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Doctor Feelgood · 06-20-2009, 10:53 AM

My spaghetti and meatball microwave dinner has 4 meatballs instead of 6.
i got screwed!!!! wtf is wrong???? do they need a bailout?

woj · 06-20-2009, 11:02 AM

jakethedog · 06-20-2009, 11:09 AM

probably too late ... but I would have taken a picture .. written a letter stating that this is one of your favorite meals .. that you eat one or more daily .. and this is really upsetting and are wondering if there is anything they can do to keep the business of someone who raves about their product on the internet to all his buddies ..

mikesinner · 06-20-2009, 11:11 AM

Send the uneaten part back and they will send you a refund.

beerptrol · 06-20-2009, 11:20 AM

There's only one thing you can do. Go back to the store armed to the teeth and go postal. It's the American way

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-20-2009, 12:30 PM

You sure you didn't buy the "lite" version? *giggles*

v4 media · 06-20-2009, 12:38 PM

Serves you right.. make it yourself.

sortie · 06-20-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood

My spaghetti and meatball microwave dinner has 4 meatballs instead of 6.
i got screwed!!!! wtf is wrong???? do they need a bailout?

WTF!!!

CIVMatt · 06-20-2009, 01:31 PM

Fucking Obama

Mutt · 06-20-2009, 01:32 PM

why do you eat microwave meals? even if you're a lazy bastard use the regular oven for frozen meals.

microwaves suck, i didn't think people were still using them for anything but popcorn.

James124 · 06-20-2009, 01:34 PM

take time to cook real food...

alias · 06-20-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

why do you eat microwave meals? even if you're a lazy bastard use the regular oven for frozen meals.

microwaves suck, i didn't think people were still using them for anything but popcorn.

Home made old school popcorn in a pan is the best, I just use olive oil and salt.

Here is some how to I just found: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Popcorn-in-a-Pan

It doesn't say to but you have to sort of shuffle it over the heat.

Supz · 06-20-2009, 02:18 PM

my bologna has a first name.

who · 06-20-2009, 02:20 PM

They are geared towards victims of the US education system - that is, people who cannot count higher than 4.

DudeRick · 06-20-2009, 05:14 PM

This isn't twitter!

SilentKnight · 06-20-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood

My spaghetti and meatball microwave dinner has 4 meatballs instead of 6.
i got screwed!!!! wtf is wrong???? do they need a bailout?

Have your mom open a second one and take two outta it.

Problem solved.

saucygirl · 06-20-2009, 06:12 PM

You could have made it yourself and saved money since you would've had spaghetti and meatballs for a week that would've tasted a lot better than the shit you got in a box.

Spunky · 06-20-2009, 07:06 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

Diomed · 06-20-2009, 08:14 PM

I seriously cracked up at the TITLE of this thread

Thanks for that.

GrouchyAdmin · 06-20-2009, 08:16 PM

Did your can of pork and beans also have two chunks of fat in it instead of one? If so, that's just what we call checks and balances, man

Doctor Feelgood · 06-22-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saucygirl

You could have made it yourself and saved money since you would've had spaghetti and meatballs for a week that would've tasted a lot better than the shit you got in a box.

i dont own a pot to cook in. and i dont have a stove to cook it on

rowan · 06-22-2009, 12:33 PM

I bought a pack of Salami "10 Slices (Average)" and it actually had 14 in it. Bonus.

BradM · 06-22-2009, 12:35 PM

I love you

onwebcam · 06-22-2009, 03:01 PM

Rather than increasing your cost they reduced the quantity. Haven't you noticed it with your bag of chips? Year after year there's more air and less chips. Before you know it you'll get a bag of chips with two in it.

Choopa Phil · 06-22-2009, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

Home made old school popcorn in a pan is the best, I just use olive oil and salt.

Here is some how to I just found: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Popcorn-in-a-Pan

It doesn't say to but you have to sort of shuffle it over the heat.

i hafta say this is the best tastiest and healthiest way to eat popcorn, minus the salt of course =].

Doctor Feelgood · 06-22-2009, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood

i dont own a pot to cook in. and i dont have a stove to cook it on

and even if i did have that stuff i still have no idea how to cook it. sad huh. i make my girl cook at her place

Doctor Feelgood · 06-22-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLXphil

i hafta say this is the best tastiest and healthiest way to eat popcorn, minus the salt of course =].

you can cover a microwave safe bowl with plastic wrap and mike it for 2 min

Sarah_Jayne · 06-23-2009, 08:43 AM

Are they any bigger than the normally would be?

Joe BrainCash · 06-23-2009, 10:28 AM

That might have saved your life... Is that how you say thanks?

Tom_PM · 06-23-2009, 11:24 AM

Shoulda teabagged the plate and sent the company the photo of their spaghetti with 6, SIX, meat balls mf'ers!!

Deesnuts · 06-23-2009, 11:26 AM

id be PISSED!!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 06-23-2009, 01:17 PM

aaw that sucks! atleas you had food! lol

Socks · 06-23-2009, 01:24 PM

When I'm lazy and there's nothing else to eat, and I don't feel like cooking

I make pasta sauce from scratch. It's just too easy. It's maybe 2 steps away from opening a can of sauce and pouring it into a pot. Cut onion, cut garlic, cook, add some stock if you want, add canned tomatoes, tomato paste, a bay leaf, some sugar and let it simmer for a bit. If you have fresh basil, can add that too later on.

Even the more expensive grocery store pasta sauces don't come close to the above. They all taste like spaghetti-o's to me now.

Doctor Feelgood · 06-29-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

When I'm lazy and there's nothing else to eat, and I don't feel like cooking

I make pasta sauce from scratch. It's just too easy. It's maybe 2 steps away from opening a can of sauce and pouring it into a pot. Cut onion, cut garlic, cook, add some stock if you want, add canned tomatoes, tomato paste, a bay leaf, some sugar and let it simmer for a bit. If you have fresh basil, can add that too later on.

Even the more expensive grocery store pasta sauces don't come close to the above. They all taste like spaghetti-o's to me now.

how about the ghetto pizza?
its ketchup and cheese on toast

gmr324 · 06-29-2009, 03:35 PM

Sounds like nothing is immune from the major downsizing!

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