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chartescorts · 05-21-2009, 07:01 AM

Yes, hi all you LOST fans, sorry for bombarding you with this but a British theologian has just cracked the answer to LOST.

http://www.theoriesonlost.com/2009/0...n-dharma-logo/

Thought I'd let you know.

What a genius. What a theory, it really has fucked the final season, but what a master.

Jdoughs · 05-21-2009, 07:09 AM

Looks like he is so blinded by faith that he can't see the facts. Sure sounds like he has a clue, but definitely 'Lost".

chartescorts · 05-21-2009, 07:14 AM

#this guy is not religious, but he has proven that we all have been looking too much of the science behind it. At the end of the day time really has nothing to do with science its all theory, if we are to believe in time travel.

nation-x · 05-21-2009, 07:16 AM

I don't even know why anyone would even spend brain power on that piece of shit show.

Jdoughs · 05-21-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by chartescorts

#this guy is not religious, but he has proven that we all have been looking too much of the science behind it. At the end of the day time really has nothing to do with science its all theory, if we are to believe in time travel.

If its possible I would think "Science" has alot more to do with it then "faith".

Theologians, crazy fuckers.

TheStout · 05-21-2009, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

I don't even know why anyone would even spend brain power on that piece of shit show.

You take that back. You take that back right now!!!

scuba steve · 05-21-2009, 07:53 AM

interesting theory, makes sense. funny part is though they way they have structured themselves they can have the spawn of satan fly out of kate and they would justify it somehow

seeandsee · 05-21-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartescorts

Yes, hi all you LOST fans, sorry for bombarding you with this but a British theologian has just cracked the answer to LOST.

http://www.theoriesonlost.com/2009/0...n-dharma-logo/

Thought I'd let you know.

What a genius. What a theory, it really has fucked the final season, but what a master.

LOST theorist, is this really normal to talk about tv show?

Porko · 05-21-2009, 08:19 AM

never saw lost..
and i dont care.

Tom_PM · 05-21-2009, 08:31 AM

Interesting thoughts he has, and while they could be true, it doesnt really change my thoughts on the show or ruin the last season at all.

nation-x · 05-21-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TheStout

You take that back. You take that back right now!!!

no

10 Reason why Lost sucks my nutsack on thursday
1. Nothing ever really happens. Oh, you think something is going to happen. The previews show that something is going to happen. Sadly though, in the end nothing really happens. It?s amazing that you can watch a whole season of the show and end up pretty much where you started. Yep, still on the island. Nope, still don?t know what all the crazy stuff happening is about? Throw us a bone people.

2. The shaky camera work. Oh this is a biggie. We are all well aware of this cheap trick used to intensify the drama of a scene, or worse yet, to insert a false sense of drama where the plot is lacking. Hold the camera steady for the love of Pete. We will decide if the scene is intense enough and if not we can shake our heads back and forth rapidly. There are enough Bruckheimer shows in the world already.

3. Kind of the opposite of the last reason, but equally annoying: the staring factor. By my rough estimates, a good 17 minutes of each episode is devoted to someone staring at someone else, or some object. The casual viewer may miss this one, but look for it. People just don?t stare at each other that much in real life. I think for one of the future blog entries I will actually take a stopwatch and record the ?net staring time? for an episode.

4. 3 episodes then reruns for a month. What?s up with that? Yes, it?s filmed in Hawaii and I?m sure a lot goes into each show, but film the whole season then air it. Other shows are able to do that, why not Lost?

5. The flashbacks. They don?t add a whole lot for one thing, and not everyone could have killed someone before they got to the island. I mean how many people?s flashbacks are about them killing a person or persons? I think the fat dude is the only one who didn?t. Oh wait, his ?curse? did kill a few people if I recall.

6. New characters. How many new people can they introduce to the show that is set on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere? You wouldn?t think there would be so many people ending up there. You?ve got a whole community of ?others?, a French chick, a dude that was in the hatch, all the plane crash people, and now some balloon guy. This island has more people than your average Club Med.

