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epitome · 07-22-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you my friend are a smart man.

i have done this many times hit on fatty to get to the hot one. its all in the fun of the game.

There you go again disproving that you're a gentleman.

A gentleman doesn't even need game.

How about just being yourself and letting the girls come to you? Hot girls do hit on guys, you know.

Oh wait, you usually have to be of certain caliber to get hit on by girls.

I do apologize, as the entire concept is probably completely foreign to you.

Let me put it to you in a way that you'll understand: if you need game in the first place, you're doing it all wrong. Stop the game playing and work on making yourself attractive (in all ways) to the girls.

If you successfully do this, you'll never again have to post a thread like this. It will mean that you're too busy enjoying your spoils to even notice that there is a fat chick in the club in the first place.

The fact that you even notice the fat friend and/or devise a plan to get to her hot friend tells me that you're doing something terribly wrong.

epitome · 07-22-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

typical gay guy, we are talking about an entirely different topic and they always have to try to make it sound like being gay is cool.

if you have to go to a gay club to pick up hot chicks maybe you are confused in the firstplace. ever though of that?

I'll play along.

The topic is girls at clubs. There are girls at gay clubs. What I said was completely relevant to the post I was specifically replying to. Try reading it again and if you need help pronouncing any words, I am here for you, bro.

You're the expert on getting laid though...starting a thread about how fat girls are cock blocking you.

I wish there were an irony smilie...

Hey Einstein...did you ever stop to ask yourself if the hot girl asked her fat friend to keep you away? Maybe, just maybe, the fat friend was saving her friend from you, at her friends request.

My friends and I call it a rescue. You text them when they're looking uncomfortable and boxed in at the club asking if they need a rescue. If the answer is yes, you step in and say or do whatever is necessary to eject them from the situation.

I know your artificially inflated ego cannot wrap your head around that concept. You are, after all, a God among man.

You're not "that guy."

epitome · 07-22-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

if you have to go to a gay club to pick up hot chicks maybe you are confused in the firstplace. ever though of that?

The answer here is no.

Most people are secure in their sexuality and realize that they are not automatically gay or questioning if they walk into a gay club.

The fact that you do not realize this makes me question if you're secure in your own sexuality. If you were secure, you wouldn't ask such a dumb question.

For instance, I go to straight clubs all of the time. I am not confused when I do. I am also not a "closet straight" because I go.

media · 07-22-2009, 02:23 PM

Fat chicks make me wanna throw up in my mouth in the club.. I pay them $1.00 to go away if they are taxi dancing.. before they even try to dance for me.. its like here you go now leave!

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by media

Fat chicks make me wanna throw up in my mouth in the club.. I pay them $1.00 to go away if they are taxi dancing.. before they even try to dance for me.. its like here you go now leave!

better wear heavy shoes so the tremors dont shake you right off the floor.

every straight guy knows wtf i am talking about. you cant explain it to a gay guy them and fat chicks are in the same category.

Pleasurepays · 07-22-2009, 02:39 PM

Hot chick has low self esteem and poor self image and needs an ugly friend to be around which makes her feel better about herself.

Fat chick/ugly chick gets a self esteem/self image boost by being with an attractive person and having beautiful friends who are popular

The relationship is very symbiotic

The problem is that this symbiosis breaks down when the hot chick has hot guys all over her and the fat chick has no one... which then reinforces the low self esteem and poor self image again... hence the attitude and the attempts at sabotaging. if she can convince hot chick you're not worth it, then there is no threat of having to once again cry herself to sleep in a puddle of ice cream.

Dave_Lethal · 07-22-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Hot chicks always have some annoying fat friend who just wont get the fuck out of the way.

These fat chicks always have some lame boyfriend at home and they bring their single hot girlfriend out and tell them it is "a girls night out" then cling onto the hot chick with her fat paws all night.

what makes you think that your hot girlfriend doesnt want to get ass? just because you are fat and primed for a baby dont take it out on the world. STAY HOME BITCH.

listen you fat bitch did it ever cross your mind that your hot girlfriend works hard to keep a body like that and she wants to be recognized for it. maybe if you werent such a fat bitch guys would actually approach you.

fat chicks stay home you are a tremor on the dance floor and get away from all the hot people pro creating.

/rant

Why do you care if "Fat Chicks" go clubbing? Who cares? People of all shapes and sizes have the right to go wherever they want, including the club where "all the hot people are procreating." If you owned a club you would gladly let them in as long they paid the door fee, their money isn't fat.

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal

Why do you care if "Fat Chicks" go clubbing? Who cares? People of all shapes and sizes have the right to go wherever they want, including the club where "all the hot people are procreating." If you owned a club you would gladly let them in as long they paid the door fee, their money isn't fat.

no their money isnt fat because it is spent at fast food restaurants. fat chicks dont drink alot of booze they prefer to keep coordinated so they can scarf as many smokies at the hot dog stand after the club as possible.

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

Hot chick has low self esteem and poor self image and needs an ugly friend to be around which makes her feel better about herself.

