That sounds like a good deal. So far you are totaly winning in the who I would rather have sex with on camera contest.

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he hurt some of my friends- who totally didn't deserve it!

I will safely say that I will NOT be hiring him to bang me, or any of my girls at any point in time.

HUMPH!
You tell em!

Yeah I know some of these people to... shame. Wish I was there to save the day and get all the LA Direct girls to fall in love with me...

(or more realistically get choked out by a MMA fighter haha)
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sounds like a dangerous guy, but i am still surprised some of the big guns didnt take him down.
plenty of guys with ex military special services and marines etc.
least they are always bragging to me..
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WHere are the Pics?

Where are the pictures?
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pretty surprising that a guy who spent his adult life fucking and beating the shit out of people for a living and probably lived off a diet of steroids and cocaine flipped out like that.
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The grenade tattoo gave it all away...
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The prick belongs behind bars where he has no access to steroids or women. Hopefully some biker will make him his bitch.
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He wrote on his twitter about how he was gonna kill everyone around him and then himself, And how lonely he is and how his mom's a drug addict and his dad is dead.

Dude needs Dr. Drew.
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From a party attendee's blog:

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Update: I received a Text Message from Birthday Host Brooke Haven..So far, War Machine broke one guy?s jaw.. Another guy received staples in his head..A third person walked away with a broken nose..Several others walked away with scrapes, bruises, and cuts?Stay Tuned.

Update: War Machine has turned himself in and posted bail. Charges in the case still pending..His last twitter message reads WM ain?t dead yet buddy! Still plenty of fighting and fuckng to do.
I guess his last comment means that there is lots of fighting and fucking going on in jail.

...and then there was this posted in an MMA blog:

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On Saturday night War Machine attended a birthday party for a fellow adult actress. Koppenhaver's girlfriend (who knew?), Alanah Rae was also in attendance. Apparently War Machine was in an agitated state due to his agent not getting him enough work. This is where things become hazy, very hazy. War Machine allegedly hits his girlfriend, which causes a whole bunch of drama. For the record TerezOwens claims Rae confirmed the blow but Rae denies it on her twitter account.

Several male actors go out to confront War Machine over the alleged blow and things turn nasty fast,

"War Machine's own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan's Ex was KO'd as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down - hard...One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy - an Asian - had his nose broken.

It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched...The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster. Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops."

Here is a picture of the aftermath,



While the blow to Alanah Rae is under doubt the casualties of the fight appear directly related to Jon Koppenhaver's fists.

Needless to say it appears War Machine's porn career is over and that he will most likely be facing assault chargers and with his record he could end up in jail for a long time.

The biggest tragedy in this story, besides the victim(s)' injuries, is the fact that this all could have been avoided. War Machine had been sending dark and seriously troubling tweets for some time now and it was so clear that he needs professional help. For example,

"I should have crashed and went thru the f***ing windshield driving home right now...would have been so much better."

F*** you! I'm going to bed...pray I don't wake up. F*** myself and my miserable fucking life. Please let me die tonight. God f*** it.

Or how about these,

When I am ready to die I will kill many and I will then kill myself and I will tape it. It will be rad.

I give it 3 years tops till I decide to end this life. All you mother f***ers against me will go first, thats a promise. Sleep on that.

Clearly something isn't right with Koppenhaver and hopefully he gets some help to pull him out of this dark tailspin that will undoubtedly hurt innocent people.
As if this is not enough, apparently, this War Machine guy was visited by a couple of FBI agents recently for allegedly making some sort of threat/comment about shooting Obama.

I wouldn't allow a nutjob like this anywhere near one of my sets!

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he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.
He's a professional MMA fighter, trained to fight all out for 15 minutes straight. He's fought in the UFC, and is actually pretty decent. Just really fucked in the head. I've had my ass handed to me by 170lbs guys, with me at 240lbs. No disrespect Mutt, you know I love you. But the average guy has no chance against someone who trains daily to beat another human being. Or even a clue. Pros vs Joes was a great example with Randy Couture.
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i was reading about this story a couple of days ago, this kid is a fucking mess!
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i was reading about this story a couple of days ago, this kid is a fucking mess!
Yah, it's been out on the MMA boards for a few days now. Another nutjob Junie Brown was on the Vegas news a few weeks back for trying to kill himself and then beating the shit out of the hospital staff. Got arrested.

Funny enough both of have grenade tattoos, and both have fought for the UFC, then fired.
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wow he sounds like a ticking time bomb capable of a lot more damage than he inflicted at that party - i hope the judge gets to see those tweets so this guy gets locked up and the help he desperately needs.
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It's a serious subject, but had to chuckle when I saw this one:

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Earl of Pimpwitch Suffers KO Loss to War Machine

Ben English, aka ?The Earl of Pimpwitch? or Benny E to his friends (born August 12, 1964) is a British pornographic actor.

He also performed in a bisexual movie with T.J. Hart.

He is also the founder and owner of the adult talent agency LA Direct Models.

As a male actor, he uses the name Ben English. As the owner of LA Direct Models, he?s Derek Hay.



Derek Hay - Ben English?s Pro record

1 match (0 wins - 1 loss)
I hope Derek is okay, and nothing more serious than his ego was bruised...

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Derek should think about not going out anymore because I keep hearing about him getting his ass kicked. Didn't TT Boy kick his ass out in public a few years back?

Too bad about Alec, he is a really laid back nice guy. Hope he is ok.

LOL, the guy is a porn "actor" how classy can he be?
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He's a professional MMA fighter, trained to fight all out for 15 minutes straight. He's fought in the UFC, and is actually pretty decent. Just really fucked in the head. I've had my ass handed to me by 170lbs guys, with me at 240lbs. No disrespect Mutt, you know I love you. But the average guy has no chance against someone who trains daily to beat another human being. Or even a clue. Pros vs Joes was a great example with Randy Couture.
Ya I was going to say. Just cause he is under 200lbs doesn't mean he is easily taken. Thats just foolish to say.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LfX05hq63xM saids it all
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Nobody thought to pick up something to club this guy with?


Porn doesn't attract the classiest of characters, that's for sure. Another party I was at years ago had another guy walking around fists clenched ready for a fight. What a tool.
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Seriously, how does somebody fuck themselves out of this industry?!?

As a result of his porn brawl, War Machine may end up serving jail time, or at the very least, will have a much more difficult time picking up porn gigs.

Basically, he went from this...



...to maybe having to go back to serving gay guys drinks bare-chested at a gay bar (where he also got into a fight, when perviously employed in that capacity):



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Oh look, a maladjusted MMA fighter turned pornstar flipped out and assaulted a bunch of people. In other news, fire burns you when you touch it.

Good riddance.
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Ya I was going to say. Just cause he is under 200lbs doesn't mean he is easily taken. Thats just foolish to say.
yeah im 145.. well really 160 but we will say 145 I bet I could hold my own with anyone on the board
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yeah im 145.. well really 160 but we will say 145 I bet I could hold my own with anyone on the board
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yeah im 145.. well really 160 but we will say 145 I bet I could hold my own with anyone on the board
Im bout same weight and I've fought quite a few people that had me by 80lbs and lets just say Im still alive lol.
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Im bout same weight and I've fought quite a few people that had me by 80lbs and lets just say Im still alive lol.
Sleazydream trying to rape you doesn't count as a fight, does it?
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Sleazydream trying to rape you doesn't count as a fight, does it?
I said 80lbs..... Actually no idea what weight he is at right now. lol
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DOUBTED! This is what i do for a living!
Let's see your fight videos and fight record.
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