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IllTestYourGirls · 06-11-2009, 09:22 AM

All one handed opening knives will be illegal.

I own many one handed opening knives for my construction company.

Sly · 06-11-2009, 09:23 AM

About time. I feel much safer now.

AssPirate · 06-11-2009, 09:26 AM

What a stupid ordinance. What's next, arrows?

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 06-11-2009, 09:29 AM

I am not going to give up my pocket knife...

stickyfingerz · 06-11-2009, 09:31 AM

Only more retardation to follow, but this won't happen.

candyflip · 06-11-2009, 09:31 AM

Good luck enforcing that one.

TheSenator · 06-11-2009, 09:31 AM

Crazy radical right.....

IllTestYourGirls · 06-11-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Crazy radical right.....

What is so crazy about it? It was proposed by homeland security?

Yngwie · 06-11-2009, 09:44 AM

so they make pocket knives illegal, but people can still own guns? Well ya, knives are way more dangerous than guns. haha

seeandsee · 06-11-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Crazy radical right.....

really stupid

MaDalton · 06-11-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

so they make pocket knives illegal, but people can still own guns? Well ya, knives are way more dangerous than guns. haha

my first thought

STAROTICA · 06-11-2009, 10:03 AM

so I would have to turn in my pocket knife....I call bullshit...there is always -

A) a Grandfather clause

and

B) Laws are subject to ENFORSEMENT.....or what is...when we feel compelled to enforse such laws we will do so......and that my be NEVER....why do I say this.....

okay there are two laws......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_v._Freeman

allowing porn only to be shot in CALIFORNIA......

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act

banned the interstate transport of females for prostitution, immorality, and human trafficking.

Now.....using this theory people shooting porn in FLORIDA AND NEW YORK would be in prison right????

how many people are presently doing time or are currently indicted under these laws......NONE....that I know of......

so its a crock of shit.......another person or rights group going nuts over NOTHING......

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!

pornguy · 06-11-2009, 10:19 AM

KNives with a blade more than 6 inches have long been illegal if carried in your pocket.

nation-x · 06-11-2009, 10:35 AM

Switchblades have been illegal. This dude is an idiot.

NemesisEnforcer · 06-11-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by STAROTICA

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act

banned the interstate transport of females for prostitution, immorality, and human trafficking.

Now.....using this theory people shooting porn in FLORIDA AND NEW YORK would be in prison right????

how many people are presently doing time or are currently indicted under these laws......NONE....that I know of......

...

Michelle Braun (Nici's Girls, Bella Models) was just brought down under the Mann Act. If they want you, they will get you.

STAROTICA · 06-11-2009, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer

Michelle Braun (Nici's Girls, Bella Models) was just brought down under the Mann Act. If they want you, they will get you.

nice.....i have been slacking.......but it was kinda what I was saying they will enforse what THEY want to......

thanks for the update.....

Rangermoore · 06-11-2009, 11:34 AM

It's all Bush's fault....

Nikki_Licks · 06-11-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

What is so crazy about it? It was proposed by homeland security?

Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

IllTestYourGirls · 06-11-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

Switchblades have been illegal. This dude is an idiot.

They want to change the definition of "switchblade" to include every single hand opening knives.

JFK · 06-11-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

Thanks for stating that, You're my HERO

BFT3K · 06-11-2009, 01:45 PM

They try to pass laws like this all the time. I remember one time the GOP tried to outlaw pocket pool in Kentucky, and another time they tried to ban pockets alltogether back in 1952. It's all bullshit. As long as Hot Pockets are legal the government is not out to protect anyone.

Pleasurepays · 06-11-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

About time. I feel much safer now.

Sly is well known for getting in knife fights.

Pleasurepays · 06-11-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Homeland security? There is no homeland security....
That term is misused so much.....just like the word Hero.

he was obviously referring to the dept of government.

http://www.dhs.gov/index.shtm

you know... the very one responsible for the fact that there have been no subsequent terrorist attacks on US soil since 9/11?

BucksMania · 06-11-2009, 02:51 PM

the most of the cold weapon kills are made with a kitchen knife, why they dont ban them as well, and the forks also!

Jack Sparrow · 06-11-2009, 03:02 PM

Soon you guys will be handing over screwdrivers to the policestation!

Jimbo66 · 06-11-2009, 04:25 PM

Just roll with a Ka-bar https://www.kabar.com/images/1217_large.jpg

sortie · 06-11-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

All one handed opening knives will be illegal.

I own many one handed opening knives for my construction company.

That law has been in affect in every state I have ever lived in.

