"Change" is Coming - The Smart Car - GoFuckYourself.com

matty · 07-06-2009, 07:46 AM

What we will be forced to drive soon.

But look at all of the GREAT new choices we will have from 'THE SMART CAR' !!!!

THE SMORVETTE !

THE SMAUDI A-3 AWD !

THE SMAMBORGHINI !

THE SMORCHE !

THE SMERARRI !

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

THE SMUSTANG !

AWESOME. I want my Smerarri!

mrwilson · 07-06-2009, 07:52 AM

lol some of them look great.

i would have the smorche i think

bloggerz · 07-06-2009, 07:52 AM

Way3 · 07-06-2009, 08:01 AM

Those are so cool!!!

pornguy · 07-06-2009, 08:05 AM

They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

matty · 07-06-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

link please...

MetaMan · 07-06-2009, 08:27 AM

these RULE

Way3 · 07-06-2009, 08:32 AM

Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped.

http://www.gizmag.com/smart-body-kit...orghini/10442/

Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?

gornyhuy · 07-06-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Way3

Unfortunately they seem to be Photoshopped.

Curious if anyone has a link to the kits if they are available?

Congratulations for being a retard.

seeandsee · 07-06-2009, 08:38 AM

lol somebody saw crash tests too :D

Manowar · 07-06-2009, 08:48 AM

smart cars rule LOL

MovieMaster · 07-06-2009, 09:16 AM

Thats reassuring for my 6' 8" body I guess my knees will be the back seat now....

And hell I thought most cars were uncomfy before fuck me!

Tom_PM · 07-06-2009, 09:22 AM

hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

matty · 07-06-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Congratulations for being a retard.

Ahahha I was thinking the same thing. Guy went down to the smart car dealership like yo i want to order a SMORSHE 911 Turbo...

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

Nice touch...

PlugRush Sascha · 07-06-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

hehe, I'd drive one back and forth. But I'd always feel like I needed to chain it up like a bicycle. Seems like a few muscled kids could make off with it otherwise, doesnt it?

They have small cars like that all over the place in Europe. We used to tip my one friend's car on its side as a prank in high school. It was an old piece of shit, so it didn't really matter but he'd still be pissed when he had to find another way to get to school.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.

Tom_PM · 07-06-2009, 10:05 AM

lol, dont forget to lock up your smorshe!

Verticle car stacking/parking is gonna catch on with these things.

brassmonkey · 07-06-2009, 10:09 AM

hahahaha!!!!

maxjohan · 07-06-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mrwilson

i would have the smorche i think

This leads me to believe in an upcoming "Pimp MY Smorche" on the Mtv channel

Rochard · 07-06-2009, 10:32 AM

So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

StaceyJo · 07-06-2009, 10:40 AM

Bwahahaha.. I enjoy it. lol

brassmonkey · 07-06-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

think so ive seen something like this

JD · 07-06-2009, 11:05 AM

if i could get into it... i'd buy a SMAMBORGHINI... that shit's hot lmao

Blazed · 07-06-2009, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by matty

link please...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ju6t-yyoU8s

saucygirl · 07-06-2009, 11:36 AM

Those have been around for a while outside the US. I guess I'm not that surprised it took so long to get here since America has that bigger is better mentality.

Meeper · 07-06-2009, 11:58 AM

Those look rad haha. Its so funny because if they ACTUALLY made those body kits for it, it would be a HUGE seller. Especially in Europe.

kristin · 07-06-2009, 12:07 PM

That's awesome.

SilentKnight · 07-06-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

They actually sell a good number of them here and they are nice little cars.

I watched a video of them crashing one at 60 mph into a concrete wall and it stood up pretty damn well. At least in a head on.

I saw that, too - and they could still open the doors on it.

Basically its a rollcage with plastic body panels.

We looked briefly at buying one recently just for runnin' around town with - but opted for a new 2010 Kia Forte instead (for the wife).

dav3 · 07-06-2009, 02:07 PM

lol smustang

the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool

ADENTSTUDIOS · 07-06-2009, 03:06 PM

ewwww smart cars.

danielle_ftv · 07-06-2009, 07:46 PM

LOLOLOL...that's hillarious! I want a Smamborhini.

SBJ · 07-06-2009, 07:50 PM

haha love it!

Where is the Smummer (hummer)

rowan · 07-06-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ktj4l

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GySSKPz3oR8 is a good video to watch and a reason I would not drive a Smart car in the US right now with all the big SUVs and trucks driving around and potentially crushing your little-ass Smart. Even a regular sedan will fuck you up in a Smart.

Interesting, I've never seen a crash test of that kind before. Pretty scary to see how the smaller car cops the brunt of the force - there's little point the structure remaining intact if the occupant's brain gets pureed...

Here's another vid that shows what happens when a tiny car hits a larger one. The merc continues moving forward and hardly deviates from its course; the smart car gets pushed backwards and rolls.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZs1Q...eature=related

LiveDose · 07-06-2009, 09:59 PM

I can't help myself from laughing everytime I cruise by one.

rowan · 07-06-2009, 10:00 PM

Here's more on smart car testing

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mz-s1sIoLhU&feature=fvw

SilentKnight · 07-06-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

lol smustang

the 'Monster Smart' is pretty cool

Finally - a Mercedes for rednecks!

Spunky · 07-06-2009, 10:27 PM

I would buy one if it was a Vette

hypedough · 07-06-2009, 11:02 PM

I'm down for a Smustang.

Farang · 07-07-2009, 02:38 AM

JFK · 07-07-2009, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

So you mean GFY now repeats two year old emails? God, this is like two years old, isn't it?

sush yo mouth

DamianJ · 07-07-2009, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by way3

unfortunately they seem to be photoshopped.

=

no wais!!!!!!111111oneoneone

Miz_Wright · 07-07-2009, 05:24 AM

I actually toyed with one, as the counterpart for the hearse, but couldn't stomach the shit torque they have. No good on the highway.

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