Fat chick/ugly chick gets a self esteem/self image boost by being with an attractive person and having beautiful friends who are popular

The relationship is very symbiotic

The problem is that this symbiosis breaks down when the hot chick has hot guys all over her and the fat chick has no one... which then reinforces the low self esteem and poor self image again... hence the attitude and the attempts at sabotaging. if she can convince hot chick you're not worth it, then there is no threat of having to once again cry herself to sleep in a puddle of ice cream.

you my friend have a doctorate in this shit i totally agree.

Dave_Lethal · 07-22-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no their money isnt fat because it is spent at fast food restaurants. fat chicks dont drink alot of booze they prefer to keep coordinated so they can scarf as many smokies at the hot dog stand after the club as possible.

Fat Chicks Drink, I've seen several fat chicks extremely drunk on several different occasions. Fat Chicks also require more alcohol to get drunk due to their large body mass which equals more money spent at the bar. Do you realize how shallow and arrogant this post makes you look? I'm sure you don't care because you are so "cool" and such a "playa."

sicone · 07-22-2009, 03:00 PM

Someone has to drive the hot girls

If there is a group of girls hanging out... it's always to pick out the driver who owns the mini van

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal

Fat Chicks Drink, I've seen several fat chicks extremely drunk on several different occasions. Fat Chicks also require more alcohol to get drunk due to their large body mass which equals more money spent at the bar. Do you realize how shallow and arrogant this post makes you look? I'm sure you don't care because you are so "cool" and such a "playa."

dude you have the PHD in fat chicks why are you telling me this?

me and you can go out, you take the blubs and ill take the hot one. this way EVERYONE WINS.

Dave_Lethal · 07-22-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

dude you have the PHD in fat chicks why are you telling me this?

me and you can go out, you take the blubs and ill take the hot one. this way EVERYONE WINS.

Okay, that sounds fun, dude. Let's meet up at 'da club tonight!! You are totally right, I am an obvious "chubby chaser" just because I don't hate people for being fat, but hopefully if I hang around with a cool bro like you I can learn how to score some real "hotties!" Should I wear my Abercrombie & Fitch shirt with a white ball cap? Or maybe my t-shirt that says "Pimp" on it? What would you recommend?

geedub · 07-22-2009, 03:19 PM

don't knock it til you try it homies!

epitome · 07-22-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal

Okay, that sounds fun, dude. Let's meet up at 'da club tonight!! You are totally right, I am an obvious "chubby chaser" just because I don't hate people for being fat, but hopefully if I hang around with a cool bro like you I can learn how to score some real "hotties!" Should I wear my Abercrombie & Fitch shirt with a white ball cap? Or maybe my t-shirt that says "Pimp" on it? What would you recommend?

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal

Okay, that sounds fun, dude. Let's meet up at 'da club tonight!! You are totally right, I am an obvious "chubby chaser" just because I don't hate people for being fat, but hopefully if I hang around with a cool bro like you I can learn how to score some real "hotties!" Should I wear my Abercrombie & Fitch shirt with a white ball cap? Or maybe my t-shirt that says "Pimp" on it? What would you recommend?

i am classy like sinatra i rock gators and collared suites.

mayeb you and the gay guy in this thread can hang out though, seems like you to have similar interests. and it def is not hot chicks.

Dave_Lethal · 07-22-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am classy like sinatra i rock gators and collared suites.

mayeb you and the gay guy in this thread can hang out though, seems like you to have similar interests. and it def is not hot chicks.

How can you assume that I'm not into hot chicks because I think your behavior in this thread is immature, insensitive and rude? How is that even possible?

epitome · 07-22-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am classy like sinatra i rock gators and collared suites.

mayeb you and the gay guy in this thread can hang out though, seems like you to have similar interests. and it def is not hot chicks.

Insert foot in your mouth again.

I love hot chicks. I love a nice set of tits. I love making out with girls.

Sticking my dick in their pussy...well, that's where I draw the line.

Keep trying...

It's not like everybody else hasn't noticed that you only have comebacks half of the time. Just because you ignore it doesn't mean it's going away. It's like herpes.

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave_Lethal

How can you assume that I'm not into hot chicks because I think your behavior in this thread is immature, insensitive and rude? How is that even possible?

because hot chicks walk over losers like you.

wannabe mr nice guys who try to play the "friend" and wonder why every other guy is banging the girl but you. get over yourself already. having confidence to speak your mind doesnt make you immature or insensitive it makes you REAL.

i know tons of guys like you, you will buy the chick a bike outfit just to go riding with the girl while she comes to my house to fuck me late at night. women want a real man that isnt afraid to call it like it is. not some soft dick mofo who walks around with their tail in between their legs trying to be best friends with everyone in the world. thats fucking fake.

you may be into hot chicks but they are def not into you. i can gaurantee it.

epitome · 07-22-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

because hot chicks walk over losers like you.

wannabe mr nice guys who try to play the "friend" and wonder why every other guy is banging the girl but you. get over yourself already. having confidence to speak your mind doesnt make you immature or insensitive it makes you REAL.

i know tons of guys like you, you will buy the chick a bike outfit just to go riding with the girl while she comes to my house to fuck me late at night. women want a real man that isnt afraid to call it like it is. not some soft dick mofo who walks around with their tail in between their legs trying to be best friends with everyone in the world. thats fucking fake.

you may be into hot chicks but they are def not into you. i can gaurantee it.