7. The Dharma Initiative. This is so ridiculous; I?m at the point where I don?t even care what it?s really about. Between the guy in the movie and the clever marketing logo, it?s just a bit too over the top. I swear they ripped off this shadow organization from an old episode of Get Smart. If they break out a Dharma Project cone of silence I will throw a shoe through my TV.

8. They find a steel and concrete fortified bunker/hatch (actually many of these) but yet they all still choose to live happily in the open on the beach, while man eating creatures and scary smoke beings roam the island. Don?t you think seeing a man ripped to shreds by a huge monster would make you want to have a metal door between you and the outside world while you slept?

9. The original premise is flawed. If a plane breaks apart at that altitude, there would be no one left to be ?lost?. It should have been called ?Crashed? and been a one episode show.

10. Pressing the countdown button. Enough said.

gnet · 05-21-2009, 11:07 AM

Only 8 more months to go.

Painful.

TheStout · 05-21-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

no

10 Reason why Lost sucks my nutsack on thursday
1. Nothing ever really happens. Oh, you think something is going to happen. The previews show that something is going to happen. Sadly though, in the end nothing really happens. It?s amazing that you can watch a whole season of the show and end up pretty much where you started. Yep, still on the island. Nope, still don?t know what all the crazy stuff happening is about? Throw us a bone people.

2. The shaky camera work. Oh this is a biggie. We are all well aware of this cheap trick used to intensify the drama of a scene, or worse yet, to insert a false sense of drama where the plot is lacking. Hold the camera steady for the love of Pete. We will decide if the scene is intense enough and if not we can shake our heads back and forth rapidly. There are enough Bruckheimer shows in the world already.

3. Kind of the opposite of the last reason, but equally annoying: the staring factor. By my rough estimates, a good 17 minutes of each episode is devoted to someone staring at someone else, or some object. The casual viewer may miss this one, but look for it. People just don?t stare at each other that much in real life. I think for one of the future blog entries I will actually take a stopwatch and record the ?net staring time? for an episode.

4. 3 episodes then reruns for a month. What?s up with that? Yes, it?s filmed in Hawaii and I?m sure a lot goes into each show, but film the whole season then air it. Other shows are able to do that, why not Lost?

5. The flashbacks. They don?t add a whole lot for one thing, and not everyone could have killed someone before they got to the island. I mean how many people?s flashbacks are about them killing a person or persons? I think the fat dude is the only one who didn?t. Oh wait, his ?curse? did kill a few people if I recall.

6. New characters. How many new people can they introduce to the show that is set on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere? You wouldn?t think there would be so many people ending up there. You?ve got a whole community of ?others?, a French chick, a dude that was in the hatch, all the plane crash people, and now some balloon guy. This island has more people than your average Club Med.

7. The Dharma Initiative. This is so ridiculous; I?m at the point where I don?t even care what it?s really about. Between the guy in the movie and the clever marketing logo, it?s just a bit too over the top. I swear they ripped off this shadow organization from an old episode of Get Smart. If they break out a Dharma Project cone of silence I will throw a shoe through my TV.

8. They find a steel and concrete fortified bunker/hatch (actually many of these) but yet they all still choose to live happily in the open on the beach, while man eating creatures and scary smoke beings roam the island. Don?t you think seeing a man ripped to shreds by a huge monster would make you want to have a metal door between you and the outside world while you slept?

9. The original premise is flawed. If a plane breaks apart at that altitude, there would be no one left to be ?lost?. It should have been called ?Crashed? and been a one episode show.

10. Pressing the countdown button. Enough said.

That seems like a very old top 10 list. I think if you actually watched the show from beggining to end you would have a different view. There are not many shows that can induce as many discussions/debates/arguments as Lost can. I am sure its not for everyone. You either used to be a fan and got fed up or you are one of those closet Lost fans who hate on the show all of the time but get excited every Wednesday when the show is about to come on. ;)

mynameisjim · 05-21-2009, 12:15 PM

I feel bad for people that think there is some giant plan behind the whole show because you will be terribly disappointed at how it all ends.

I fell for the same tactic during the X-Files. They keep you hooked by suggesting a giant plot that will someday unfold, but in fact, the writers just wing it as they go along.

