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Old 06-02-2009, 05:58 AM   #1
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I was at a strip club getting a lap dance
so this stripper was all up in my face with her pussy (thong on) and I caught a wiff of a stanky ass fucking cunt, I let her know and needless to say she stopped dancing for me and told some bouncer guy I touched her
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:06 AM   #2
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I haven't been to a strip club in like a year or so.. they just aren't my thing i guess
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:07 AM   #3
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I haven't been to a strip club in like a year or so.. they just aren't my thing i guess
It was the typical infection smell, yeast/bacterial, was really gross then and I was half drunk so I told her without even giving a shit.
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:08 AM   #4
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:09 AM   #5
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:09 AM   #6
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It was the typical infection smell, yeast/bacterial, was really gross then and I was half drunk so I told her without even giving a shit.
You seem to have experience with the typical infection smell.
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:12 AM   #7
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You seem to have experience with the typical infection smell.
how so??
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:12 AM   #8
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:14 AM   #9
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:16 AM   #10
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Old 06-02-2009, 06:46 AM   #11
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:20 AM   #12
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how so??
Because you know how the typical infected snatch smells?
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:41 AM   #13
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Because you know how the typical infected snatch smells?
lol good point

girls get infections from time to time, happens with all girls, just lame when it's some random bitch in your face trying to turn you on
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:58 AM   #14
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i wish i didnt read this thread omg i almost need to puke nothing bothers me more then a stank puss.

i dont even know how these chix dont take care of it fucking nasty.
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:54 AM   #15
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:08 AM   #16
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LOL that is strange most strippers make an effort to smell good... At least the ones I know
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:12 AM   #17
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LOL that is strange most strippers make an effort to smell good... At least the ones I know
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:48 AM   #18
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Old 06-02-2009, 09:49 AM   #19
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i wish i didnt read this thread omg i almost need to puke nothing bothers me more then a stank puss.

i dont even know how these chix dont take care of it fucking nasty.
I know right, it almost made me puke when that dirty slut bag's snatch gagged the shit out of me, i was with this petite blondie afterwords and her cunt was like a bowl of fresh mangos, the dumb honky with the tattoos and stanky cunt is not my type of girl
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:06 AM   #20
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yeah, I would be really disappointed if a stripper didn't smell good.

I asked a stripper what she sprays one time because she was the best smelling stripper ever!

Anyhow If anyone else wants to know she dust herself with this smelling glitter from Vitoria secrets :Love spell scented
Then sprays her body with Very sexy
and sprays her clothes with PINK

I got all this the next day and it is the best smell ever!
Thank you! stripper at captain creams.
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:27 AM   #21
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:29 AM   #22
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:32 AM   #23
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wow not good. what was the name of the club?? if your ever in miami gardens area you need to check out tootsies cabaret! the place is amazing!
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:35 AM   #24
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same thing happened to me in montreal once
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:49 AM   #25
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wow not good. what was the name of the club?? if your ever in miami gardens area you need to check out tootsies cabaret! the place is amazing!
heard good things about it

Miami has a PP too, been there
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:28 PM   #26
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:59 PM   #27
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Finally... A business thread on the first page!
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:02 PM   #28
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:15 PM   #29
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I got a whiff of 'poorly wiped diarrhea ass' from a stripper once - that pretty much ruined my night.
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:23 PM   #30
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oh man that sucks.
i've run into that a couple times......its not fun! lol
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fucking nasty

i had a stripper tell me not to be a dumb fuck when she started dancing.. i eventually told her to go after she repeated it haha
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:46 PM   #33
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Dude, suck it up and get back in there...use nose plugs, a gas mask, or even some cotton balls, if you have to...



Just one piece of advice though - NEVER try to put a dollar worth of change in a stripper's g-string. That tends to piss them off...

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Old 06-02-2009, 03:01 PM   #34
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Oops! Forgot to add this to my post...

A video that I shot of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles (featuring GFY's very own XXXJay on lead guitar and vocals), performing "Hit Me With Your Wet Twat" and their original, "BIG STINKY PUSSY", at Rock the Ball in Las Vegas a few years ago:



BTW, be sure to check the thread about XXXJay and wish him a speedy recovery!!!

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Ugh.. that makes me wanna throw up...
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