Nothing new.
Switchblades and Locking blades are both illegal in many if not all states.

The premise being that a switchblade is quick to pull out and therefore the choice
of people planning on stabbing someone(self defense or not). And lock blades leave
no opportunity for the blade to collapse closed during a stabbing.

I don't know if it's bullshit or not; just know it's been that way all my life.

MaDalton · 06-11-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

Sly is well known for getting in knife fights.

he's actually known for attaching a spear to his wheelchair and competing in knight games

IllTestYourGirls · 06-11-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

That law has been in affect in every state I have ever lived in.

Nothing new.
Switchblades and Locking blades are both illegal in many if not all states.

The premise being that a switchblade is quick to pull out and therefore the choice
of people planning on stabbing someone(self defense or not). And lock blades leave
no opportunity for the blade to collapse closed during a stabbing.

I don't know if it's bullshit or not; just know it's been that way all my life.

They are looking to change the definition of "switchblade" that would include most common pocket knives and many knives used for construction use.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-11-2009, 05:32 PM

I think his enunciation should be made illegal.

Nicky · 06-11-2009, 05:55 PM

I'm gonna be reasonable and say you can carry a pocket knife in nature etc.

Tell me why some 21 year old is carrying his pocketknife to the club? Protection? In that case I live in a dream world......

GatorB · 06-11-2009, 05:58 PM

Ok anyone who thinks that pocket knives are going to be banned is an idiot. The guy in the video is an idiot. That rule only pertians to carrying a knife across the border. Talk about starting shit over nothing.

Spunky · 06-11-2009, 06:06 PM

They will just whip out their guns instead

Nicky · 06-11-2009, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Ok anyone who thinks that pocket knives are going to be banned is an idiot. The guy in the video is an idiot. That rule only pertians to carrying a knife across the border. Talk about starting shit over nothing.

IMO, it really matters where you carry it. Carry it in your pocket at a grocery store while shopping or carrying it at a club late at night wile drunk.

Steve Awesome · 06-11-2009, 06:15 PM

That's huge.

Nicky · 06-11-2009, 06:21 PM

So let's hear it, how much of your life will be destryoed by this law?

IllTestYourGirls · 06-11-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

So let's hear it, how much of your life will be destryoed by this law?

Yeah and the government should just ban porn because the average persons life would not be destroyed by it

voa · 06-11-2009, 07:38 PM

Its little bit ridiculous to ban pocket knifes and from the other side selling guns in the shops

JD · 06-11-2009, 07:44 PM

they need to ban cars too. more ppl are killed with cars than knives

SilentKnight · 06-11-2009, 07:47 PM

Box-cutter/X-acto/utility knives are still ok, though.

crockett · 06-11-2009, 09:24 PM

I heard it on Rush Limprods show, it must be true..

Vendzilla · 06-11-2009, 09:54 PM

SHit, next they'll want my gattling gun, what will I hunt with?

06-11-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
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STAROTICA So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 1,079	so I would have to turn in my pocket knife....I call bullshit...there is always - A) a Grandfather clause and B) Laws are subject to ENFORSEMENT.....or what is...when we feel compelled to enforse such laws we will do so......and that my be NEVER....why do I say this..... okay there are two laws...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_v._Freeman allowing porn only to be shot in CALIFORNIA...... and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act banned the interstate transport of females for prostitution, immorality, and human trafficking. Now.....using this theory people shooting porn in FLORIDA AND NEW YORK would be in prison right???? how many people are presently doing time or are currently indicted under these laws......NONE....that I know of...... so its a crock of shit.......another person or rights group going nuts over NOTHING...... STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	They try to pass laws like this all the time. I remember one time the GOP tried to outlaw pocket pool in Kentucky, and another time they tried to ban pockets alltogether back in 1952. It's all bullshit. As long as Hot Pockets are legal the government is not out to protect anyone.

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BucksMania Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,758	the most of the cold weapon kills are made with a kitchen knife, why they dont ban them as well, and the forks also!

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Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	I'm gonna be reasonable and say you can carry a pocket knife in nature etc. Tell me why some 21 year old is carrying his pocketknife to the club? Protection? In that case I live in a dream world...... __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Ok anyone who thinks that pocket knives are going to be banned is an idiot. The guy in the video is an idiot. That rule only pertians to carrying a knife across the border. Talk about starting shit over nothing.

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Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	So let's hear it, how much of your life will be destryoed by this law? __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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voa Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 16,532	Its little bit ridiculous to ban pocket knifes and from the other side selling guns in the shops

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	they need to ban cars too. more ppl are killed with cars than knives

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