The same guy that started lost also started a show called Fringe on Fox and it's using the same tactics. Lame.

porndotnet · 05-21-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

no

10 Reason why Lost sucks my nutsack on thursday
1. Nothing ever really happens. Oh, you think something is going to happen. The previews show that something is going to happen. Sadly though, in the end nothing really happens. It?s amazing that you can watch a whole season of the show and end up pretty much where you started. Yep, still on the island. Nope, still don?t know what all the crazy stuff happening is about? Throw us a bone people.

2. The shaky camera work. Oh this is a biggie. We are all well aware of this cheap trick used to intensify the drama of a scene, or worse yet, to insert a false sense of drama where the plot is lacking. Hold the camera steady for the love of Pete. We will decide if the scene is intense enough and if not we can shake our heads back and forth rapidly. There are enough Bruckheimer shows in the world already.

3. Kind of the opposite of the last reason, but equally annoying: the staring factor. By my rough estimates, a good 17 minutes of each episode is devoted to someone staring at someone else, or some object. The casual viewer may miss this one, but look for it. People just don?t stare at each other that much in real life. I think for one of the future blog entries I will actually take a stopwatch and record the ?net staring time? for an episode.

4. 3 episodes then reruns for a month. What?s up with that? Yes, it?s filmed in Hawaii and I?m sure a lot goes into each show, but film the whole season then air it. Other shows are able to do that, why not Lost?

5. The flashbacks. They don?t add a whole lot for one thing, and not everyone could have killed someone before they got to the island. I mean how many people?s flashbacks are about them killing a person or persons? I think the fat dude is the only one who didn?t. Oh wait, his ?curse? did kill a few people if I recall.

6. New characters. How many new people can they introduce to the show that is set on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere? You wouldn?t think there would be so many people ending up there. You?ve got a whole community of ?others?, a French chick, a dude that was in the hatch, all the plane crash people, and now some balloon guy. This island has more people than your average Club Med.

7. The Dharma Initiative. This is so ridiculous; I?m at the point where I don?t even care what it?s really about. Between the guy in the movie and the clever marketing logo, it?s just a bit too over the top. I swear they ripped off this shadow organization from an old episode of Get Smart. If they break out a Dharma Project cone of silence I will throw a shoe through my TV.

8. They find a steel and concrete fortified bunker/hatch (actually many of these) but yet they all still choose to live happily in the open on the beach, while man eating creatures and scary smoke beings roam the island. Don?t you think seeing a man ripped to shreds by a huge monster would make you want to have a metal door between you and the outside world while you slept?

9. The original premise is flawed. If a plane breaks apart at that altitude, there would be no one left to be ?lost?. It should have been called ?Crashed? and been a one episode show.

10. Pressing the countdown button. Enough said.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

I don't even know why anyone would even spend brain power on that piece of shit show.

For someone who hates the show you spent a fair amount of brain power telling us why it sucks. Thanks for the breakdown though.

pornguy · 05-21-2009, 12:54 PM

I Liked that show until they " Moved The Island "

nation-x · 05-21-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by porndotnet

For someone who hates the show you spent a fair amount of brain power telling us why it sucks. Thanks for the breakdown though.

I copy and pasted it from a "Lost Sucks" website.

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chartescorts Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 92	theologians not religious #this guy is not religious, but he has proven that we all have been looking too much of the science behind it. At the end of the day time really has nothing to do with science its all theory, if we are to believe in time travel. __________________ http://www.chartescorts.co.uk London Escorts

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scuba steve Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: i'm in miami bitch Posts: 1,888	interesting theory, makes sense. funny part is though they way they have structured themselves they can have the spawn of satan fly out of kate and they would justify it somehow __________________

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Porko SeeMyBucks.com Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USA Posts: 4,014	never saw lost.. and i dont care. __________________

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nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	I don't even know why anyone would even spend brain power on that piece of shit show.

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mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I feel bad for people that think there is some giant plan behind the whole show because you will be terribly disappointed at how it all ends. I fell for the same tactic during the X-Files. They keep you hooked by suggesting a giant plot that will someday unfold, but in fact, the writers just wing it as they go along. The same guy that started lost also started a show called Fringe on Fox and it's using the same tactics. Lame. __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,912	I Liked that show until they " Moved The Island " __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!