Dave_Lethal · 07-22-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

because hot chicks walk over losers like you.

wannabe mr nice guys who try to play the "friend" and wonder why every other guy is banging the girl but you. get over yourself already. having confidence to speak your mind doesnt make you immature or insensitive it makes you REAL.

i know tons of guys like you, you will buy the chick a bike outfit just to go riding with the girl while she comes to my house to fuck me late at night. women want a real man that isnt afraid to call it like it is. not some soft dick mofo who walks around with their tail in between their legs trying to be best friends with everyone in the world. thats fucking fake.

you may be into hot chicks but they are def not into you. i can gaurantee it.

First of all, you seem to have confidence confused with arrogance and if you really do have so many chicks all over you then why do you care if they bring their fat friend to a club? Why is it even on your mind? Your initial post was about fat girls cock blocking you from their hot friends, if you were so great and such a "player" you would be able to overcome their interference.

Secondly, you can't guarantee shit about me because you don't know a thing about me or my personal life because I don't feel the need to go around bragging on a message board to make myself feel big unlike you. I don't try to be "best friends with the world," I just don't think it's necessary to be negative or rude to people regardless of what they look like.

chronic avenger · 07-22-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Hot chicks always have some annoying fat friend who just wont get the fuck out of the way.
/rant

Preach brotha preach

xxxdesign-net · 07-22-2009, 07:24 PM

as if they are any thin girls in Cow Town... On the other hand, I hear black guys love it there!

Eva PSC · 07-22-2009, 09:01 PM

Guys like MetaMan are exactly why I had quit going to clubs several years ago. Meat market is not the place to meet guys worth a second date.

MetaMan · 07-22-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

Guys like MetaMan are exactly why I had quit going to clubs several years ago. Meat market is not the place to meet guys worth a second date.

THIS MAY BE ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING!

BUT

WOMEN omg YES WOMEN LIKE TO HAVE SEX TO! OMG! if you have sex with a girl YOU ARE BAD MAN AND YOU ARE A PLAYER HOW DARE YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUNG HOT HORNEY WOMEN!

NOT ALL WOMEN LIKE TO HAVE SEX!!! OK!

MAYBE you arent "meeting anybody" because you are trying to hard to "meet somebody".

LIFE is a journey you should ride it out and stop seeking specifics. the best things in life come when they are least expected.

tranza · 07-23-2009, 05:22 AM

I just hate fat girls, not only at the club but anywhere.

InternetIsForPorn · 07-23-2009, 05:53 AM

This topic is gold!

Tsang · 07-23-2009, 05:26 PM

Reverend MetaMan is the man!

bigmack · 07-23-2009, 07:24 PM

She isnt cock blocking.

Valerie82 · 07-23-2009, 07:28 PM

all of what you wrote is fucking hilarious! everyone

AtlantisCash · 07-23-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

This topic is gold!

eroticsexxx · 07-23-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

A true alpha wouldn't complain about a woman running interference when you are trying to game her friend.

Exactly.

Someone has to suck the cum juice of your cock/change the condom while you're banging the hot one. Might as well be the BBW...

Not to worry, she wont mind at all. You may have to give her a round or two because she'll get horny in the process, but that's the price you'll have to pay for a 3-some.

The more the merrier, I always say.

And there's nothing wrong with a big woman who knows how to bring out the "sexy".

AtlantisCash · 07-23-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eva PSC

Guys like MetaMan are exactly why I had quit going to clubs several years ago. Meat market is not the place to meet guys worth a second date.

interesting to see people can quit something based on people's behave, i don't get why would You care what an other people think about You.

on the other hand, You're stereotyping people due to where they are, not good IMHO

fatfoo · 07-23-2009, 11:12 PM

For those people that like fat chicks, they are cool.

vidvicious · 07-24-2009, 06:51 AM

somebody's been cock blocked once too many times .. LOL

Dirty Lord · 07-24-2009, 06:53 AM

this topic still existing.

bobby666 · 07-24-2009, 12:56 PM

but: hot chicks swallow everything

CDSmith · 07-24-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by vidvicious

somebody's been cock blocked once too many times .. LOL

Being cock blocked once IS too many. :D

seeandsee · 07-24-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bobby666

but: hot chicks swallow everything

buyandsell · 07-24-2009, 01:42 PM

the fat chicks they hate you back

MandyBlake · 07-24-2009, 02:25 PM

wow. good thing i don't go clubbing

too busy working.

Robbie · 07-24-2009, 03:35 PM

I'd fuck the hot girl AND the fat bitch in a nasty 3 way...snort a line, pop a cialis and then go back hunting in the bar again.

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