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IPSKeith · 06-04-2009, 07:31 AM

Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]
o.800.439.1974

nation-x · 06-04-2009, 07:33 AM

repeatedly spamming your service with an un-formatted block of text in multiple posts is not a good method to gain clients.

PSSuperstars · 06-04-2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

repeatedly spamming your service with an un-formatted block of text in multiple posts is not a good method to gain clients.

06-04-2009, 07:34 AM

Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money.

We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through “smarter” billing, we can help.

If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren’t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS.

Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship.

Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.

Regards,
Keith
[email protected]

Okay, that's better

Juicy D. Links · 06-04-2009, 07:37 AM

holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

Si · 06-04-2009, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

What he said!

and go fuck yourself you stupid wanker!

I Love The Yayo · 06-04-2009, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by IPSKeith

Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed.
Regards,
Keith
[email protected]
o.800.439.1974

Wow, you need some marketing lessons. Get those and come back because right now you're wasting your time.

Actually don't come back. I doubt there are people who want to work with a company who's pr dude is you. There must be something wrong with that company.

I Love The Yayo · 06-04-2009, 07:56 AM

Oh i see now you're an annoying spammer as well.

What a professional bunch of people you guys must be. I bet everyone can't wait to let you take care of their money

dready · 06-04-2009, 08:08 AM

SilentKnight · 06-04-2009, 08:20 AM

Domain Diva · 06-04-2009, 08:24 AM

Hi Keith ,

It can be a tough crowd here so if its any help can i suggest maybe trying out the 2.30 version of www.LiveBots.com as you will find its custom made and fine tuned to handle the rigours of gfy......

Hope that helps

IPSKeith · 06-05-2009, 08:14 AM

That was actually really funny and pretty fucking hot! I just took the position and was doing what management wanted done. Didn't mean to step on any toes. Anyway, thanks for the message.

IPSKeith · 06-05-2009, 08:16 AM

sorry about that just doing what the management wanted. thanks for the message and advice

BradM · 06-05-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by IPSKeith

sorry about that just doing what the management wanted. thanks for the message and advice

Management is an idiot then.

IPSKeith · 06-05-2009, 08:28 AM

Sorry about that. Did not mean to piss on your cheerios. I just took the position and was just doing what management asked. I appreciate the advice, all be it harsh, but still good advice.
Thanks

Domain Diva · 06-05-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPSKeith

That was actually really funny and pretty fucking hot! I just took the position and was doing what management wanted done. Didn't mean to step on any toes. Anyway, thanks for the message.

Glad you liked it !

06-04-2009, 07:31 AM	#1
IPSKeith Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 212	Processing starting at 4.5%, save $$$, direct banking, IPSP available Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through ?smarter? billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren?t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed. Regards, Keith [email protected] o.800.439.1974

06-04-2009, 07:34 AM	#4
Gasper Guest Posts: n/a	Hey everyone, my name is Keith and I recently accepted the position of general manager at IPS (International Processing Solution). In an effort to acquire some business and build lasting relationships the partners have authorized me to make some great pricing available. IPS is determined to save you money. We are all facing the realities of the economic downturn, a shrinking market, reluctant buyers, intensifying competitive pressures and a growing range of entertainment alternatives for an increasingly savvy online audience. In this environment, every extra single dollar you gain counts more. If you want to improve your sales rate, conversions and renewals through “smarter” billing, we can help. If you want to reduce your banking and processing costs, we can help. If your current providers aren’t giving you what you need, we can help. To all the pay site owners out there please allow me to help you. If you or your merchants are currently having problems give me the opportunity to find a solution. We have direct banking relationships domestic and offshore. IPSP services available as well. Complete Fraud scrubbing and gateway services. DHD is our strategic partner with IPS. Their management team has decades of experience and uniquely consultative approach, combined with a wider array of domestic and international relationships. This allows them to have more technical flexibility than any other leading high risk processor. All of this combines to provide online merchants with the most highly effective payment solutions and the highest quality processor relationship. Give us the opportunity to conduct a price analysis. Upon account approval your first months rate will include a merchant appreciation rebate to reduce your bank processing fees to 4.5%. The actual rate and savings will be determined upon completion of the price analysis (contingent upon underwriting approval). You have nothing to lose but a little time so give me the opportunity to earn your business. All questions are welcomed. Regards, Keith [email protected] Okay, that's better

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06-05-2009, 08:14 AM	#12
IPSKeith Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 212	Thanks for the message That was actually really funny and pretty fucking hot! I just took the position and was doing what management wanted done. Didn't mean to step on any toes. Anyway, thanks for the message.

06-04-2009, 07:33 AM	#2
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	repeatedly spamming your service with an un-formatted block of text in multiple posts is not a good method to gain clients.

06-04-2009, 07:37 AM	#5
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	holy shit man you keep on putting up the same fucking thread over and over WTF is wrong with u>?

06-04-2009, 07:56 AM	#8
I Love The Yayo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 236	Oh i see now you're an annoying spammer as well. What a professional bunch of people you guys must be. I bet everyone can't wait to let you take care of their money

06-04-2009, 08:20 AM	#10
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06-05-2009, 08:16 AM	#13
IPSKeith Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 212	sorry about that just doing what the management wanted. thanks for the message and advice

06-05-2009, 08:28 AM	#15
IPSKeith Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 212	Sorry about that. Did not mean to piss on your cheerios. I just took the position and was just doing what management asked. I appreciate the advice, all be it harsh, but still good advice. Thanks